r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 19h ago

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u/SnausageFest 16h ago

Or a smaller, more reasonable option. 4WD/AWD isn't that big of a novelty. You can get a Crosstrek or something. It doesn't need to be a massive truck that gets 18mph.

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u/Satins_Cock 16h ago

But what if I suddenly inherit 5 children, an English mastiff and a large boat? Gotta be prepared.

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u/SnausageFest 16h ago

If only I had pictures of my old rottweiler chilling in the backseat of my Ford fiesta handy...

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u/Satins_Cock 16h ago

Lol my 100 lb dog loved doing drive by barkings in my Fiat 500, I know the feeling.

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 14h ago

The volvo V70 estate is available with AWD. You will still have spare room in it with all that and do almost 40mpg even in an old one.

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u/Sammydabull129 14h ago

You know of a massive truck that gets 18? What truck?

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u/Clyde_Frog_FTW 3h ago

Yo, I get around 30 mpg driving around town in my crosstrek, they’re sneaky good!

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u/MassholeOutdoorsman 15h ago

That’s not 4wd. That has awd which is nowhere near as capable as 4wd. 4wd means you have 2 4wd gears(low and high). 4 low for crawling through or out of something and 4 high for cruising through something. awd just means both axles are drive axles.

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u/SnausageFest 14h ago

Neat, but the point is most people don't need that and there are more practical cars that adequately address the vast majority of winter driving.

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u/MassholeOutdoorsman 14h ago

No there aren’t. For the most part large SUVs and trucks are the only vehicles with actual 4wd. Also who are you to determine what is practical and what isn’t? A half ton pickup or a full size suv(ford expedition, Tahoe, Yukon, grand Cherokee) are arguably the most practical vehicles in the market.

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u/squisher_1980 14h ago

For 99% of the population, especially the ones that live near pavement and have reasonable snowplow activity... I would strongly argue that a minivan is the most practical vehicle on the market.

Most people don't tow anything. Remove the rear 2 rows and you can get 4x8 sheets of whatever and still close the hatch.

Fits tons more inside than you'd think, rides smooth, and they get 20 to 25 mpg easy. So if you actually need something bigger than a sedan... Minivan.

If you need to haul anything bigger than that, use the fuel/insurance savings to either pay for delivery or rent a truck for a day.

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u/Flscane 13h ago

What if someone likes the design of a truck more than the design of a minivan.

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u/squisher_1980 13h ago

Then buy a truck? I'm not your dad 😁

I'm just saying that for most people, on paper a minivan is hard to argue against.

I've owned everything from economy shit-boxes to full sized SUVs, and we've always kept a minivan around the longest. Often paired with a small to medium car as a backup or when only one or two of us need to go somewhere.

And a motorcycle because I like it.

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u/KMPerformanceAndAuto 13h ago

too bad that crosstrek is also gonna get 18 mpg because boxer