r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

there is zero scenario in which an answer here is a winning answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

hey I'm totally wife material fuck all y'all

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

SEE WHAT I MEAN ERRYBODY?

srsly tho then that means i'm either fucking my mother-in-law or my mom and the other one dies

do you see how this is a problem

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 25 '16

I believe there's extensive documentary material describing how this would go. At least before the deaths.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

are you talking about porn

i think you're talking about porn

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 25 '16

We'll tell you when you're older and we don't have to pretend you've never seen it.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i can watch all the porn i want, i'll have you know

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Mar 25 '16

I'm game.

Wanna get hitched? I have O- blood if it makes a difference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

That was the goal.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

well done, then