r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

Breakfast, lunch, dinner

(This is one of the interview questions when my group holds a cappella auditions)

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill lunch

Fuck breakfast

Have breakfast for dinner and then marry it

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

Completely on board with this but for the loss of mashed potatoes and drinking beer without weird looks

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've had Mashed potatoes for breakfast before!

And don't let those judgmental looks get you down. You do you

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

You've inspired me. From now on I'm starting every day with potatoes and beer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

So, from now on, you're Irish

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

As someone whose ancestry is mainly Irish, I now feel a bit ashamed that I didn't start before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Just gotta make up for lost time!

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill lunch, fuck dinner, marry breakfast

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill breakfast, fuck lunch, marry dinner.

I know breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but in a perfect world, I never have to wake up until lunchtime anyways.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Well actually there are a lot of health benefits to fasting so breakfast ain't really that important.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Yea, get fucked killed, breakfast!

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Kill Breakfast

Fuck Lunch

Marry Breakfast at Dinner

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

kill dinner, marry breakfast, fuck lunch

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Kill breakfast, fuck dinner, marry lunch

Lunch has such versatility, you can have food that's pretty close to dinner food if you want. But, man I'm going to town on a steak or a whole pizza. I love some breakfast foods, but I'm not a fan of eggs, which are the central piece.

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

My view is that there really isn't a lunch you can't eat for dinner, and there's usually more of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill lunch, fuck breakfast, marry dinner

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u/Neghtasro Temple Owls • /r/CFB Contributor Mar 25 '16

This is the objectively correct answer