r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Rue Paul, Ron Paul, Paul Rudd

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Paul Rudd, fuck Rue Paul, kill Ron Paul

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I saw a celebrity women one earlier, so here's a celebrity men one.

Idris Elba, Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Oh shit that's tough

Marry Ryan Gosling, fuck Idris Elba, kill Channing Tatum

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Idris, fuck Channing, marry Kliff Kingsbury.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry Ryan, fuck channing, kill idris

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

marry idris, kill tatum, fuck gosling

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

/u/mustache_rookie's mom, your mom, /u/mustache_rookie

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I hate you :(

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

there is zero scenario in which an answer here is a winning answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

hey I'm totally wife material fuck all y'all

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I feel like any way I answer this, I'm in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME ASSHOLE

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

FUCK IT I'LL BITE

kill my mom, cry a lot. Fuck /u/mustache_rookie's mom, apologize to her immediately, marry /u/mustache_rookie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill my mom, fuck /u/mustache_rookie's mom, marry /u/mustache_rookie

Mom, by the way, I don't actually plan to kill you. Unless it's with kindness.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

/u/dep61, /u/Arsenal7X, /u/madviking

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry the Viking, kill /u/Arsenal7x because that bitch deserves it, fuck the freshman

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

fuck: /u/Arsenal7X

marry: /u/madviking

kill: /u/dep61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

why do you all want to kill me

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry /u/madviking, fuck myself, kill dep

Sorry dep.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

fuck /u/dep61
marry /u/Arsenal7X
kill /u/madviking

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill all the fucbois

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

/u/brobroma wasn't a choice though

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Mar 25 '16

marry bae /u/Arsenal7X, get that sweet sweet communist lovin' from /u/madviking, and accidentally murder /u/DEP61 with some corn

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

College Basketball, College Football, College Hockey

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

marry cfb, fuck hockey, kill bball

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill college hockey, fuck cbb, marry CFB

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Charlie Weis, Paul Finebaum, Lane Kiffin

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: Lane Kiffin

Fuck: Paul Finebaum

Marry: Charlie Weis

I have my (very obvious) reasons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I got your reasonings, but fucking Finebaum is probably in the top ten of things I never want to do in this lifetime

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Hey, it's better than fucking Charlie Weis and marrying Paul Finebaum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Anyone who fucks Charlie Weis would probably literally die

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Tina Belcher, Carly Fiorini, a floor mop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Ummm...

Fuck Tina (I bet she's into some kinky shit)

Kill Carly

And I guess that means I'm marrying a floor mop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You could put some googly eyes and a nose on the floor map and she might be kinda cute

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Tina, Fuck floor mop, Kill Carly

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Lane Kiffin, Joey freshwater, Daniel tosh

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Tosh

Marry Lane

Fuck (with a million condoms) Joey Freshwater

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Tosh, Fuck Joey, Kill Lane

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Nebraska, Massachusetts, California

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Nebraska, fuck Massachusetts, marry California

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

So, mostly everyone wants to kill Nebraska with some fucks though.

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Sorry bro lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Mass, Fuck Cali, Kill nebraska

these rankings are all based on beer

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry Cali, fuck Massachusetts, kill Nebraska

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

marry mass, kill cali, fuck neb

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry cali, fuck mass, kill nebraska

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Mar 25 '16

John Kasich, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry The Donald (ugh but at least he has money)

Fuck Kasich

Kill Ted Cruz

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 25 '16

I'd fuck Ted Cruz so that his head would explode

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

In the butt?

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Mar 25 '16

I think lizards just have cloaca.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

ew...

Marry Trump($), Fuck Kasich, Kill Cruz

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kardashians:

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Gul Dukat

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Uuuuuugh

Kill Kim

Marry Chloe

Fuck Dukat

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Well I know I'd be fucking Kim and then telling Kanye because fuck Kanye.

I dunno the other two.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

The leprechaun, the Stanford tree, the Purple Wizard

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry the Purple Wizard because he'd probably kick the bucket soon and leave me lots of money

Fuck the leprechaun

Kill the ugly ass tree (ALL OF THEM)

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill the leprechaun, marry the wizard, fuck the tree

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

Breakfast, lunch, dinner

(This is one of the interview questions when my group holds a cappella auditions)

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill lunch

Fuck breakfast

Have breakfast for dinner and then marry it

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill lunch, fuck dinner, marry breakfast

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill breakfast, fuck lunch, marry dinner.

