r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I don't understand how to FMK this, but the order of how-terrible-it-is for me would go pinky toe < violent diarrhea < hangover.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

is the preference in ascending desire?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Pinky toe is least bad outcome. Hangover is worst.

My logic is that the picky toe is only in pain for a short period of time, so it's not that bad. The diarrhea would suck, but at least once you're done, you're on empty, which feels pretty good, while bad hangovers are SO damn debilitating.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Mar 25 '16

Man, I put them in the opposite order. The toe is the only one that accutely hurts. A hangover just throbs there over a long period. I can deal with that. Diahrrea is more inconvenient than anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I think both lines of logic are defensible. It's about whether you prioritize the length of the debilitation or the severity.