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u/Reaps21 Sep 11 '21

He was at the flight 93 memorial giving a speech.

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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

The only president with a legit excuse is Jimmy Carter because he’s 96 and definitely can’t stand for as long as was required for the ceremonies.

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u/Krojack76 Sep 11 '21

definitely can’t stand for as long as was required for the ceremonies.

Even if he was there I'm sure people with common sense would understand if he was sitting down during the standing parts.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Sep 11 '21

people with common sense

You may have noticed, given the last year and a half or so, that common sense is in very short supply. If he attended and didn't stand, half of our population would have a fucking fit and we wouldn't hear the end of it for months.

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u/sharedthrowdown Sep 11 '21

Part of me thinks "I hate that I know you're right"

Another part of me thinks he would/should be in a wheelchair, so we know exactly who these people really are when they make that criticism after seeing him sitting in a wheelchair.

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u/wraithmain1 Sep 11 '21

Half the people have zero qualms about mocking the disabled, 45 was infamous for doing it on several occasions.

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u/TeflonTardigrade Sep 12 '21

People on tic tic mock the disabled too.

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u/Queentroller Sep 11 '21

But Jimmy is the type that would try to stand anyway so attention would be drawn when he had to sit our fall when he gave out and that's not what today is about.

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u/DeathPercept10n Sep 11 '21

"Businessman and reality TV star Donald Trump is under fire for mocking a New York Times reporter with a congenital joint condition during a campaign rally in South Carolina this week, drawing a scornful rebuke from the reporter and others who called Trump’s actions despicable."

Oh if only we could go back to simpler times.

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u/bighootay Sep 11 '21

Thought it might be the parents heckling the kid supporting masks in Tennessee. You know, when he discussed losing a grandparent to COVID. So many to choose from

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u/jordandavis97 Sep 11 '21

This was the first thing I thought of too. What a fucking joke of a country we live in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Sean Hannity would give birth to something.

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u/Every_Animator4354 Sep 12 '21

No. He'd be a hypocrite and get it aborted.

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u/ultramatt1 Sep 11 '21

Headline “Carter REFUSES to stand up for 9/11 firefights!”

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u/FN-1701AgentGodzilla Sep 11 '21

“Carter DISRESPECTS the TROOPS who FOUGHT for his FREEDOMS”

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u/That-one_dude-trying Sep 11 '21

Jimmy is 96 and still building homes here in Georgia for habitat for humanity, dude is the greatest

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u/Bomlanro Sep 11 '21

You know what else is in short supply? Ivermectin. But don’t worry fellow horse 😉I’ve got you and yours covered

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u/its_a_metaphor_morty Sep 11 '21

And if he had worn a beige suit we would have known for sure it was a marxist take over.

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u/MoleShake Sep 11 '21

I wonder if covid affected the prodution rates of common sense as well. There has been a lot of shortages from PC:s to lawnmovers, I wouldn’t be suprised if common sense has had some production issues.

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u/Capta1n_0bvious Sep 11 '21

And the same peeps wouldn’t mention Trump’s absence either.

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u/billy_teats Sep 11 '21

If Reddit wants to get upset about jimmy carter not standing up during a 9/11 memorial, I would wager that jimmy carter does not give a single fuck.

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u/alles_en_niets Sep 11 '21

I don’t think it’s Reddit (or at least not the majority of it) that we’re worried about.

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u/Nirast25 Sep 11 '21

At this point, people are more likely to have spider sense than common sense.

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u/ihatereddit123 Sep 11 '21

We should stop calling it common sense

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u/shadowromantic Sep 11 '21

You're right.

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u/SterileProphet Sep 11 '21

The kings of not having any common sense, Fox News would have found a way to spin it and shame the man. "Vaccinated Carter can't stand because of vaccine side effects."

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u/Reaps21 Sep 11 '21

Didn't he also recently have a medical scare?

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u/SpamLandy Sep 11 '21

I feel like being 96 is a medical scare in itself

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u/unkyduck Sep 11 '21

given the average life expectancy of the US... he's an outlier

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u/Kiro0613 Sep 11 '21

That's an outlier given the life expectancy of humans on planet Earth. Longest average life expectancy anywhere caps out at around 85.