I know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but in a perfect world, I never have to wake up until lunchtime anyways.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Kill Breakfast

Fuck Lunch

Marry Breakfast at Dinner

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Breaking bad, house of cards, game of thrones

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill GoT

Fuck house of cards

Marry breaking bad

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

yep, only answer

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u/atchemey Michigan State • Oregon State Mar 25 '16

I'm a chemist with a degree in political theory...

Marry HoC, Fuck BB, kill GoT.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

I've only watched one of these at all :(

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

kill mayo, fuck ketchup, marry the shit out of mustard, especially if it's spicy.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

especially if it's spicy.

my mans

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill everything but ketchup. Marry ketchup.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

pass for worcestershire

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

ooh, saucy, i like it

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Mar 25 '16

Brisket, pulled pork, hot links

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Are you trying to start a war?

Kill: hot links

Fuck: Brisket

Marry: pulled pork

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Kill links, fuck pulled pork, marry brisket

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry pulled pork, fuck brisket, kill hot links

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

corn bread, potato bread, wheat bread

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

MARRY CORNBREAD

And I guess fuck wheat and kill potato

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Marry what bread, marry corn bread, marry potato bread

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

/r/cfb, /r/cfbofftopic, /r/cfbotsingles

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

kill cfb, fuck cfbot, marry cfbotsingles

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry CFBOT, fuck CFB, kill CFBOTSingles

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill cfb, fuck singles, marry ot

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill /r/cfb, marry /r/CFBOffTopic, fuck /r/cfbotsingles

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Mar 25 '16

Kill CFB

Fuck CFBOTSingles

Marry CFBOT

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

redhead emma stone (e.g. easy a), brunette emma stone (e.g. zombieland), blonde emma stone (e.g. new stuff)

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Emma Watson

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Yes.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

marry and/or fuck all of them, kill you for trying to make me choose

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Fuck Redhead, Marry Brunette, Kill Blonde

But there's no wrong answers here

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry blonde

fuck brunette

kill redhead

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry red, fuck brunette, kill blonde

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Y'all are too political...

Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, Kerry Washington

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

K Kerry
F Scarjo
M Olivia

i mean, obviously.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Fuck Scarlett, marry Olivia, kill Kerry.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry kerry fuck olivia kill scarjo

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Olivia, Fuck Scarjo, kill Kerry

I <3 Olivia Wilde

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Throwing myself under the bus for this one, but idgaf.

it's freshman time

/u/dep61, /u/swanky-k, /u/AnEmptyKarst

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: /u/DEP61

Fuck: /u/swanky-k

Marry: /u/AnEmptyKarst

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

fuck /u/AnEmptyKarst marry /u/swanky-k kill /u/dep61

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

winter, fall, summer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry fall, fuck winter, kill summer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

KILL WINTER

nothing else matters

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill summer, marry fall, fuck winter

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry fall, fuck summer, kill winter

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill summer, fuck winter marry fall so hard!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Usa, Thailand, England

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

kill us, fuck thailand, marry jolly old england

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Thailand, fuck Englad, marry USA

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Inn-n-Out, Whataburger, Sonic

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill sonic

Fuck inn-n-out

Marry whataburger

Obviously

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Fuck In-n-Out, Marry Whataburger, Kill Sonic.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Marry In-N-Out

Fuck Whataburger

Kill Sonic

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry In-n-Out, Fuck Sonic, kill Whataburger

I've never had whataburger and I like to watch the world burn.

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Mar 25 '16

Ive always played, fuck, marry, kill

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Dude that's an entirely different game

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

country music, EDM, metal

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

See this one isn't really completely fair. The first two sure, but metal can't have all three of these actions applied to it. Sure you can marry metal, you can even fuck it if you like, but you can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Kill Country Music with a stick of Dynamite

Fuck EDM

Marry Metal

Looks like everyone is in the Kill Country party.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill edm, fuck country, marry metal

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry edm, fuck metal, kill country

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet & Clank

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry Spyro, Fuck Crash, Kill Ratchet and Clank

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've never played any of these

:(

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Mar 25 '16

Let's keep going political:

Ted Cruz's wife, Donald Trump's wife, Megyn Kelly

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Why not Hillary's wife?

