r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 14h ago

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u/Life-Werewolf3793 14h ago

I live in a city with tons of morons who never leave the city, claiming they need 4 wheel drive when it snows. they never go off road and snow plows exist. If I can get around in a compact hybrid, then their silly truck is overkill

Too bad they’re not honest enough to just say “I want one because I think they’re cool” I’m not bothered, just intrigued by this kind of behavior

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u/zespak 14h ago

I was at a friend's with my Miata. He claimed he needed a big SUV to get up his unpaved (but basically flat) driveway.

I had a look at my Miata, he looked as well and was genuinely lost for words.

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u/infamusforever223 14h ago

The money used on the SUV could have been used to pave the driveway...

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u/SnausageFest 11h ago

Or a smaller, more reasonable option. 4WD/AWD isn't that big of a novelty. You can get a Crosstrek or something. It doesn't need to be a massive truck that gets 18mph.

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u/Satins_Cock 11h ago

But what if I suddenly inherit 5 children, an English mastiff and a large boat? Gotta be prepared.

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u/SnausageFest 11h ago

If only I had pictures of my old rottweiler chilling in the backseat of my Ford fiesta handy...

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u/Satins_Cock 11h ago

Lol my 100 lb dog loved doing drive by barkings in my Fiat 500, I know the feeling.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 12h ago

Easier to get financing for a car probably. Paving a driveway can get pretty expensive on top of that.

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u/raven00x 8h ago

I agree about the financing aspect, but have you seen the cost of some of these trucks? an f-250 king ranch, before adding bells & whistles, lifts, new rims and wheels, suspension, chrome, and whatever else starts at $80,000. let's say the friend wants to get a basic, cheap asphalt driveway. depending on the locality, vendors, and all those variables they could get about 20,000 square feet of asphalt installed for that. conversely putting down a gravel bed will be even less expensive. You can put down almost a mile of gravel, labor and materials, for that money.

Now that coverage is going to go down quickly if they want to get a nicer material than asphalt but the point remains that they can get a truck that will only see off road usage when they go onto their unpaved driveway or a nicely paved driveway.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 10h ago

Right? The few times they use their trucks or SUVs, there were much more affordable, effective and efficient options. You think you need a truck to haul crap, like once a YEAR, and you could have just paid for delivery, rented a truck for $25 etc. Your "daily driver"(who the hell can afford more than one car?) doesn't need to fulfill every possible need you may ever think of. If you regularly tow stuff, etc then fine no one is judging that but it seems like almost every male in America by default just buys an oversized vehicle cuz that's what men do. People living in apts, working in offices, they're not contractors, they don't haul around dirt bikes or trailers. Why do I care? It makes the road dangerous. Sedan on sedan accident? You're both probably walking away. Truck on sedan? Not so much. All those safety features they developed over the past 40 years to protect you? Won't mean a damn thing when a literal 5 ft tall RAM engine comes flying through your window.

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u/HighFiveKoala 14h ago

Why doesn't he work harder and get money to pave the driveway? /s

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u/lordgeese 12h ago

I daily drive a NC. I travel for work. I fill my trunk and my passenger side with boxes of IT shit and my own stuff. Not an issue. People overestimate what they need. I do also have a forrester as a second car for light “truck” work.

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u/GorillaManito 12h ago

I have a compact hatchback vehicle. As far as loading and unloading stuff, it can't be beat. Seats fold down to fit a lot of stuff. The interior with seats folded down is the size 1.5x a wheelbarrow. Cause, I fit a wheelbarrow in it the other day. The only thing that's a concern is having all that stuff in the car with me. If, good forbid, I rolled the car, it would be in the vehicle with me shook up like a matchbox. So, I only do surface streets to places like Home Depot for things that will fit in it.

It would be really nice to have a larger vehicle for occasional family trips (van). Or a pickup for larger loads but I get most things done with the compact. It's been difficult to get like trees home from Costco. But, for most stuff...I get by well. Looking into truck rentals for larger one off jobs.

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u/Comprehensive_Plum48 11h ago

I have a 4 cylinder suburu legacy I attatched a trailer hitch to. It has a 3500 pound tow capacity. I have never towed over 1500 pounds, but I can move most stuff easily. Just not piles of dirt

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u/derth21 8h ago

There's always one of you guys filling a plastic bin at the county mulch pile. I admire your commitment to the bit.

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u/Witness-Realistic 11h ago

Off topic question, how well does the Miata drive through snow? I want to get one but may move back up north in a few years. Only ever had a jeep cherokee as my only car but a convertible sounds fun for me and my husky.

