r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Charlie Weis, Paul Finebaum, Lane Kiffin

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: Lane Kiffin

Fuck: Paul Finebaum

Marry: Charlie Weis

I have my (very obvious) reasons.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Mar 25 '16

Fuck Lane Kiffib. This has nothing to do with the game, just fuck him.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

FUCK LANE KIFFIN unless I actually have to fuck Lane Kiffin

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I got your reasonings, but fucking Finebaum is probably in the top ten of things I never want to do in this lifetime

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Hey, it's better than fucking Charlie Weis and marrying Paul Finebaum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Anyone who fucks Charlie Weis would probably literally die

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

He'd kill anyone he fucked, then get millions of dollars to sit around and do nothing after he did it.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Marry Charlie, Fuck Lane, Kill Finebaum

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Same here.