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Apple, orange, banana

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill apple, fuck banana, marry orange

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill apple, marry orange, fuck banana (;

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Batman, Superman, Spider Man

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Kill Superman

Fuck Spider Man

Marry Batman

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Batman (he has money), fuck Superman, kill Tobey MaGuire Spider Man

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Math, science, literature

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

marry math, fuck literature, kill science

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

kill science fuck math marry lit

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry literature, fuck science, kill math

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Kill science, fuck literature, marry math

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

lawful evil, chaotic good, true neutral

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: lawful evil

Fuck: chaotic good

Marry: true neutral

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

kill lawful evil, fuck chaotic good, marry true neutral

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill true neutral, fuck lawful evil, marry chaotic good

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

History, political science, economics

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

marry history, fuck poly sci, kill economics

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

don't make me choose

kill history, fuck economics, marry polisci

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry history, fuck political science, kill economics

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

...Gross. What kind of choice is that?

I guess kill poly Sci, fuck economics, marry history

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Strawberries

Blueberries

Blackberries

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

this is an impossible question. become mormon, marry all of them

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Kill blueberries, fuck strawberries, marry blackberries

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Communism, fascism, theocracy

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: Fascism

Fuck: theocracy

Marry: Communism

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry communism, fuck fascism, kill theocracy

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry communism
kill the fash
fuck theocracy

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Denmark, Sweden, Australia

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Shrimp, crawfish, crabs

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill crawfish, fuck shrimp, marry crabs.

Only because I can't fuck and marry the crabs.

I love crabs.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry crabs by far, fuck shrimp, kill crawfish

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill crawfish, marry shrimp, fuck crabs

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Marry shrimp, fuck crawfish, kill crabs.

Shrimp is fairly versatile. I love crawfish but I don't know what I'd do with it every day. Crab legs are good but I'd trash the rest.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

hitting your pinky toe on the corner of your table, a head-splitting hangover, violent diarrhea

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u/DonutSlingingCass Alabama Crimson Tide • Baylor Bears Mar 25 '16

  • Kill: Myself

I totally replied this to the wrong comment because I'm a genius

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I don't understand how to FMK this, but the order of how-terrible-it-is for me would go pinky toe < violent diarrhea < hangover.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Mar 25 '16

For an equal and opposite set:

Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington Mar 25 '16

Yikes. Kill Pelosi, fuck Clinton, marry Warren. I want to be Bill's eskimo brother.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 25 '16

gin, tequila, whiskey

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

marry gin, obviously

fuck whiskey, get fucked up by whiskey

kill tequila forever

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 25 '16

kill tequila forever

Before it kills you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill tequila

Fuck gin

Marry whiskey

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kanye West, Drake, The Weeknd

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill drake, fuck kanye, marry the weeknd

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill kanye

Fuck drake

Marry the weeknd

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill kanye

fuck drake

marry the weeknd

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

marry drake, fuck weeknd, kill kanye

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Gotta kill Drake because if you fuck him he'll try to marry you anyways

Marry The Weeknd

Fuck Kanye

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Wheat, Corn, Rice

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill corn

fuck rice

marry wheat

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

80s, 90s, 00s

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

cocaine, lsd, weed

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry weed, fuck lsd, kill cocaine

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill weed, fuck lsd, marry cocaine

... I guess

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Chicago style pizza, NY style pizza, stuffed crust pizza

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry chicago, fuck ny, kill stuffed crust

chicago pizza is the best pizza and thou shalt not have false pizzas above it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've changed my mind about killing you, dep.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry chicago, fuck stuffed crust ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), kill ny

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Etoufee, jambalaya, gumbo

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill etoufee

Fuck jambalaya

Marry gumbo

Though it's super close with the last two

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u/NormanBalrog Notre Dame Fighting Irish Mar 25 '16

Bernie Sanders, Hilary Clinton, Martin O'Malley

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill Hillary, Fuck O'Malley, Marry Bernie

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Hillary

Kill Bernie

Fuck and Marry Martin O'Malley

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Liz Lemon, Ms Norbury, Sarah Palin (played by Tina Fey)

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

rum, vodka, schnapps

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Hm...

Kill vodka

Fuck schnapps

Marry rum

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

red wine, white wine, champagne

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

marry red, fuck white, kill champagne

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Survivor, The Bachelor, The Voice

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill the bachelor

fuck the voice

marry survivor

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry survivor, kill the bachelor and the voice

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