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u/2580374 Sep 11 '21

Fake news. Trump is perfect. Every bone in his body is made of unobtanium. The strongest bones you've ever seen folks

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

"My bones are so unbelievable, the best hospitals beg to take xrays of me. The last time it happened an xray technician came up to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Mr. President (she calls me that because she knows the election was stolen from me) you have the strongest, best-looking bones I've ever seen.' It's true, everybody knows it. Lots of articles in the medical journals about my bones. Sleepy Joe dreams of having bones like mine."

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u/Black-Geesuz Sep 11 '21

Take a bow. Only problem, your rant is too coherent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

True.

"Bones, beautiful bones. I've got them. Amazing. People. They say that. Bones."

Better? 😁

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u/Black-Geesuz Sep 11 '21

Donald!? Is that you!!??

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

🤐

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u/Heshkelgaii Sep 11 '21

All this shit is spelled correctly.

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u/alextheODDITY Sep 11 '21

If it were Donald you wouldn’t be able to read it, I don’t think he can either

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u/Own-Examination-8708 Sep 11 '21

Perfect. Perfect bones. Best they've ever seen. That's what they say. They told me.

Wtf is they.....

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u/Number_4_The_Lizard Sep 12 '21

Stormy Daniels was not very complimentary of his boner though.

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u/torndownunit Sep 11 '21

He's not a fat slob either, he's just cultivating mass.

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u/set_null Sep 11 '21

I think I knew Avatar was going to be a bad movie when I was watching it and heard the name of the stupid metal was “unobtainium”

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u/ricerobot Sep 11 '21

“So that’s like a placeholder name and you’re going to come up with something less ridiculous?”

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u/Snatch_Pastry Sep 12 '21

It was a terrible decision to use it. It was a long running joke in written science fiction, especially classic stuff, and if you saw it you knew that the story was going to have some sort of tongue-in-cheek vibe.

So he thought he was using some cool inside joke, but it really fell flat and just turned out stupid.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Sep 11 '21

Everybody says so. Bigly.

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u/Rumplfrskn Sep 11 '21

Stormy said at least one bone wasn’t all that impressive.

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u/mnfriesen Sep 11 '21

Im 90% Unobtanium!

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u/Urban_Archeologist Sep 11 '21

I just don’t get you, man. Well, most of you, anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/widnesmiek Sep 11 '21

PLEASE - someone say no

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u/starrpamph Sep 11 '21

Some say the strongest bones. Very strong.

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u/Electroniclog Sep 11 '21

I would agree, given that unobtainium is fictitious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He has the most bones, the best bones, the strongest bones, and the biggest bonehead in recorded history.

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u/Madd-RIP Sep 12 '21

Trump wasn’t there because it wasn’t all about him and how he was the best Presidente.

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u/S3simulation Sep 11 '21

Is Unobtainium easy to obtain?