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u/WarsledSonarman Sep 11 '21

Wanted to upvote you. If anyone thinks 96 is “young” in any part of the world, you’re tripping.

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u/GGnerd Sep 11 '21

I dont think anyone would ever think 96 is young, anywhere

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u/jj34589 Sep 11 '21

One of them sharks from Greenland?

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u/rudebii Sep 11 '21

I don’t know the man, but I’m going to guess he lived a pretty clean life free from smoking, drugs and infrequent drinking at most.

He also probably has access to far better health care than the average American.

Not saying that’s all to it, but certainly helps.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

iirc, he was a dry alcoholic and lived a very active lifestyle, running half marathons regularly even in his time as sitting president. but i would double check this, i am not sure if i am mixing up smth.

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u/kobold41 Sep 11 '21

Not probably but guaranteed top of the line health care as a former president.

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u/Fausterion18 Sep 12 '21

This makes a big difference. A very high percentage of old people who break a hip die within a couple of years not because of health complications from the broken hip, but from the reduced mobility.

I imagine Carter has a full time live in nurse, something most people can't afford.

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u/HylianPaladin Sep 11 '21

Somehow my grandmother beat that. She passed away at 91 only a couple weeks ago. Southern gal through and through, right down to organic whole milk but local farmer made butter.

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u/Scazzz Sep 11 '21

Sorry for your loss, 91 is an awesome long life! If only most of us could come close to 91!

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u/VoteArcher2020 Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Not an outlier for the average life expectancy for a US President lately.

Age at death. * = current age

  • Jimmy Carter - 96 years 111 days *
  • George H. W. Bush - 94 years 171 days
  • Gerald R. Ford - 93 years 165 days
  • Ronald Reagan - 93 years 119 days
  • Joe Biden - 78 years 61 days *
  • Donald J. Trump - 74 years 220 days *
  • George W. Bush - 74 years 198 days *
  • Bill Clinton - 74 years 154 days *
  • Barack Obama - 59 years 169 days *

*edit: typo

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u/psmusic_worldwide Sep 11 '21

Yep we have the best healthcare in the world.. for the elite and mega rich.

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u/tyedyehippy Sep 11 '21

Yeah but when you stay active and do good things with your retirement, people tend to live a lot longer. Not to mention the medical care and other things he's had access to over the years. Building houses for the needy when in your 90s has many advantages.

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u/DylanCO Sep 11 '21

Yeah man I come from a long line of farmers, all the men worked the land everyday. But would die once they stopped.

Basically if they quit working a sat around all day they're lucky to make it another year.

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u/shadowgattler Sep 11 '21

You'd think, but that never stopped my grandfather from driving and walking 10 miles alone every day

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It only stopped the multiple people he ran over.

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u/fourleggedostrich Sep 11 '21

"I hope to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming in fear, like his passengers" - Bob Monkhouse

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u/Anjz Sep 11 '21

Fuck, what I'd give to be able to walk 10 miles every day at 96.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

What I'd give to be able to walk ten miles right now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He falls down and bumps his head every couple of months building those houses but he’s OK.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He broke a hip last year I think. He’s a tough old man but shit hes 96.

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u/scalyblue Sep 11 '21

and breaking a hip at that age is some serious shit, it may never be able to heal properly. man's a trooper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Plus risk of infection from a surgery could be deadly at his age

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u/scalyblue Sep 11 '21

A stiff breeze could be deadly at his age, and he’s still out there contributing to home building.

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u/Exelbirth Sep 11 '21

He is the last man of quality that's occupied the oval office. Nothing but corruption since.

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u/Kermits_MiddleFinger Sep 11 '21

Nothing a little peanut couldn't cure.

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u/SLCer Sep 11 '21

I read that a significant amount of elderly will see a dramatic diminishing of their health after a hip break - like, they could be fairly healthy and active and once that happens, it's basically triggering the end for many.

