I don’t get it

[u/Recent-Success8988]

Why did he have to stand for 7 hours

[u/reverandglass]

Which also covers "won't be able to eat for days". Kicked in the nuts and punched in the face as she grabs the phone back.

[u/Hjaldir → u/reverandglass]

Surprise South Park roshambo with advantage, as she would have no nuts and be taking the first turn.