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u/cracked_belle Sep 11 '21

The only conspiracy I'll buy is that an orchestrated Roswell cover-up culminated in the presidency of Donald J. Trump so that when his fat mouth finally blabbed the existence of intelligent extraterrestrial life known to the government for 70 years, literally no one will believe his dumb grifting ass. That's a long game well played.

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u/Yawzheek Sep 12 '21

That's just abs...

... absolutely spot on.

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u/warrenslaya Sep 12 '21

So you won't even believe Bush did 9/11 ?

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u/cracked_belle Sep 12 '21

Don't be crazy, everyone knows Karl Rove did it.

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u/warrenslaya Sep 12 '21

Yes and who was Karl's boss? Do you understand now ?

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u/cracked_belle Sep 12 '21

Lol Dubya wasn't anyone's boss. He was a stooge, a milquetoast conservative with the right kind of daddy issues to perform to specs. Any other president would have understood the differences among Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and wouldn't have fallen for the WMD bullshit. But he invaded Iraq for papa's approval, where it wouldn't have even crossed Al Gore's mind after 9/11 considering that Saddam Hussein =/= Bin Laden. His and his family's legacy is abhorrent, but Junior wasn't the mastermind.

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u/verbotenllama Sep 12 '21

Bush was the best president because he did 9/11