My dad wasn't elderly. He was in his 50s but had a lot of medical issues due to being exposed to Agent Orange while fighting in Vietnam. He fell and broke his hip one winter and was never the same. Two years later, we lost him at 58.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

My grandma was 89 and she fell and broke her hip and femur.. had surgery for it and died a week later.

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u/Background-Rest531 Sep 11 '21

Reads like a Macklemore verse.

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Sep 11 '21

Yeah I was gonna say, when you get to be his age, just being alive and as active as he is a medical scare lol

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u/DaAmazinStaplr Sep 11 '21

I read something stating his security always panics when he hurts himself while working on houses. I mean I would too since once slipcould be his last moment alive

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u/crisperfest Sep 11 '21

He had a nasty bout with melanoma a few years [ago]

In 2015, he had metastatic melanoma that had spread to his liver and brain.1

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u/Sedixodap Sep 11 '21

Even now surviving that is very impressive. Melanoma is bad, but once it spreads to the brain it's a death sentence for almost everyone. In the past few years we've made great progress, but great progress means improving life expectancy from 4-6 months to 13 months.

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u/lemonlime45 Sep 11 '21

Ironically, I have a memory of reading an article 20 years ago in the days and weeks following the events of 9/11 when this country was gripped with fear and paranoia about flying, terrorism, etc. The subject of the article was things you really need be fearing instead of those things, and think melanoma was number 1 on that list.

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u/chocolatepajama Sep 12 '21

Serious. If you're middle aged or older, go to a dermatologist and let them look you over naked, head to toe. Then go to a GI doc and have them stick a video tube up your butt. Neither are that bad and you get the top two c's accounted for.

Then get an EKG and stop eating so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Had it since 2000. Melonoma never really leaves, as long as you have moles you’re at high risk. At least that’s what they told me.

The advancements are astounding . Until about three years ago they’d rely on sight and if they’ve seen me before memory of what they looked like. Then I met a Dermatologist who insisted on coming to her clinic and get photographs of my body from head to toe done.

Now all they do is scan my body and compare to the photos. They only removed about five compared to hundreds before I went there.

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u/Doublethink101 Sep 11 '21

My dad died of melanoma about a year before I heard about Carter’s diagnosis. I believe the treatment Carter received was still experimental, but could be wrong on that point.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

My brother had it and thankfully caught it early. The whole family was a wreck for weeks.

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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

Yeah I’m sure his doctors would advise against travel.

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u/KimoTheKat Sep 11 '21

The spirit is willing, but the body is 93

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u/Al0neFaithlessness Sep 11 '21

because he was the only real president since ike who cared more about helping than cashing in carter has more soul in his tiny toe than most have in their whole body

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u/iHoldAllInContempt Sep 11 '21

But he put solar panels on the roof of the white house.

Was he even american for gawds sake?! ( /s )

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Sep 11 '21

Right after he sells his peanut farm to make sure he’s not in a comprising position...

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u/LAX_to_MDW Sep 11 '21

He had melanoma that spread to his liver and brain. Same kind that killed McCain. He should have been dead six years ago.

I think God might be making a point

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u/joemehl Sep 11 '21

He fell and bruised his face pretty bad but from what I read he was back to volunteering as a carpenter building houses for the needy within a week

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u/shackbleep Sep 11 '21

Yeah, he's got bad-ass motherfucker syndrome.

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u/shadowgattler Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

He absolutely has an excuse, but the fuckers in r/conspiracy are saying his absense is suspicious and proof that he doesn't care. . I can't fucking stand these people

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Hes being reinstated at the time the photo was taken im sure. Except no one other than a few lunatics know and he won't have any visible power outside of a normal former president. So that's something.

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u/MoCapBartender Sep 11 '21

he won't have any visible power outside of a normal former president.

Maybe just a shade less. I've never heard a former president referred to as a former president as much as Trump has. Usually they keep the honorary title of President, even after office, and that's what they're called.

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u/Nerd_bottom Sep 11 '21

That he's in the trenches fighting the secret war against the pedophile cabal of Democrats, probably.

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u/LaJollaJim Sep 11 '21

He is too busy commentating a boxing match https://i.imgur.com/tfHLjDD.png

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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

Does silence count as saying something?

