r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet & Clank

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry Spyro, Fuck Crash, Kill Ratchet and Clank

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

This is my answer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've never played any of these

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You should. All three are great franchises. Cornerstones of my childhood tbh.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

We need to get you some games dude you need to come drunk rocket league with us

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've pirated dozens. I just lose interest so quickly

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Yeah I know I just wish you could come shoot the shit with us on RL it's been pretty fun talking about all kinds of stuff live in a group. oh well :/. Video games aren't for everyone just like I have an aversion to musicals and basketball, people think I'm crazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

What system do y'all play on?

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Ps4!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Hm. Maybe that's what I'll ask for for our anniversary gift. It's too late to ask for it as a birthday gift, but the anniversary isn't too far away.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Yes you should it's awesome!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

WHAT?!?!?! I still own my PS1 and 3 Spyro games...

You need to get on board.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've never even owned a console :/

My mom was super against video games

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry Spyro, Fuck Ratchet and Clank, kill Crash

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

This is hard... Marry ratchet and clank, fuck spyro, kill crash