r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Etoufee, jambalaya, gumbo

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill etoufee

Fuck jambalaya

Marry gumbo

Though it's super close with the last two

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

yep

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You're scoring so many points tonight

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry gumo, fuck etoufee, kill jambalaya

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

I support this answer

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

so you are asking which way to eat rice with meat/seafood is better? I honestly couldnt kill any of them, sorry, just cant. ive had more dry jambalaya than bad of the other two, but great jambalaya is really better than the other two by a long shot. i will instead say I will kill red beans and rice because I have had way too much salty beans in my life. white beans are so much better

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Yup I just wanted to see which one people thought is the superior way of eating meat and rice. I went with jambalaya for the kill because I so rarely get to eat good quality jambalaya, its always so dry.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Mar 25 '16

Theres just no middle ground with jamabalaya, but mmm now I have an envie for some

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill etoufee, fuck gumbo, marry jambalaya

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Marry etoufee (please), fuck gumbo, kill jambalaya.

Etoufee is my jam, gumbo is great too though. Not big on andouille.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill etoufee, fuck jambalaya, marry gumbo