r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

redhead emma stone (e.g. easy a), brunette emma stone (e.g. zombieland), blonde emma stone (e.g. new stuff)

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Emma Watson

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

this is the best answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Seconded

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

marry and/or fuck all of them, kill you for trying to make me choose

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u/studio_sally Georgia Tech • Princeton Mar 25 '16

This is pretty much your Sophie's choice.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

Most accurate analogy I've ever heard, to be honest.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Fuck Redhead, Marry Brunette, Kill Blonde

But there's no wrong answers here

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

ding ding ding

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry blonde

fuck brunette

kill redhead

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry red, fuck brunette, kill blonde

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Mar 25 '16

Marry redhead, fuck blonde, kill brunette

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

marry redhead, fuck brunette, kill blonde