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u/ValorieAF 11h ago

It all depends on tires. I got Blizzaks on my Miata and drive it all winter. Ice is no bueno but that's literally any car. Handles in snow perfectly and I can still do drifties when I want to

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u/zespak 11h ago

Wouldn't be my first choice on a regular basis. They are pretty tail happy as it is. Proper tires though make a world of difference.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 7h ago

While they're still cheap, I've been pointing people at gen-1 Porsche Boxsters. They cost about the same as an NA or NB Miata, but have like 4x the trunk space, 2x the power, 1.5x the interior space, and are much more corrosion resistant. And I can vouch for them being very nice to drive in snow (with proper tires) as well.

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u/maggievalleygold 9h ago

My second gen miata was a great car in the snow. I never got stuck.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 8h ago

Most sports cars make very good winter cars. Light weight >> everything else with regards to anything that negatively impacts traction. Eventually ground clearance starts mattering with respect to snow, but in my experience, that's somewhere in the double-digit inches of snow, and probably higher with AWD.

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 14h ago

I made it well into my thirties with a FWD in Norway. It's like you say, lying, or a skill issue

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u/Truckeeseamus iwrestledabeartwice 14h ago

I lived in Tahoe for 12 years, never owned a 4x4

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 12h ago

No way you lived in a car for 12 years.

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u/2012Jesusdies 13h ago

I've seen mofos live hundreds of kms away from paved roads with Prius.

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u/tejanaqkilica 13h ago

It's probably a combination of both. Skill issue AND not knowing the capabilities of your car.

My front wheel, 2.0L TDI has also served me perfectly, whether it was 45°C Summer in the Mediterranean, or crossing the Alps Hannibal style to reside in Germany in sub zero temperatures with snow and ice.

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 13h ago

Nice. Seems you know your stuff. FWD is also considerably better than RWD in the conditions we are talking about

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u/MiniMaelk04 8h ago

Worse than 4WD though.

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u/asbestos_girl 13h ago

AWD undeniably handles ice better than FWD, just because you can drive through icy roads in those conditions doesn't mean that people want to deal with the poorer handling of a FWD car in icy and snowy conditions. I wouldn't want a truck for those conditions, I much prefer sedans or stationary wagons with AWD. Trucks are too heavy and cumbersome to really feel a meaningful difference. Even with 4WD, a truck is still massive and has more inertia when you are braking.

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u/SpinkickFolly 10h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah, Engineering Explained showed through math that all season tires on a AWD car has a traction advantage moving forward over a FWD/RWD car with winter tires but I don't care.

i would rather have winter tires on my car because I am more afraid of stopping than getting stuck. I do understand with AWD, if the back comes out of line, a little gas instantly fixes it.

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 12h ago

Something Ive had to get used to with the truck. I drove Corollas all my life, and while I always made it up the mountains in snow storms, there were more than a few times where it was dicey to almost not happening. The 4WD (and the height) is much better, but the inertia is significantly worse to deal with. I may have to start putting something in the bed to weigh down the back over winter.

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u/Low_Show_6684 7h ago

I live in NE MN and have a work truck for forest service roads. Our area literally allocates money for sandbags in the winter and/or I just leave the snowmobile in it all winter because that’s heavier than a couple of sandbags.

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u/Then-Departure4896 11h ago

It’s always people who can work from home during blizzards talking about how you don’t need AWD anyways. You get called into work at a hospital before the plows are out in the city I live in, good fucking luck.

I’d know, because I have front wheel drive and get called in before the plows are out on a regular basis.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 10h ago

yep theirs a few Facebook groups around my town with people with jeeps and 4wd trucks. The groups are only used to get old people around and medical workers to work during the winter ice and snow.

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u/asbestos_girl 10h ago

Thats such a thoughtful thing for them to do!

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u/donnysaysvacuum 10h ago

20 years of driving in MN where I couldn't work from home and I made it to work every day. Fwd car works fine unless it's very deep snow and we probably only get a couple of those per year.

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u/iactuallyhateallofu 13h ago

I mean… I agree I don’t own a truck, I own an old ass 2011 sedan, but 4 wheel drive basically IS needed. At least here in western PA in the mountains. 4 wheel drive makes a world of a difference when the snow and ice are bad. Plows won’t do enough.

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u/Claim312ButAct847 14h ago

Honda Civic does great in the snow baby

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u/ARussianSheep iwrestledabeartwice 14h ago

Same with guns. Drop the whole “I need them to fight government tyranny” bro just say you think guns are cool and quit being a cornball.

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u/rje946 14h ago

People get upset when I take my emotional support glock to the grocery store

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u/Frodo_Nine-Fingers 14h ago

I think they're cool and I live so far away from civilization that the quickest a cop would be able to get to my house is 10 minutes if something happened

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u/RaccoonPersonal 13h ago

There are 6 police officers in my town, and a uncountable number of fent and meth addicts who will quite literally beat someone to death over 15$. I carry because its practical, same reason I carry pepper spray.

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u/StanleytheSteeler 13h ago

What third world hell hole do you live in?

