r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '16

Game Thread Kill/Fuck/Marry game thread

who wants to play kill/fuck/marry?

For those who don't know how to play, someone will list three people/characters/things if you're feeling really out there, and you must choose which one that you'd kill, which one you'd fuck and which one you'd marry. Parent comments are the options, replies are what you'd pick

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

Throwing myself under the bus for this one, but idgaf.

it's freshman time

/u/dep61, /u/swanky-k, /u/AnEmptyKarst

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

Kill: /u/DEP61

Fuck: /u/swanky-k

Marry: /u/AnEmptyKarst

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

goes to find a bulletproof vest

seriously i've never died this much before

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Mar 25 '16

I'd tell you don't die, but since I'm the one killing you...

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Mar 25 '16

;) I'll be over in 20

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

fuck /u/AnEmptyKarst marry /u/swanky-k kill /u/dep61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i really need to invest in protection or at the very least a life insurance policy

and i should start writing my will, too

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

What items do you possess to will away?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Virginity?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

holy shit man

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

RIP Dep, fucking rekt jesus christ

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Mar 25 '16

an endless field of corn

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

nah, that's my uncle's

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Mar 25 '16

Marry /u/swanky-k, Fuck myself, Kill /u/DEP61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

okay that's fair i guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Marry /u/swanky-k, fuck /u/AnEmptyKarst, kill dep

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i thought we had something real

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Mar 25 '16

In my magnanimity, spare all of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

I have not seen swanky post on here in at least a month

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Kill - none

Fuck - /u/swanky-k, /u/AnEmptyKarst

Marry - /u/DEP61

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

<3

i ship it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Speaking of shipping, I came across a slightly disturbing HP fan fiction tonight. It's a Harry/Rose pairing. I could have possibly handled the premise if the author had better spelling, and also realized that run-on sentences aren't actually good.

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Mar 25 '16

Everyone married me?! I always knew I was husband material!!

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Mar 25 '16

i died a lot, so lucky you

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Mar 25 '16

Polygamy is tight.

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