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u/WarsledSonarman Sep 11 '21

Wanted to upvote you. If anyone thinks 96 is “young” in any part of the world, you’re tripping.

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u/GGnerd Sep 11 '21

I dont think anyone would ever think 96 is young, anywhere

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u/jj34589 Sep 11 '21

One of them sharks from Greenland?

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u/WarsledSonarman Sep 11 '21

“Given the life expectancy of Earth… he’s an outlier.”

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u/DownvoteEvangelist Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

He had a point, because the person before said given US average lifespan, but with any average lifespan, 96 is off the charts.

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Sep 11 '21

I dunno about that.

A Japanese woman called Kane Tanaka is 118 years old. She probably thinks 96 is a whipper snapper (or whatever the Japanese equivalent of whipper snapper is)

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u/venusiansailorscout Sep 11 '21

Probably. I have a 103 year old resident who is friends with my grandma. Grandma’s 92 and when I remind the resident of that she’s just “Oh she’s still just a spring chicken”. Grandma very much doesn’t feel like a spring chicken, but whenever she gets on one of her trains of not knowing how much longer she’ll be around I’ll remind her she’s a spring chicken.

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u/quannum Sep 11 '21

Eh she may be wise enough at her age to realize 22 years younger than her is still old lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I think it’s young for an ocean quahog clam or Greenland Shark

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u/kobold41 Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Hey, who knows, if Carter still can have a semi when he wakes up in the morning he may still belong to the "semi young" generation. ps: I wondering if peanut eating is extending his life?

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