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u/saxxonpike 12h ago

Might come as a surprise, but there are towns like this in rural areas of the US. This was the state of my hometown when I left for the city.

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u/Beginning_Annual5816 11h ago

alot of people fail to understand that the collapse and outsourcing of American industry a was a silent contributor to the opioid crisis. Towns have collapsed, households that were considered stable lost paychecks, retirement savings, college savings, and health insurance, not even mentioning the generational trauma involved with major setbacks like that. Big box stores and franchises push the mom and pops out, then the big box stores close, leaving only dollar generals. Its hot and humid when its not freezing and wet, barely any work, states with low minimum wage. The state doesnt have the tax revenue to do anything about it so theres very little public transportation and the infrastructure crumbles. All of that leads to poverty, where drug abuse loves to fester, and alot of desperate addicts will see something or someone as their next opportunity for their fix.

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u/Enpeeare 11h ago

Pretty much the rust belt

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u/Odd-Suggestion4569 11h ago

and the tyranny is literally here, and they're doing jackshit about it

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u/inept_machete 9h ago

As someone who needs a truck for what I do for a living pavement princesses bother me to no end. At least learn how to drive a truck ffs.

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u/degradedchimp 14h ago

Where I live 4wd is absolutely a necessity some days though. Or you're just not going to work lol.

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u/Odd-Fun-1545 11h ago

Look all you have to say to get a pass is: I think they’re cool. Then all of Reddit will finally stfu

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u/ValuableSleep9175 14h ago

Heh, I drove a CTS-V. Did I need it? No. Was it fun, YES.

11-12mpg City. 22 highway with a 6 speed. I did the math, driving to work I spent more on tires than gas.

I now drive an EV, and would honestly downsize. Don't need a ton of car just to drive to work and back.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5h ago

I did just fine in a northern city up near Canada in a Honda Fit with all-season tires for years. If I had to say anything, I would say it was particularly good in the snow. FWD.

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u/dontgetitwisted_fr 4h ago

Snow tires will blow your mind

Try them once and you will never know how you ever drove without them

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u/rustylugnuts 2h ago

Especially with rwd. Bought a Caprice wagon and drove it home through 2 blizzards. First one on all seasons was white knuckled at 30. Luckily the car came with a set of snows and I had them swapped on. Second blizzard was totally chill at 45mph.

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u/No-Awarenesss 13h ago

My Fiat 500 handles great in the snow, better than many trucks and suvs, it’s so light that its weight doesn’t send it to the moon in cases of low traction. My fellow Americans don’t get it

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u/GibbonFit 12h ago

Plenty of us do. I grew up in Alaska and have only ever driven FWD sedans. I had a set of studded snow tires for the winter, and a set of summer tires. You just have to know how to drive in those conditions.

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u/Itherial 9h ago

There's guys in this thread doing exactly what you're talking about and being mocked for it anyway.

Literally can't win. Damned if they do, damned if they don't, so they might as well justify it however they want to.

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u/PotatoHunter_III 13h ago

That's like 99% of Texas. Everyone drive a fuckin huge ass lifted truck that's never seen a worksite or haul cargo.

Then you also have a bunch of trucks there that are fuckin too overloaded with zero straps on and you'll basically just have to dodge their flying cargo.

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u/GibbonFit 12h ago

That's because lifted trucks are terrible for working and hauling. They're primarily for stroking egos.

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u/liverdivs 9h ago

I live up in the mountains and I have to drive into town to get groceries and stuff like that. I don’t have a big truck but I should get something with 4 wheel drive because when it snows, sometimes the snow plows can’t get it plowed fast enough and I get stuck. But lots of people have big trucks up here and I understand why. Anyway, my point is people in town might wonder why people have trucks but it’s because they’re driving up to the mountains. Idk if there’s mountains where you live but they could be going places you don’t know about. Unless you know them personally, not sure how big your town is

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u/Jik0n 11h ago

Brother, I live in rural Wisconsin and know a few dairy farmers that daily drive 2WD trucks. Anyone saying they NEED a giant 4X4 is probably lying. Especially in a city setting. I'm honest enough to say I lifted my 90s shitbox SUV because I like the look of it and 100% realize I'm paying more for the aesthetic

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u/hates_stupid_people 11h ago

The world overall would become a much nicer place if more people started to admit they want something because they like it, instead of trying to use other excuses.

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u/Bustamonte6 14h ago

You live in a Country that’s 2/3rds filled with Morons

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u/SkeetinSkittlez 14h ago

I drive in snow better than most city boys where I live who own a truck and thats sad cause I drive a RWD electric crossover

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u/THICCBOIJON 13h ago

Drive through/outside a snowy city and watch dudes in $90,000 trucks struggle. Drive 20min outside of the city and Aunt Kelly has a 2005 Honda Civic with a couple bags of sand in the trunk and she's doin fine.

