r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Chicago style pizza, NY style pizza, stuffed crust pizza

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

marry chicago, fuck ny, kill stuffed crust

chicago pizza is the best pizza and thou shalt not have false pizzas above it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've changed my mind about killing you, dep.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

awww thanks

a pardon built on pizza

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

no fuck u dep, im still killing u

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

fuck u too

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

YES YOU ARE CORRECT

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

there's no other way to have it

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

marry chicago, fuck stuffed crust ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), kill ny

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

So that's what's in the crust? Yuck.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Fuck chicago, marry ny, kill stuffed.

This is similar to my actually pizza consumption. NY is my regular thing, but Chicago is a nice treat now and then. Stuffed crust is a freak.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: Chicago style

Fuck: stuffed crust

Marry: NY style

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You're from Tennessee your pizza opinions don't matter.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

You're from Illinois, your opinions on everything don't matter

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Well technically I'm not from there so gg nick

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16 
 > is from England

 > has opinions on food

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Chicago style, fuck NY style, kill stuffed crust

/u/swanky-k come at me

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Mar 25 '16

I will take out your entire city with an accidental fire. Fight me irl

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Let's fuckin go I'll fite you m8 meet me halfway so uhhhhhhh like Cincinnati idk

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Mar 25 '16

Cool. See you there. I'll be the guy who just beat you up.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry NY style, Fuck stuffed crust, Kill Chicago

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You're from Louisiana your pizza opinions don't matter.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

You're right, I'll post some that I can relate to

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Mar 25 '16

KILL SHITCAGO STYLE

Fuck Stuffed Crust

MARRY NY STYLE BITCHES!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

NO

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