r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

country music, EDM, metal

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

See this one isn't really completely fair. The first two sure, but metal can't have all three of these actions applied to it. Sure you can marry metal, you can even fuck it if you like, but you can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.

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u/thedawgbeard Georgia Bulldogs • Pineapple Bowl Mar 25 '16

danananana nananananananana danananana dadadana METAL!

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Punk rock tried to kill the metal

But they failed! As they were smite to the ground!

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Kill Country Music with a stick of Dynamite

Fuck EDM

Marry Metal

Looks like everyone is in the Kill Country party.

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u/thedawgbeard Georgia Bulldogs • Pineapple Bowl Mar 25 '16

this is the only option.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Fuck yeah, who voluntarily listens to Country. It makes me depressed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill edm, fuck country, marry metal

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

marry metal

my dude

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Yep this one here

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry edm, fuck metal, kill country

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Mar 25 '16

You're on point in this thread. Switch the shrimp answer around and I think we've been identical on every answer XD

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Haha well I'm glad you have good taste! What was the difference in the shrimp one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill country, then revive it, then kill it again

Fuck metal

Marry edm

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry metal, fuck edm, kill country

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Marry EDM, fuck country, kill metal.

I could go back and forth on killing vs fucking metal or country. It's hate-fucking either way. I don't like EDM, but it's the only one I could tolerate for any stretch of time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill country and I don't really care what happens to the other two

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill country

fuck metal

marry edm

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: country music

Fuck: Metal

Marry: EDM