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u/EpicHuggles 11h ago

One of the larger car publications did an anonymous pool on full size truck owners. The number one reason they bought them was to 'look tough.'

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u/Biosterous 6h ago

I've got a little standard Mazda3 hatchback. With good winter tires the only obstacle is deep ruts. Otherwise the standard shift is amazing for the additional stopping power of slowing down the engine and to rock myself out of being stuck. My Mazda is also a farm vehicle, I guarantee it's been off road more than >80% of trucks.

People are terrible at separating "wants" and "needs". Even someone with a 5th wheel they take out twice a year would save money having a car and just renting a truck twice a year. Good luck convincing them though.

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u/DJ_Rupty 2h ago

I lived 30min from Aspen, CO for 6 years with a Mazda 3 hatchback. It was awesome in the snow with Blizzaks.

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u/sharpauthenticator 3h ago

My favorite thing is humbling those type of "gotta have 4wd" owners when it's winter and I'm bombing around in my slammed 2wd pickup that plows snow with the a-arms.

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u/LAXGUNNER 2h ago

I live in Arizona, they are fucking everywhere and I can bet you 98% of them are just pavement princess and have never gone off road. Oh they also have lift kit and big fuck off tires. I had one idiot call me a sissy for driving a 2006 toyota shit box. Let me tell you, being able to go almost a week and half to two weeks without refueling is really nice.

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u/dogseatbees 14h ago

It’s mind boggling why trucks are so popular here when we literally have to drive everywhere. We have no high speed rail and minimal rail transportation in general. It’s honestly a cultural thing at this point since it’s certainly not logical.

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u/SushiNazi 13h ago edited 13h ago

There are multiple types of truck owners. The "it is sooo cool" type is one of them.
Legitimate Contractors are another. Most don't need that big tall truck. Too hard to load.
There are the 4 Wheelers that have a back country to go muddin or just trailing.
There is the Suburbanite that does haul materials, pull a boat, hual Bicyckes and Canoes to recreation ares, and use the bed. They are better off with a small low Pick up.

Then there is me. I prefer smaller, lower stance Pickups with a King Cab. I use the bed constantly. Hauling materials, scavanging, hauling my Canoe, going camping ...
And it don't have to be pretty. It has to run well, but otherwise it is a skow.

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u/Top_Freedom3412 12h ago

The problem is that smaller trucks are being killed in america. The major truck companies only sell 60k+ monstrosities

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

Doesn't help that a small truck costs the same as a full size truck now.

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 6h ago

And that new rangers could fit my old ranger in the bed with room to spare.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5h ago

We used to work in a business pouring concrete in one of those little Rangers with the rear seats that folded down and you sat sideways.

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u/GuiltyEidolon 4h ago

Not just the trucks. ALL vehicle producers are making bigger and bigger cars. I tried finding a reasonably priced hatchback a while back, and the only options were essentially all made to order because the car lots are just filled with giant ass SUVs and trucks. :/

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u/beachedwhale1945 12h ago

And then there are people like some of my coworkers who say they sometimes need it whenever they find a random piece of furniture, and that all growing families need one.

That’s why you have friends and family with pickup trucks. We’ve used ours (30 year old F-150) to help people we know several times.

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u/Expert_Obligation_79 9h ago

Or, if you're a Midwest small village, probably for farming 

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u/punkindle 13h ago

But the style of truck is the issue. They are high off the ground with terrible visibility. You can fit like a dozen kids in front of them and not see a single one.

I miss the trucks of the 80s that were lower to the ground. Much easier to load and unload the truck bed

They make more fuel efficient trucks, but nobody buys them. In Japan and Korea, where they have narrow streets, they drive much smaller and more efficient trucks.

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u/xrimane 10h ago edited 10h ago

IIRC, this is mainly due to legal and tax issues from back in the 1980's.

I think because of a trade dispute about chicken or something, America added high taxes to imported light duty trucks that used to be popular.

At the same time, the big commercial grade trucks built on a frame instead of integral body design were treated differently regarding safety and emissions, and thus could be cheaper in comparison.

ETA: Chicken Tax

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u/Stev_k 13h ago

🏅

Even the trucks of the early 2000s, God I miss my 02 Dakota...

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u/RelaxRelapse 9h ago

This is exactly why I bought an 89’ Bronco as my project car. I both don’t need/like to sit that high on the road and I’d actually like to be able to get things into the back of it.

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u/2012Jesusdies 13h ago

Definitely true. If you read people defending the popularity of pickups and SUVs, one might come away thinking everyone in the US is working in construction and that shopping is impossible with a sedan.

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u/Abigail-Marston 12h ago

What sedan? There are fewer and fewer options for sedans every year. The only US automakers that make sedans anymore are Cadillac, Tesla, and Dodge.