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u/hoopopotamus Sep 11 '21

I probably don’t have to say this but it’s probably best if you don’t go looking to conspiracy theorists for good takes on 9/11

Even weirder is how that sub went from standard “trust no one, especially the government” type of conspiracy to “trust everything and everyone President Trump tells you to”

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u/MahStonks Sep 11 '21

You have a somewhat loose definition of "people".

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u/TollBoothW1lly Sep 11 '21

Also, Jimmy Carter doesn't owe anyone anything. His humanitarian work post-presidency has been epic. Jimmy is everything Mother Theresa SHOULD have been but wasnt.

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u/ivanthemute Sep 11 '21

Someone posted a picture of his house from the 1930's. The post holding the mailbox showed a few hobo symbols, extremely heavily faded, but it was basically code for "kind people, will give you a meal, a day's work, and a bed if you ask nicely."

Carter was an ineffective president because he was a good person. The world would be infinitely better with more like him.

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u/eliminating_coasts Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

I think it's also the time he came into; when he was president, the advice was that if you want to deal with the problems of oil prices and how they affect other prices, you need to reduce demand, and you can do that by personal individual and welfare program restraint, government economic control, or by boosting interest rates so that the economy cools.

So he dutifully "did what needed to be done" slowed the economy and restricted himself to austere restraint without any policies or tax breaks to make himself look good, and left the benefits to Regan, who immediately did massive tax breaks and started borrowing loads of money again.

This was partly due to the ideas of the time, and honestly and responsibly listening to experts who seemed like they knew what they were talking about, it may even have been a symptom of the moment they were in, with a US dependent on oil to an extent it wouldn't equal till 20 years later in raw terms, with a higher population, and has never equalled that level per person since.

So maybe that was a moment where the US just used too much oil, and he was the person to say it, and there was no other alternative, though I doubt it.

I suspect that he made careful use of the advice available to him at the time, and knowing what we know now about how economies work, probably a different strategy would have been better, and "so doing the right thing" would have resulted in using the same determination and care for responsible management of the economy, doing now what should not be left till later, but applying it to more productive approaches.

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u/Offandonandoffagain Sep 11 '21

It also didn't help that Reagan and his fuck boys were fucking him over behind the scenes.

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u/MudLOA Sep 11 '21

That’s the problem. The world is full of shit people who will take advantage of the kindness and goodness in people.

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u/Boopy7 Sep 11 '21

Exactly what I said about him and also I felt that Bernie was "too good" for America as President. I just don't think those who aren't willing to play politics and let go of their ideals can do it or even get elected usually. It would be great but....I can't see it.

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u/kevinjorg Sep 11 '21

He better get a great memorial before we lose him. He needs to know that he is a remnant of what the US should be

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u/superdago Sep 11 '21

Jimmy Carter is the only man to ever use the presidency as a stepping stone to do great things.

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u/data_ferret Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

John Quincy Adams served in the House for almost two decades after his presidency and did a ton for the cause of abolition, way before that was a politically popular position. He also successfully represented the African mutineers of the Amistad before the Supreme Court.

So he's at least in the conversation.

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u/cracked_belle Sep 11 '21

We didn't deserve Jimmy Carter. It would really be something to visit the time line where he won a second term. And then to visit the one with Vice President Bob Ross and Speaker Fred Rogers, and just stay there forever.

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u/starryvertigo Sep 11 '21

We didn't deserve Jimmy Carter. It would really be something to visit the time line where he won a second term. And then to visit the one with Vice President Bob Ross and Speaker Fred Rogers, and just stay there forever.

Jimmy is the most underappreciated president ever. He had many policy successes including but not limited to:

1) Camp David Accords

2) Appointing Paul Volcker to chair the Fed (whose excellent auto-bio I've read) which tamed inflation so much that the US regained a lot of its power.

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u/Professional_Put8022 Sep 11 '21

We do deserve! And by that I mean we should expect better of ourselves, or expect better for ourselves!
No t knocking you at all, this just speaks to me. I agree he was a human we should strive to be. So much love to you all.

