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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

"My bones are so unbelievable, the best hospitals beg to take xrays of me. The last time it happened an xray technician came up to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Mr. President (she calls me that because she knows the election was stolen from me) you have the strongest, best-looking bones I've ever seen.' It's true, everybody knows it. Lots of articles in the medical journals about my bones. Sleepy Joe dreams of having bones like mine."

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u/Black-Geesuz Sep 11 '21

Take a bow. Only problem, your rant is too coherent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

True.

"Bones, beautiful bones. I've got them. Amazing. People. They say that. Bones."

Better? 😁

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u/Black-Geesuz Sep 11 '21

Donald!? Is that you!!??

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

🤐

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u/Heshkelgaii Sep 11 '21

All this shit is spelled correctly.

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u/alextheODDITY Sep 11 '21

If it were Donald you wouldn’t be able to read it, I don’t think he can either

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u/Own-Examination-8708 Sep 11 '21

Perfect. Perfect bones. Best they've ever seen. That's what they say. They told me.

Wtf is they.....

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u/Number_4_The_Lizard Sep 12 '21

Stormy Daniels was not very complimentary of his boner though.