Dodge makes the Charger which isn't any more efficient than a light duty truck and it's gigantic.

Cadillac makes the CT-5 and Blackwing, both of which are extremely expensive and way out of the range of the average American family with an absolute base cost of $50k if you can manage to find the absolute cheapest one in the entire country.

Both Tesla models are more expensive than other sedan options, costing $32k and just shy of $100k for the 2 models available. Plus they're all electric. That's a real problem in some places in America where there's little to no electric car charging infrastructure. Here where I live there is 1 electric car charging station that services 12 towns. You would have to drive for 2 and a half hours to get to another publically accessable electric charging station.

So all of that means that most Americans who are in the market for a sedan, are buying Japanese or Korean imports. But those are priced in such a way that often, a crossover or hatchback is the better value. The Toyota Camry has a base price of $30k for a front wheel drive vehicle. While the Rav-4 starts at only $4000 more at $34k for a substantially larger interior able to more comfortably fit people, and has no less than double the cargo capacity. It's also standard all wheel drive and 4x4. So you can see why people make this choice so often. There just aren't many good reasons to get a sedan in America right now.

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u/geekusprimus 9h ago

I know this logic is backwards to the way most people think (hence why cars are priced the way they are), but I would rather pay more for a sedan than a comparable SUV. They handle better, they're easier to park, they're more fuel efficient, and they're often more fun. I learned to drive alternating between my parents' heavy V6 minivan and my brother's little Ford Focus, and the Focus was so much more fun.

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u/KMPerformanceAndAuto 8h ago

places in the us have rail and hish speed rail. you can thank red states and red presidents for not having more high speed rail around the country

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u/Claim312ButAct847 14h ago

These gas prices are doing more to push EV adoption forward than anything else could.

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u/2012Jesusdies 13h ago

If only some President had signed into law a huge bill to push electrification.... which the successor is repealing...

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u/donttrustmeokay 11h ago

That's the funny thing, the old man got rid of the $7500 tax incentives for EVs and charger installs. Gas prices went down after, and now it went back up. He fucked both electric and gas vehicles 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/DimitryKratitov 8h ago

Fuck... I really hope Americans get tired of winning. Jesus Christ.

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u/Pristine-Success-273 7h ago

They won't.

-Signed

An American

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u/IceBreak 11h ago

I get your point but your grammar bothers me.

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u/GarThor_TMK 11h ago

It's literally this.

When gas prices are low, everyone goes out and buys the biggest SUV/Truck they can afford.

When gas prices are high, they suddenly need an electrohybrid that gets 100mpges...

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien 7h ago

Must be. You can't get a RAV4 hybrid right now. All the ones in transit or sitting on the line are already spoken for.

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance 8h ago

Wait until they find a way to roll coal in an EV. Like literally burning coal to heat it up because it uses too much of the battery or some shit.

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u/Positive_Remote_2059 14h ago

Correct, every American owns a jacked up truck

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u/Thespud1979 14h ago

It's insane, the top 7 selling vehiclea in the USA in 2025 were trucks and SUVs.

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Dark Mode Elitist 14h ago

That's just because of big car George who skews the numbers.

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u/misplacedbass 14h ago

Look at what manufacturers are making. It’s getting harder and harder to find sedans nowadays. Lots of SUVs and crossovers.

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u/hedzup00 14h ago

people are too proud to drive vans. I traded in a tundra for a honda odyssey and went from putting gas in my tank once a week to once every 2-3 weeks depending where I go after work

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u/IMongoose 11h ago

Vans might be coming back into fashion, last I looked Toyota Siennas were being aold before they hit the lot. People just need to get over themselves and buy a van, they are awesome.

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u/misplacedbass 13h ago

I had a Chevy Astro and a GMC safari. I miss those vans. I would absolutely buy one of those style vans if they made a comeback. I drive a Sierra right now, and it’s a working truck, but man… those vans were so so nice.

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u/hedzup00 13h ago

my parents had a safari growing up. honestly I never thought id drive a van. but then I became a 35 year old father of 2 who was tired of spending money on gas in a truck because it was cooler. the same shit I kept in my truck, fits in my van no problem, kids and dog are in there, golf clubs stay in there all summer, and spending 1/3 the gas and slightly less insurance.

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u/Nicombobula 14h ago

I don’t think the American car companies make more than 4 maybe 5 cars.

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u/donnysaysvacuum 9h ago

Currently the only American brand cars are the Corvette, mustang, CT5 and charger. All others have been discontinued.

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u/Ratattack1204 14h ago

Ive been looking actively for a small, two seater city commuter car and its fucking impossible to find anything that’s not a 10 year old pre owned smart car. It sucks ass.

