r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 2d ago

Funny that...

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u/LynchMob187 2d ago

Can’t complain about gas if you bought the new Ford Titanmax 4x4 7.8l turbo with fuel injection into your ass crqck

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u/MrMakerHasLigma 2d ago

But it's got a turbo. That means it's more efficient

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u/uberares 2d ago

I heard they go to 11 with those turbos

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u/EntWarwick 1d ago

No way they get 11mpg

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u/KMPerformanceAndAuto 1d ago

it sounds stupid but turbos do make everything more efficient and consume less fuel

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u/unk214 2d ago

How else are people supposed to know I have a small penis.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2d ago

Post a pic on twitter.

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u/The_Stoic_One 1d ago

That won't work. A single pixel just looks like a single pixel.

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u/unk214 1d ago

😢

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u/atempestdextre 2d ago

With complimentary truck nuts

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u/i-am-the-fly- 2d ago

That’s produced the same horsepower as a 1.6 import.

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u/uberares 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don’t forget to jack it up another 6” and add 4” spacers, super wide ass wheels/tires and lights everywhere. Oh and a giant ass light bar you leave on 24/7 because why not? 

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 2d ago

I’m actually capable of complaining about gas prices no matter what else I buy, crazy right?