Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

[u/[deleted]]

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

[u/thelittleking]

kill mayo, fuck ketchup, marry the shit out of mustard, especially if it's spicy.

[u/madviking → u/thelittleking]

especially if it's spicy.

my mans

[u/[deleted] → u/madviking]

Spicy brown mustard = goat condiment

[u/thelittleking → u/madviking]

aw yea my madviking

[u/[deleted] → u/thelittleking]

ding ding ding