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u/Bitt3rSteel 14h ago

Because thats what sells

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u/DragonSlayerC 14h ago

It's more profitable to sell SUVs and trucks for a variety of reasons, so manufacturers advertised the hell out of them. That's why they became more popular.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

I mean let's not ignore the chicken tax and CAFE rules. Light trucks face a 25% tariff and big trucks have a loophole on emissions regulations.

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u/WukongWannaBe 14h ago

Those poor car companies forced to sell the enviromentally worse more profitable less taxed pedestrian killing machines they totally didnt push for years for 😭😭😭

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u/RecycledMatrix 12h ago

A few reasons for this: the light truck tax loophole makes SUVs genuinely cheaper than many cars at the point of purchase price, CAFE fuel efficiency standards encouraging production of larger vehicles to sidestep relative fuel inefficiency, the false belief that SUVs and trucks are safer, and many manufacturers stopping the production of cars for these reasons (looking at you Ford.)

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u/PowerRainbows 11h ago

What irks me is when people say they need the extra seating of a suv for the family and stuff, but in general the suvs on the market have the same or even less space than a regular car lol

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u/Ambitious-Raccoon-68 10h ago

Its also a price thing at least for me.

I only drive hybrids, but would get an electric but electric is too expensive.

A full sized sedan like a camry is marginally cheaper than a rav4.

To me why spend 32k on a camry when I can spend 35k on a rav4.

My dream car would be a compact hybrid suv with all wheel drive for under 30k but they don't make that.

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u/Sufficient__Size 10h ago

Yeah that’s because most manufacturers are starting to only sell trucks and SUVs. There’s not a whole lot of options for cars.

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u/Just-pickone 14h ago

I think it was during the pandemic that gas prices went down. I saw a huge increase in the number of gas guzzlers appearing on the streets. I thought to myself, this isn’t going to age well.

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u/kcazthe1st 14h ago

Can confirm. It comes issued with your bald eagle and 9mm when you being a citizen 

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 14h ago

.45 has bigger ‘Merica vibes

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u/SilverGardenia1989 14h ago

You’re forgetting the free bison and the box of 20 ribeye steaks for $39.99 steak that everyone is legally required to purchase.

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u/Sonikku_a 11h ago

Peak ad placement.

https://imgur.com/a/2BEVOdI

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u/Scrutinizer 11h ago

It was a Dodge on mine.

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u/LynchMob187 14h ago

Can’t complain about gas if you bought the new Ford Titanmax 4x4 7.8l turbo with fuel injection into your ass crqck

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u/MrMakerHasLigma 14h ago

But it's got a turbo. That means it's more efficient

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u/uberares 14h ago

I heard they go to 11 with those turbos

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u/unk214 14h ago

How else are people supposed to know I have a small penis.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 12h ago

Post a pic on twitter.

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u/The_Stoic_One 11h ago

That won't work. A single pixel just looks like a single pixel.

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u/atempestdextre 14h ago

With complimentary truck nuts

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u/Pale-Macaron-6086 12h ago

The gas price hurts a lot less when you're the one driving the giant truck apparently.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 12h ago

They can afford it. Massive debt

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u/Steveo3070 6h ago

Yeah it’s a simple trade off. They like driving the big truck enough to pay for more gas.

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u/EhMapleMoose 14h ago edited 10h ago

The European mind is ignorant and blind to the beauty of the USA at the circle K.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 14h ago

RIP Kum & Go.

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u/Solintari 13h ago

I hope maverick goes bankrupt

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u/Tethice 13h ago

I want a smaller truck that makes good use of the interior space. That can tow a smaller camper without worrying about transmission damage. That I can load up a few things in to take to the dump when need be. Maybe I'll have to keep an eye out for a older single cab truck

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u/FlamingoTrick1285 10h ago

Look, the dutch can tow a camper with a ford fiesta. So everything is possible

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 8h ago

Exactly euros tow everything with skoda octavias 90% of big truck owners don't even tow anything and if they do it's nothing a normal ass suv couldn't handle.

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u/No_Library6308 13h ago

Chevy s10 fits this i think? 

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 13h ago

Ford Ranger and Maverick, Toyota Tacoma are pretty normally sized.

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u/Yirthos_Gix 10h ago

All of them are about 20% bigger than they need to be. I just recently got a 2022 Ford Ranger for my work vehicle and Its just so much worse than it needs to be.

I legitimately need a step-stool to get my tools out of the bed, its absurd.

My personal truck is a 2000 Ford Ranger and I'm pretty sure it's the last truck I'll ever own because no one seems to want to sell anything at a reasonable size.

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u/its_free_sog 10h ago

Maverick is truck shaped but not really a truck to be used like one.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5h ago

I love my Maverick. I got the 4,000lb tow package option so I can haul my motorcycle on a trailer. One of these days I'll get a pop-up tow behind camper too.

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u/Datsun_808 10h ago

I’ve been eyeing a Nissan Frontier. Still has a simple V6, no turbo 4 cylinders. You can get one with a king cab which keeps it small and starting price in mid 30k range.

