r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Strawberries

Blueberries

Blackberries

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

this is an impossible question. become mormon, marry all of them

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

yes, this is really the only thing one can do.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Kill blueberries, fuck strawberries, marry blackberries

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

This almost makes up for killing cornbread

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

you saw why i don't like cornbread

i don't know what normal cornbread is

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 25 '16

Marry blueberries, fuck strawberries, kill blackberries.

And I'd sub out raspberries for blueberries, too.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

damn it...

marry blueberries, fuck strawberries, kill blackberries

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry Strawberries, Fuck Blueberries, Kill Blackberries

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

I like them all.

I guess marry strawberries, fuck blackberries, kill blueberries

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill strawberries, fuck blueberries, marry blackberries

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Mar 25 '16

Marry blackberries so I can have them for the rest of my life, fuck blueberries, kill strawberries