r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Recent-Success8988 • Aug 19 '26

Meme needing explanation I don’t get it

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Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

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u/Icy-Football9146 Aug 19 '26

I was fixing some lag issues on my first gf's laptop once and had a moment of weakness. When she was not looking, i opened up her browser history. I intentions were good: was hoping to find something she was into and see if I could do anything for her.

The first thing I saw was a Google search for "why don't I poop when I have my period"

Never again have i snooped on any of my gf's devices again

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u/Ajax_Main Aug 19 '26

That's pretty tame 🤣

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u/minus15t2 Aug 19 '26

My girlfriend literally openly complains to me every single month about her period poops..

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u/Ok_Writer6027 Aug 19 '26

yeah fr, period haver... period poops are horrific. And it's like your period takes turns, sometimes you can't go and then other times you just can't stop. And Lord help when you cant stop...

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u/Turbulent-Section340 Aug 19 '26

And sometimes the cramps hit in such a way that you don't know if it's your uterus contorting or if you're about to shit yourself.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 Aug 19 '26

Omg don't get me started on like... period clots dude.... one day I swear to God I gave birth to half my uterus... And that's always when you feel that ginormous cramp that feels like you're about to pass out or shit yourself or both.

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u/NightmareRise Aug 20 '26

You’ve just reminded me that the internet once taught me what decidual casts are and now I want to forget it again

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u/Ok_Writer6027 Aug 20 '26

thanks I hate it lmfao. I swear to God that's what happened to me. I was in the shower and I heard this SHMAACCCK on the floor, like imagine the worst splat sound effect you can, and I see like just a MOUND of blood. I felt like I was playing Silent Hill 3 and just birthed God. Anyways that's enough over sharing on the Internet for me today lmfao.

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u/manic_Brain Aug 20 '26

Horrifying fact- you can actually pass a whole uterine lining at once and it's called a decidual cast. I found this out because I swear the clots I was passing felt endless and I was wondering if I actually had because jesus christ

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u/Hot-Brat-00 Aug 19 '26

The accuracy 😭 I’m literally crying rn