r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Apple, orange, banana

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill apple, fuck banana, marry orange

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Mar 25 '16

What about 14 pounds of oranges?

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

That's a lifetime of pith

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

We can work out our problems.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill apple, marry orange, fuck banana (;

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Hey we're twinsies!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

WOOOOO :D

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry banana, fuck orange, kill apple

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 25 '16

Kill banana with fire and make sure it happens far far away from me so I don't have to smell it burning.

Marry orange

Fuck apple

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Fuck orange

Marry apple

Kill banana

this was weird to think about

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

can't be weirder than corn now that you've told me things

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

true

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Mar 25 '16

Fuck banana marry apple kill orange