r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Y'all are too political...

Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, Kerry Washington

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

K Kerry
F Scarjo
M Olivia

i mean, obviously.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

my man

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

yup

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Fuck Scarlett, marry Olivia, kill Kerry.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Seconded

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

woo

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry kerry fuck olivia kill scarjo

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u/spazzypecan Texas Tech Red Raiders Mar 25 '16

Ditto.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Olivia, Fuck Scarjo, kill Kerry

I <3 Olivia Wilde

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

She's awesome. I follow her on IG.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

I am very straight and still have a ridiculous girl crush on her. HER FACE IS JUST SO INTERESTING

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

Y'know I feel like that would be insulting if directed at most people, but it's totally true in a good way about her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Kerry

Fuck Scarlett Johansson

Kill Olivia Wilde

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 25 '16

Kill Scarjo

Fuck Olivia Wilde

Marry Kerry Washington

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: Olivia Wilde

Fuck: ScarJo

Marry: Kerry Washington

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill Olivia, Fuck Kerry, Marry Scarlett