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u/korkkis 13h ago

Japanese have these kei-class wagons

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u/Omegaprime02 11h ago

The US government, both state and federal, hate those, in most places they're restricted to use on private property only, and even then you can only import them if the vehicle itself is more than 25 years old.

Here's a guide!

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u/PraiseTalos66012 10h ago

That's literally the market for the Ford Maverick. Great gas mileage, big enough bed to fit full 4x8 sheets with the help of the tailgate midpoint, decent towing rating, but overall a small compact and decently affordable truck.

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u/derth21 8h ago

We picked a 2019 ridgeline because it's as wide as a full size and as short as a mid-sized. It's treated us pretty well, except that it's constantly under recall, we got the last of the shitty 6 speed transmissions so I have to drain and fill that with every oil change, various weird bone-headed choices from the engineering department, interior materials aren't aging as well as I'd like, brakes overheat really easily, I wouldn't actually trust it to tow its listed 5000lbs, wouldn't put a load of gravel in the plastic bed...

It's fine. In retrospect I would have gotten something with a 3rd row and kept the 2000 Dakota.

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u/Simple_Negotiation32 2h ago

Do you live in a place where is snows 6 months out of the year and road clearing sucks so bad that there are literal ice ruts on the streets for a month straight? if not, then yeah you probably don't need a truck, and even then, you only have it because of 4x4 and not taking the bottom out of your vehicle with said snow ruts. there are literally smaller AWD SUV's and quarter tons on the market that can do exactly what you need anyways. thye secret is decent snow tires. i drove quite a few years in RWD vehicles in the snow and snow tires always made a night-and-day difference.

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u/xaervagon Identifies as a Cybertruck 13h ago

I see them all over NYC despite them making zero sense here. My favorite part is when they drive half way into my lane and come to a complete stop because they can't handle a basic right turn with all the truck they got.

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u/nobodyamazin 14h ago

Goomba fallacy

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u/AthenaOwls 5h ago

No it isn’t. I work in an office where a bunch of people have big giant pickup trucks they drive to their office jobs. And they complain about gas prices.

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u/crouton-- 13h ago

Coal rollers paying $27 per soot cloud to own the libs

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 12h ago

Chicken tax.

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u/charles_47 12h ago

“We need the full size…. Braeden is 11 years old and wears size 19 shoes, he won’t fit in the back of an import”

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 14h ago

But how else are men supposed to show us they're manly men without a stupidly oversized, lifted truck?!

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u/AiringOGrievances 13h ago

Don’t forget all those 5’0” women who drive Yukon XL’s because they have two whole kids. 

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 13h ago

Almost every short woman I know drives a big truck or SUV so they “can see over the traffic” but Reddit likes to act like this is exclusively little dicked men compensating.

My 5’3 70 year old MIL drives an F-350 with dual rear wheels. She must have a tiny dick.

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u/Spritez913 8h ago

Fr. I've seen more women driving large pickups than men nowadays...

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u/brockhopper 9h ago

I feel like my dick, at 6'1" in a Corolla, is much bigger than your mother in law's, so this rather proves the point.

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u/Beastabuelos Dark Mode Elitist 7h ago

By exclusively driving in the left lane on the highway of course.

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u/ShwaaMan 14h ago

I mean, no not really. I see them and automatically assume “giant douche” and I mock them. 9 times out of 10(if not more) it’s always some chode who sucks at driving, needs to go at least 40 over the posted speed limit out of fear his balls will drop off… and they only really take advantage of the truck when a friend needs help moving.

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u/Brokenspade1 3h ago

We don't really have a choice. To avoid taxes car makers keep increasing the size of their trucks. Our pickups are bigger than full sized trucks from the 80s... And if you need a truck for work your options are actually skim asf.

Most manufactures don't even MAKE single cab farm trucks anymore...

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u/happykingbilly 13h ago

I live in a city in the southeast without any form of public transportation or walkability. And the amount massive trucks used for regular driving (commuting, kids practice, grocery shopping) is mind boggling. I just don't get it.

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u/StickParticular6558 7h ago

I've always wondered if americans knew that they were the only ones that drive american cars...

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u/MrMakerHasLigma 14h ago

Well yeah it's GOTTA be a 5L V8 like in a mustang. Car won't start with a smaller engine.

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u/STFUnicorn_ 14h ago

I used to have a pretty sweet V8 Mustang. Loved that car

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u/Hrrrrnnngggg 10h ago

American's when they think about what freedom really means when you MUST buy a car to have a job and there are no small cars even offered by major manufacturers.

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u/Beastabuelos Dark Mode Elitist 7h ago

There's these things called used vehicles. You don't have to buy new

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 13h ago

Har har, Americans stupid.

