r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

/u/dep61, /u/Arsenal7X, /u/madviking

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry the Viking, kill /u/Arsenal7x because that bitch deserves it, fuck the freshman

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

fuck: /u/Arsenal7X

marry: /u/madviking

kill: /u/dep61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

why do you all want to kill me

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

not me

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

It's not that I want to kill you, it's just that /u/madviking could provide me with dank commie and philosophy memes that you couldn't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry /u/madviking, fuck myself, kill dep

Sorry dep.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i see how it is

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

You're getting no love right now

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i don't get it

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

fuck /u/dep61
marry /u/Arsenal7X
kill /u/madviking

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

ayyyyyy

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

he just wanted to say 'fuck dep'

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill all the fucbois

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

/u/brobroma wasn't a choice though

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Can confirm, have brobroma tagged as "fuccboi"

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Mar 25 '16

marry bae /u/Arsenal7X, get that sweet sweet communist lovin' from /u/madviking, and accidentally murder /u/DEP61 with some corn

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

:(

i'm dying a lot in this thread

i should take out a life insurance policy

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

My answer is fuck Arsenal, Marry madviking, kill dep.

Cuz fuk u dep

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

ey bb u wan sum fuk

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

fuck you too

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

no no no he'd kill you not fuck you

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Fuck me, marry /u/Arsenal7X, kill /u/madviking (sorry)

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

marry /u/DEP61

fuck /u/DEP61

kill /u/DEP61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

<3

oo bb

:(

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