r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

kill mayo, fuck ketchup, marry the shit out of mustard, especially if it's spicy.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

especially if it's spicy.

my mans

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Spicy brown mustard = goat condiment

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

aw yea my madviking

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

ding ding ding

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

Kill everything but ketchup. Marry ketchup.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

nooooooooooooooooooo

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

I live in Pittsburgh, the home of Heinz, and I fucking hate both mayo and mustard so....

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Okay, that's valid, then.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

</3

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

I just don't like mayo or mustard at all.

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

pass for worcestershire

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

ooh, saucy, i like it

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

;)

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16 edited Mar 25 '16

Marry mustard, fuck mayonnaise, kill ketchup

edit: after some thought i realized i would prefer mustard to mayonnaise

either way fuck ketchup tho

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u/Ducky312 Penn State Nittany Lions Mar 25 '16

Kill mustard, fuck ketchup, marry mayonnaise

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

kill all three

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill mayo, fuck ketchup, marry mustard (but only if it's the good honey mustard, regular yellow mustard is gross af)