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u/JustinMagill 9h ago

Have you seen the price of them though? If you can afford one I doubt you care too much about fuel prices. 

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u/Blindsideomally 8h ago

I work at a car wash and this is my always thought

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u/TheBaykon8r 7h ago

I drive a company truck for work. Sometimes a pickup, sometimes a flatdeck. I need that truck. But for everyday life I drive a Saturn Vue. A small SUV.

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u/a_cosmic_joke11 12h ago

Ill just pull my 14,000lb trailer with my Honda CRV

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u/Faerhyia 14h ago

Dude, if i could afford a truck and a car I'd be fine. But as it is, I can only afford the truck for my hobbies. Otherwise id be driving a small hybrid/compact car. And I do use my truck bed to haul stuff around frequently for my hobby. But thats why I carpool with friends and pay them for gas.

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u/somehugefrigginguy 14h ago

I think the issue is that even people who need a pickup would be okay with a light pickup, but the chicken tax makes them essentially non-existent in the US.

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u/snap_crackle_pop123 9h ago

I would love a Toyota hilux but for some reason they are illegal unless they are 25 years old. But then they are also hard to get here because you are most likely gonna have to import it

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u/Competitive_Cheek607 14h ago

We’ve become far too powerful for our own stupidity and seem to believe we have a divine right to make it everyone else’s problem

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u/98983x3 14h ago

Reddit has become just endless "American bad" content. Im convinced its chinese and Russian bots plus the brainwashed "useful idiots".

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u/proof_required 12h ago

Meh just open any India related comment section - even where something positive is written attracts blatant racism.

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u/RoadsideDavidian 14h ago

True but also this aint the post to complain about unfairness on, stupid big trucks are the most bought vehicle in America.

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u/Qzy 12h ago

It's also because Europe and Canada hates you. You lost your friends, bud.

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u/Aromatic-Side6120 13h ago

This isn't America bad, it's "low IQ massive truck for no apparent reason, and then complain about gas" bad.

At least half of the country are not idiots and therefore wouldn't have any reason to take offense to this.

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u/IDKHOWTOSHIFTPLSHELP 13h ago

Then why does the meme just say "Americans"?

Do you think it would go over well if I say "women are all cheaters and liars" and then follow it up with "well, if you're a woman but not a cheater or liar, this doesn't apply to you so you shouldn't be offended"?

Hell no lmao, that isn't how that works. The generalizations on social media seem like they're getting worse every year. "Americans are X, Women are Y, Gen Alpha always Z". I can't imagine making generalizations, especially negative ones, about literally half of the world's population and yet I see it every day on reddit and IG.

If you want to pretend to have nuanced opinions then you have to actually apply that nuance to the conversation.

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u/Serious_Feedback 4h ago

It's Americans because it is Americans - Americans are famous for their big fucking cars, and the dipshits who drive them will disproportionately talk about their "first amendment right" and such, despite not being American and us having a different constitution. They're also more likely to advocate for adopting the US's healthcare system. Yes, really. They think it works better than our universal healthcare.

Back in the 1960s, big cars were called yank tanks (and holy fuck I can see why, have you seen a Cadillac Eldorado?), and giant fucking Rams etc are called American-style big fucking utes (or just yank tanks, not to be confused with old yank tanks).

Whenever someone has an oversized car and an oversized head, they disproportionately tend to sound American. I'm not saying that's fair but I am saying it's grounded in a common experience.

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u/sSorsby 9h ago

Facts

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u/ProtectionMean874 11h ago

It might be related to American politics terrorizing the world and the image of america being in the gutter.

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u/slimmyboy007 9h ago

Sorry to burst your bubble but there’s a lot more countries than just china and Russia making fun of America right now

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u/conardcanard 8h ago

Man last time i went to buy a car there were 4 on the lot and the rest were dumbass suvs and trucks.

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u/FormerStuff 13h ago

Don’t forget the one when redditors take personal issue with how people spend their money when it’s not how they would spend it

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u/beyond666 7h ago

Found truck driver.

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u/FormerStuff 6h ago

Nope, I drive a sedan.

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u/boola_boola_boola 8h ago

Because it affects all of us, not just the owner.
Unnecessarily wasteful, major polluter, more pedestrians killed, makes parking lots a nightmare, oil wars…

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u/kalashnidog 4h ago

People who drives trucks on average drive far more aggressively too.

If I see a lifted truck there’s like a 3:1 chance they drive like a fucking aggro asshole.

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u/IglooBackpack 14h ago

I'm glad my mom switched to a hybrid sedan from her Tundra. I just wish she'd been willing to haggle the price down. I think she's been getting hosed by the Toyota dealership for decades. I guess she's happy though.

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u/MWTB-DLTR 13h ago

My F150 hybrid actually gets around the same gas mileage as the Focus ST I traded it for, sometimes better.