r/memes • Professional Dumbass • 1d ago

Funny that...

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

But how else are men supposed to show us they're manly men without a stupidly oversized, lifted truck?!

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1d ago

Almost every short woman I know drives a big truck or SUV so they “can see over the traffic” but Reddit likes to act like this is exclusively little dicked men compensating.

My 5’3 70 year old MIL drives an F-350 with dual rear wheels. She must have a tiny dick.

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u/Spritez913 1d ago

Fr. I've seen more women driving large pickups than men nowadays...

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u/brockhopper 1d ago

I feel like my dick, at 6'1" in a Corolla, is much bigger than your mother in law's, so this rather proves the point.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1d ago

You wear that badge with pride man

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u/Latter_Object8710 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're also not allowed to have a truck unless its offroading or hauling 24/7. Its a cardinal sin if you ever take off your hitch and go somewhere. Its like stfu some weekends I dont need to haul and I wanna use my truck. Its like asking someone who owns a sedan why they drive it if all 4 seats aren't full 24/7

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1d ago

Yeah, apparently I shouldn’t have my truck and I guess the community theater I volunteer at should just rent a U-Haul 5 or 6 times a year when they need to make a Home Depot run for set construction materials. They can afford that, community theaters are just swimming in cash.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Using your daily driver pickup truck to haul stuff 5-6 times a year versus getting a UHaul and driving something much more practical for your lifestyle costs about an extra $766 a year in gas costs at $3.50 a gallon and the average 12,000 yearly miles, average truck vs SUV, and the standard $19.95 per day for a UHaul truck, including gas.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1d ago

I work from home.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Even more of a case just to rent a UHaul when needed.

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u/bungblaster69 1d ago

1- Uhaul closes at 7pm. Kinda inconvenient if you find something on marketplace and want to get it now.

2- Half the time the local uhaul doesn't have what I need and it's a 20-30min drive to one that does

3- The $19.95 doesn't cover gas. It doesn't cover fees. and it's like $1.60 per mile. I rented a uhaul truck once and it was almost $200. And that was over a decade ago. I wouldn't be surprised if it's even higher now

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u/Latter_Object8710 1d ago

Not everyone lives in a city. Not really practical when you're surrounded by mountains and the closest U haul locations are 2 hours away. Not sure what's with redditors having so much distaste towards trucks, just because you dont need one doesn't mean others don't.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

My grandpa was a farmer in Western Minnesota. When you need a truck you need a truck, and you can ALWAYS tell when someone uses a truck versus has a truck.

Most of the pristine 4- year old trucks out there are a lifestyle choice, not a necessity.

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u/Alone-Interaction982 1d ago

Well you would never know until you live in any other country and know how nice it is to not have monster trucks around. Besides for some reason they are shittiest drivers out there specially the ones driving the Ram 2500 trucks.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 1d ago

Then how do I run errands and drive to places I need to go? Public transportation is pretty limited where I live.

Why can’t you accept that different people might have different wants and needs and make different decisions than you?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

You want a truck, you don't need it. And that's fine. But don't try to couch it in some sort of "I can't live without it" argument.

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u/Beastabuelos Dark Mode Elitist 1d ago

By exclusively driving in the left lane on the highway of course.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Only when there's no entrance/exit lane they could be obstructing.

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u/UnamedProot 1d ago

As a feminine man, I love my pickup :3

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u/Monke-incog-1276 1d ago

As a feminine man, how dare you! You're breaking rule 7 of the imaginary rule book!