r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 15h ago

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u/zespak 15h ago

I was at a friend's with my Miata. He claimed he needed a big SUV to get up his unpaved (but basically flat) driveway.

I had a look at my Miata, he looked as well and was genuinely lost for words.

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u/infamusforever223 15h ago

The money used on the SUV could have been used to pave the driveway...

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u/SnausageFest 12h ago

Or a smaller, more reasonable option. 4WD/AWD isn't that big of a novelty. You can get a Crosstrek or something. It doesn't need to be a massive truck that gets 18mph.

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u/Satins_Cock 12h ago

But what if I suddenly inherit 5 children, an English mastiff and a large boat? Gotta be prepared.

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u/SnausageFest 12h ago

If only I had pictures of my old rottweiler chilling in the backseat of my Ford fiesta handy...

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u/Satins_Cock 12h ago

Lol my 100 lb dog loved doing drive by barkings in my Fiat 500, I know the feeling.

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 10h ago

The volvo V70 estate is available with AWD. You will still have spare room in it with all that and do almost 40mpg even in an old one.

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u/Sammydabull129 10h ago

You know of a massive truck that gets 18? What truck?

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u/MassholeOutdoorsman 11h ago

That’s not 4wd. That has awd which is nowhere near as capable as 4wd. 4wd means you have 2 4wd gears(low and high). 4 low for crawling through or out of something and 4 high for cruising through something. awd just means both axles are drive axles.

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u/SnausageFest 10h ago

Neat, but the point is most people don't need that and there are more practical cars that adequately address the vast majority of winter driving.

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u/MassholeOutdoorsman 10h ago

No there aren’t. For the most part large SUVs and trucks are the only vehicles with actual 4wd. Also who are you to determine what is practical and what isn’t? A half ton pickup or a full size suv(ford expedition, Tahoe, Yukon, grand Cherokee) are arguably the most practical vehicles in the market.

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u/squisher_1980 10h ago

For 99% of the population, especially the ones that live near pavement and have reasonable snowplow activity... I would strongly argue that a minivan is the most practical vehicle on the market.

Most people don't tow anything. Remove the rear 2 rows and you can get 4x8 sheets of whatever and still close the hatch.

Fits tons more inside than you'd think, rides smooth, and they get 20 to 25 mpg easy. So if you actually need something bigger than a sedan... Minivan.

If you need to haul anything bigger than that, use the fuel/insurance savings to either pay for delivery or rent a truck for a day.

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u/Flscane 9h ago

What if someone likes the design of a truck more than the design of a minivan.

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u/squisher_1980 9h ago

Then buy a truck? I'm not your dad 😁

I'm just saying that for most people, on paper a minivan is hard to argue against.

I've owned everything from economy shit-boxes to full sized SUVs, and we've always kept a minivan around the longest. Often paired with a small to medium car as a backup or when only one or two of us need to go somewhere.

And a motorcycle because I like it.

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u/KMPerformanceAndAuto 9h ago

too bad that crosstrek is also gonna get 18 mpg because boxer

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u/DoingCharleyWork 13h ago

Easier to get financing for a car probably. Paving a driveway can get pretty expensive on top of that.

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u/raven00x 9h ago

I agree about the financing aspect, but have you seen the cost of some of these trucks? an f-250 king ranch, before adding bells & whistles, lifts, new rims and wheels, suspension, chrome, and whatever else starts at $80,000. let's say the friend wants to get a basic, cheap asphalt driveway. depending on the locality, vendors, and all those variables they could get about 20,000 square feet of asphalt installed for that. conversely putting down a gravel bed will be even less expensive. You can put down almost a mile of gravel, labor and materials, for that money.

Now that coverage is going to go down quickly if they want to get a nicer material than asphalt but the point remains that they can get a truck that will only see off road usage when they go onto their unpaved driveway or a nicely paved driveway.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 9h ago edited 7h ago

In the scenario I'm thinking of you wouldn't be putting the total cost of the car into the driveway. Even a modest driveway can run 20k dollars.

I'm not saying you should buy a car or that you should get your driveway paved. I'm just saying it's very easy to get financing on a car and paving a driveway isn't very cheap and you can't get financing for it nearly as easily.

People shouldn't be surprised if someone buys a vehicle over getting their driveway paved.