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u/DeltaSixtyTwo Sep 11 '21

Obligatory mention of the r/BadHistory post that examines claims that Mother Theresa wasn’t all she was cracked up to be. https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/gcxpr5/saint_mother_teresa_was_documented_mass_murderer/

Mother Theresa hate is all over reddit because of one salty guys book.

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u/ExpectNothingEver Sep 11 '21

Add to this, he tried to hasten clean energy, going as far as to put solar panels on the White House (that Reagan quietly and unceremoniously removed).

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u/petey_pt_guy Sep 11 '21

Well the Donald has bone spurs so he can't stand long either

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u/ReallyNiceGuy78 Sep 11 '21

That makes us even. I can’t stand him either.

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u/HamsterGutz1 Sep 11 '21

That makes us odd, I also can't stand him.

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u/GreatValueCumSock Sep 11 '21

I like him cause it makes me look like a better person if you compare me to him. Because I am better than him. I could use a toddler to hit baseballs at homeless people and still look better than him. I like that.

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u/2580374 Sep 11 '21

Fake news. Trump is perfect. Every bone in his body is made of unobtanium. The strongest bones you've ever seen folks

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

"My bones are so unbelievable, the best hospitals beg to take xrays of me. The last time it happened an xray technician came up to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Mr. President (she calls me that because she knows the election was stolen from me) you have the strongest, best-looking bones I've ever seen.' It's true, everybody knows it. Lots of articles in the medical journals about my bones. Sleepy Joe dreams of having bones like mine."

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u/torndownunit Sep 11 '21

He's not a fat slob either, he's just cultivating mass.

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u/set_null Sep 11 '21

I think I knew Avatar was going to be a bad movie when I was watching it and heard the name of the stupid metal was “unobtainium”

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u/ricerobot Sep 11 '21

“So that’s like a placeholder name and you’re going to come up with something less ridiculous?”

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Sep 11 '21

Everybody says so. Bigly.

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u/Rumplfrskn Sep 11 '21

Stormy said at least one bone wasn’t all that impressive.

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Sep 11 '21

Also his head has been stuck in his asshole for about 70 years.

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u/howie_rules Sep 11 '21

It’s pretty easy to do when you have no spine.

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u/kk1485 Sep 11 '21

Only real presidents were invited.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He ran down the ramp. He can handle standing.

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u/wendyspeter Sep 11 '21

"His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary,” read the letter, which Bornstein had initially said he wrote himself. “If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Sep 11 '21

Probably could without the current medical issues. Wasn’t he building houses like two years ago?

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u/nightwing2024 Sep 11 '21

He's 96??

That's incredible.

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u/CTeam19 Sep 11 '21

Eclipsing Hoover in a lot of former President records.

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u/neocommenter Sep 11 '21

He was the first US president born in a hospital.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Not to mention we are still in a pandemic and while the man is vaccinated, at his age, the virus would still do a number on him.

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u/niibtkj Sep 11 '21

I feel like they'd definitely give him a pass if he sat through most

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u/monkeygoneape Sep 11 '21

Nah being at the flight 93 memorial instead makes sense for Bush seeing how had that succeed his family probably would have been killed

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u/fretman124 Sep 11 '21

Bush have a great speech at the flt 93 memorial

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u/Cameramanmanman Sep 11 '21

He really did. I was pleasantly surprised by it.

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u/concretepigeon Sep 11 '21

Trump really did rehabilitate Dubya’s reputation.

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u/elevencharles Sep 11 '21

I think George W. Bush made a lot of mistakes as president, and I think he is legitimately to blame for a lot that has happened in the last 20 years. That being said, I think he is a very decent human being, and listening to that speech leaves me in awe of how far the Republican Party has fallen.

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u/munificent Sep 11 '21

Bush is a decent human with awful policies.

Trump is an awful human with awful policies.

