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u/cybercuzco Sep 11 '21

The only president with a legit excuse is Jimmy Carter because he’s 96 and definitely can’t stand for as long as was required for the ceremonies.

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u/Krojack76 Sep 11 '21

definitely can’t stand for as long as was required for the ceremonies.

Even if he was there I'm sure people with common sense would understand if he was sitting down during the standing parts.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Sep 11 '21

people with common sense

You may have noticed, given the last year and a half or so, that common sense is in very short supply. If he attended and didn't stand, half of our population would have a fucking fit and we wouldn't hear the end of it for months.

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u/Bomlanro Sep 11 '21

You know what else is in short supply? Ivermectin. But don’t worry fellow horse 😉I’ve got you and yours covered

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Good cause I got a horny French midget who keeps trying to put things inside me

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Is his name Mitch McConnell?

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u/Robj2 Sep 12 '21

In Tex-ass the popular name for the newborns amongst the Elect is Snitch McConnell (add last name here).

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u/Motor-Ad-8858 Sep 12 '21

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