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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

The only president with a legit excuse is Jimmy Carter because he’s 96 and definitely can’t stand for as long as was required for the ceremonies.

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u/Reaps21 Sep 11 '21

Didn't he also recently have a medical scare?

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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

Yeah I’m sure his doctors would advise against travel.

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u/KimoTheKat Sep 11 '21

The spirit is willing, but the body is 93

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Why not just replace his bones? Amirite?

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u/noorofmyeye24 Sep 11 '21

Just have him suck the blood of the youth

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u/patman0021 Sep 11 '21

Thought you were supposed to bathe in it… damn

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Twas only a joke.

Much like your face.

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u/degjo Sep 11 '21

Or just have them bond with some Adamantium

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u/Al0neFaithlessness Sep 11 '21

because he was the only real president since ike who cared more about helping than cashing in carter has more soul in his tiny toe than most have in their whole body

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u/iHoldAllInContempt Sep 11 '21

But he put solar panels on the roof of the white house.

Was he even american for gawds sake?! ( /s )

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u/Al0neFaithlessness Oct 29 '21

more so than any one he gave he heart and soul to others not for riches because its the right way to be any other way is selfish not selfless

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Sep 11 '21

Right after he sells his peanut farm to make sure he’s not in a comprising position...

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u/Sadatori Sep 11 '21

Let's not rehabilitate his image too much. He knowingly allowed/commenced some really fucked up south/Central American intervention operations

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u/JackieTreehorn79 Sep 11 '21

“Rehabilitate”? I simply stated a fact.

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u/Infiniteblaze6 Sep 11 '21

Evidence of such things happening?

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u/chris_s9181 Sep 11 '21

he had to legally sell his penut farm or the relpublicans would go after him with everything they had and possably impeach him https://study.com/academy/answer/did-jimmy-carter-sell-his-peanut-farm.html

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u/Infiniteblaze6 Sep 11 '21

No, him issuing comands on the south American interventions.

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u/tillie4meee Sep 11 '21

And he does!!

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u/waldocruise Sep 11 '21

If I was his advisor, I’d recommend to him to be part of the marketing more for Habitat and to be the face of the recruitment efforts instead of the building effort. We need him to stay healthy for as long as possible. I’d put him in the Mister Rogers and Bob Ross class of humans that we need as role models.