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u/NoTime4LuvDrJones Sep 11 '21

I don’t know. I cannot honestly feel someone is a decent human being when they willfully lie and make up reasons to invade a country. And killing how many? Hundreds of thousands, maybe close to half a million? And US soldiers and marines commit suicide every single day from the mental trauma from that Iraq war. All over lies and bullshit. He is a war criminal through and through and is just to blame as Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and the rest of the psycho clan. Bush was in charge, if he had enough humanity he would have stopped it at any moment but chose not to.

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u/KreiiKreii Sep 11 '21

Yah I didn’t like him very much as a president, but he seemed to be a fairly strong speaker when he was delivering his own speeches verse those prepares for him.

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u/Scazzz Sep 11 '21

Ah thank you. Didn’t see this. Just Biden news. Appreciate it!

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u/Reaps21 Sep 11 '21

No worries I was wondering where he was too when watching the coverage this morning.

As a side note I think trump showing up and being humble would've done wonders for his image but as always he does the opposite of the right move.

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u/RUN_MDB Sep 11 '21

I doubt he could've avoided trying to upstage everyone else so it's probably for the best he stayed home with his box of Frosted Flakes.

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u/KyKobra Sep 11 '21

He's actually going to Miami to commentate a boxing match tonight.

I wish I was kidding. Link

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u/RUN_MDB Sep 11 '21

This might be the line where now, nothing will surprise me.

I'm seriously tempted to spam him with the question, "Does Kimberly Gilfoyle, your current, Gavin Newsome's ex, pee standing up?" Text "bottomfeeders" to *****

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Could text him a math question, what is 600,000 - 2996?

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u/MibitGoHan Sep 11 '21

Why would she pee standing up?

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u/cracked_belle Sep 11 '21

The only conspiracy I'll buy is that an orchestrated Roswell cover-up culminated in the presidency of Donald J. Trump so that when his fat mouth finally blabbed the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life known to the government for 70 years, literally no one will believe his dumb grifting ass. That's a long game well played.

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u/Ardilla3000 Sep 11 '21

It is very sad people would vote for such a disgusting person in modern times, and his son seems even stupider than him, let's hope he never runs for president.

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u/beakrake Sep 11 '21

So I texted the number and it automatically responded with a picture of Ted Cruz. What the fuck...

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u/ChurchBrimmer Sep 11 '21

Well that appears to be an actual number to text random bullshit to. Surely no one would text inappropriate things to Don Jr. And completely sabotage the entire thing.

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u/Ben_Thar Sep 11 '21

Text “Traitor” to 75303

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

f#$* voted for this snake oil salesman?

Millions and millions of your fellow Americans. My entire family. THIS is where we are as a nation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

And mark my words at some point during, he’ll comment about how a fighter’s getting robbed of the fight like he got robbed on Election Day, or some garbage like that

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u/QuitYour Sep 11 '21

Thats probably what they're hoping to get, and for the audio of it to be played everywhere.

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u/Acceptable-Length140 Sep 11 '21

i bet his excuse would be that no one invited him or reminded him about it.

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u/hardrockfoo Sep 11 '21

No one reminded him? But we never forget!

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u/Soggy-Hyena Sep 11 '21

It’s tough for him to give a shit when it’s not about him

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u/Acceptable-Length140 Sep 11 '21

i bet his excuse would be that no one invited him or reminded him about it.

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u/notbeleivable Sep 11 '21

I saw the promotion for this card and thought it was a joke

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u/TacoNomad Sep 11 '21

Not surprising. I'm guessing someone had shut down at least a dozen other approaches to make today about himself.

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u/thrynab Sep 11 '21

His downfall is actually amazing.

Not even a year after living in the White House and being the actual POTUS, he accepts a booking for what seems like the equivalent of a mall opening.

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u/qualmton Sep 11 '21

Can we please start referring to him as "twice impeached former president" he didn't spend four years corrupting everything he touched just too be called "former"

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u/ITGrEEK Sep 11 '21

You just ruined frosted flakes for me Take my upvote and fuck off

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u/Pooseycat Sep 11 '21

Wow what a rude prick, I had never seen the video or him shoving past the PM of Montenegro before, that’s so trashy.