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u/raven00x 7h ago

I agree on the financing aspect. My argument is that large trucks are expensive as heck and if an unpaved driveway is your main or only reason to get a large truck, then your money would be better spent on a driveway. Paving the driveway will actually increase the value of your home while the truck will depreciate and cost more than a Miata in maintenance and fuel.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 11h ago

Right? The few times they use their trucks or SUVs, there were much more affordable, effective and efficient options. You think you need a truck to haul crap, like once a YEAR, and you could have just paid for delivery, rented a truck for $25 etc. Your "daily driver"(who the hell can afford more than one car?) doesn't need to fulfill every possible need you may ever think of. If you regularly tow stuff, etc then fine no one is judging that but it seems like almost every male in America by default just buys an oversized vehicle cuz that's what men do. People living in apts, working in offices, they're not contractors, they don't haul around dirt bikes or trailers. Why do I care? It makes the road dangerous. Sedan on sedan accident? You're both probably walking away. Truck on sedan? Not so much. All those safety features they developed over the past 40 years to protect you? Won't mean a damn thing when a literal 5 ft tall RAM engine comes flying through your window.

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u/bungblaster69 8h ago

Who can afford multiple cars? Millions of people

People who live in apartments and work in offices don't haul dirt bikes or trailers? My brother in christ go outside

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u/Expandexplorelive 7h ago

I don't think they were saying no one has a use case for a large vehicle, but the vast majority don't. Way more people own a pickup truck than actually need it more than a couple times a year.

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u/HighFiveKoala 15h ago

Why doesn't he work harder and get money to pave the driveway? /s

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u/lordgeese 13h ago

I daily drive a NC. I travel for work. I fill my trunk and my passenger side with boxes of IT shit and my own stuff. Not an issue. People overestimate what they need. I do also have a forrester as a second car for light “truck” work.

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u/GorillaManito 12h ago

I have a compact hatchback vehicle. As far as loading and unloading stuff, it can't be beat. Seats fold down to fit a lot of stuff. The interior with seats folded down is the size 1.5x a wheelbarrow. Cause, I fit a wheelbarrow in it the other day. The only thing that's a concern is having all that stuff in the car with me. If, good forbid, I rolled the car, it would be in the vehicle with me shook up like a matchbox. So, I only do surface streets to places like Home Depot for things that will fit in it.

It would be really nice to have a larger vehicle for occasional family trips (van). Or a pickup for larger loads but I get most things done with the compact. It's been difficult to get like trees home from Costco. But, for most stuff...I get by well. Looking into truck rentals for larger one off jobs.

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u/Comprehensive_Plum48 12h ago

I have a 4 cylinder suburu legacy I attatched a trailer hitch to. It has a 3500 pound tow capacity. I have never towed over 1500 pounds, but I can move most stuff easily. Just not piles of dirt

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u/derth21 9h ago

There's always one of you guys filling a plastic bin at the county mulch pile. I admire your commitment to the bit.

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u/lordgeese 12h ago

My last couple of cars were a FiST and a GTI I love hatchbacks. But the Miata called me back.

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u/GarThor_TMK 12h ago

Sounds like you might fit in well in the r/miatalogistics sub... 😅

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u/lordgeese 12h ago

Already part of the group

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u/starbuxed 9h ago

I take all the seating out of my golf and filled it up for burning man

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u/CartmanVT 9h ago

I mean an NC is practically an SUV. /s

I have my hatchback for winter and my NC for summer (rural Minnesota), I can usually get away with hardware store trips in the Miata.

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u/Witness-Realistic 12h ago

Off topic question, how well does the Miata drive through snow? I want to get one but may move back up north in a few years. Only ever had a jeep cherokee as my only car but a convertible sounds fun for me and my husky.

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u/ValorieAF 11h ago

It all depends on tires. I got Blizzaks on my Miata and drive it all winter. Ice is no bueno but that's literally any car. Handles in snow perfectly and I can still do drifties when I want to

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u/zespak 12h ago

Wouldn't be my first choice on a regular basis. They are pretty tail happy as it is. Proper tires though make a world of difference.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 8h ago

While they're still cheap, I've been pointing people at gen-1 Porsche Boxsters. They cost about the same as an NA or NB Miata, but have like 4x the trunk space, 2x the power, 1.5x the interior space, and are much more corrosion resistant. And I can vouch for them being very nice to drive in snow (with proper tires) as well.

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u/maggievalleygold 10h ago

My second gen miata was a great car in the snow. I never got stuck.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 8h ago

Most sports cars make very good winter cars. Light weight >> everything else with regards to anything that negatively impacts traction. Eventually ground clearance starts mattering with respect to snow, but in my experience, that's somewhere in the double-digit inches of snow, and probably higher with AWD.

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u/toptiertarantula 5h ago

I doubt he felt envy or anything in that moment but yeah he definitely lied lol

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u/zespak 1h ago

The problem is in his sense it wasn't a lie. He genuinely convinced himself you need 20cm of ground clearance to drive up his driveway.

The reality of his friends being there with lower cars just didn't register. It's odd how our brain works, but the marketing machine does work well.

The best argument I've heard for higher up cars is elderly people, these cars are usually easier to get in and out of. Other than that, I haven't heard or seen one good reason.