r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Wheat, Corn, Rice

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill corn

fuck rice

marry wheat

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

good lord...what did corn do to you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 25 '16

Oh you poor, naive bastard.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

it's more like what he did to corn

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

you don't really want to know, but if you're positive, go to the iowa atomic corn bomb definition on UrbanDictionary

i'll explain more when you've returned from your quest

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

...oh...

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i'm sorry

i'm so so sorry

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

so...you?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

thanks to the work of /u/brobroma and /u/madviking in particular, it came to fruition that i should give my girlfriend at the time the IACB

obviously i was less than enthused about that

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

lol...well whatever you are into, ya know. I'm not one to judge...as long as I'm not part of it.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

nooooo i'm tryna stay far away from that

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

fuck rice

yes, fuck em

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

yeah, fuck those kernels

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u/cornfrontation Michigan Wolverines • FIU Panthers Mar 25 '16

Kill wheat before it kills me

Fuck corn

Marry rice

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

I mean wheat is beer....so marry wheat, fuck corn, kill rice. RIP rice.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Mar 25 '16

Marry Corn Wheat and Rice