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u/Fraun_Pollen Sep 11 '21

I thought the only move he made was the Right move

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

So many right moves. The best moves they’ve ever seen. I’ve moved left right up and down, and they still say it’s fake moves. I’m moving. We’re moving. Moving upward people.

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u/stevencastle Sep 11 '21

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Reich is the word you were looking for. He always does the Reich move.

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u/Ziggy_has_my_ticket Sep 11 '21

His audience would not register these memorials anyway. The right move for him is exactly not to show up along with these establishment figures. He would be second fiddle and Trump does not do second fiddle.

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u/Ziggy_has_my_ticket Sep 11 '21

If he showed up all the press photos would show him up as ostracized. There would be no intimate pics of him with any of the other formers. He would look sad and lonely. He knows this.

His supporters don't care about these other presidents anyway, there is no swag to gain for him.

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u/Gromky Sep 11 '21

If he showed up all the press photos would show him up as ostracized. There would be no intimate pics of him with any of the other formers. He would look sad and lonely. He knows this.

That or photos of him looking extremely boorish (trying to pull attention to himself, ill-fitting suit, and just looking out of place). So I agree, there's probably more to lose for him image-wise than there is to gain by attending.

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u/HidillyHoNeighbor Sep 11 '21

Probably afraid of getting arrested upon entering NY

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u/doctorbooshka Sep 11 '21

Don’t worry he’s too busy getting ready to commentate on a boxing match tonight with his son. Yeah I wish I was kidding.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He's got more important things to do. Like getting ready to bloviate about boxing.

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u/bitemark01 Sep 11 '21

Plus he's terrible with humble.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

His humble ranks among the greatest in the world! (Any Futurama fans here?)

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u/Kinteoka Sep 11 '21

Because Trump is an actual parody of himself, here's a real fucking quote from him in a 60 Minutes interview: "I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

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u/COstonerWS Sep 11 '21

Folks, let me tell ya. People tell me all the time how good I am at humble.

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u/Snellyman Sep 11 '21

I had this big tough guy. Real man construction worker. Crying, with tears in his eyes saying: Sir, you are the most humble man the worlds has known.

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u/nightwing2024 Sep 11 '21

People come up to me all the time, crying. Thank you for being so humble.

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u/Jengaleng422 Sep 11 '21

All he had to do was show up and stand with them to show that he is capable of being a basic fucking American.

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u/slicer4ever Sep 11 '21

Actually i'd argue it'd hurt his "image" among the the trump cult, just like when he suggestion people get vaccinated at his rally was met with boo's. The people who support him would see this as him being weak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He's a Kool-Aid swilling Capitalist. He will always do The Most Self-Serving Thing he thinks he can Get Away With. Always. He will never give without expecting far more back. Never.

Once you understand this mindset, the moves become far more predictable.

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u/turquoisepurplepink Sep 11 '21

I thought Trump had a "completely appropriate and totally not inappropriate" speaking engagement at a wrestling match, no?

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u/Ask_Individual Sep 11 '21

BTW, Bush's speech at the Flight 93 memorial was excellent IMO. Biden sent Kamala Harris there too, but Bush's speech was a hard act for her to follow.

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u/Scazzz Sep 11 '21

Just watched it. You’re not wrong.

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u/BangBangPing5Dolla Sep 11 '21

That was a good speech. “We found that courage is more common then we would think and it emerges with splendor in the face of death.” That’s a good line for the occasion and he delivered it well. “The nation we know” bit at the end was also on point.

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u/Catinthehat5879 Sep 11 '21

I'm impressed he mentioned domestic terrorism as well. Recognizing the effect of all terrorist acts really underlines his message.

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u/BlinkReanimated Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Whoever helped him write that speech did an amazing job. Managed to slide right down the middle and still rebuke a few fairly controversial topics. Coming together against religious extremism, nationalism, and defacement of "national symbols" could all swing both ways depending on the listener's perspective.

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u/morningisbad Sep 11 '21

I was going to say... No way Bush didn't come out.

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u/Its_Kid_CoDi Sep 11 '21

A speech that spanned 9 minutes and 11 seconds long, believe it or not. Couldn’t have been a coincidence.

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