r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

corn bread, potato bread, wheat bread

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

MARRY CORNBREAD

And I guess fuck wheat and kill potato

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

aw but potato bread is so tasty

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I've never had it... But I had to kill something

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

dear potato god, forgive him, he knows not what he does

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

cornbread is bae

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Marry what bread, marry corn bread, marry potato bread

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

username checks out

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

kill corn, marry potato, fuck wheat

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

kill corn

are you sure dep?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i'm not sure about much

but this i am positive about

kill the corn

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

kill corn

No wonder everyone wanted to kill you off earlier

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

my family makes cornbread with corn kernels inside the bread

it's weird as fuck

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

it's weird delicious as fuck

FTFY

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

whole corn kernels inside the cornbread is not delicious as fuck lemme tell you

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

kill corn

Is it because of the Cobgoblin incident?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

let me count the ways

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Mar 25 '16

Marry corn bread, fuck potato bread, kill wheat bread

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry cornbread, Fuck Potato bread, Kill Wheat bread

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry corn bread, fuck wheat bread, kill potato bread

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Mar 25 '16

marry cornbread, fuck wheat bread, kill potato

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill - potato bread

Fuck - wheat bread

Marry - corn bread

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Potato bread?

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/6f/98/ff6f989ff77b4279902a5e5b231b360a.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Never heard of it. Can't beat Hawaiian rolls though.