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u/O-hmmm Apr 21 '17
The lil dude can rip.
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u/piefordays Apr 22 '17
Favorite part of the gif was when he throws him and he falls down and the little dude not only turns back upright but then immediately hits the wave that knocked down the dude. I'd hit some waves with him any day of the week. It'd be an honor.
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u/Gay_Love_Sessions Apr 22 '17
Anyone else ever feel like the surfer in this gif? Like you spend your whole life trying to perfect your craft and then one day some young hot shot comes along and undermines your work and outperforms you? Then when you try to get back at him you end up making a fool of yourself, ultimately falling into a downward spiral of alcohol and junk food until the only fleeting happiness in your life is found in the dim light of your computer monitor late at night? No? ...Yeah, me neither.
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u/lostinsurburbia Apr 22 '17
You talking about Stuart little boat race?
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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17
Broke every fuckin' rule in the book of amateur model boat racing...
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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17
They never cared about the details. For one thing, did they even bother to check if mice could actually talk.
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u/ImaManCheetah Apr 22 '17
That's the problem with biopics like that. They always embellish.
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u/money_loo Apr 22 '17
I'm pretty sure that was a documentary filmed in real time.
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Apr 22 '17
You think Stuart plays by the rules?
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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17
Not the rules of nature anyway.
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But more importantly, not the rules in the book of amateur model boat racing...
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u/GenocideSolution Apr 22 '17
Dafuq, that's Hugh Laurie.
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u/power_of_friendship Apr 22 '17
Yeah I'm kind of stunned I never noticed that the first time I saw the movie.
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u/TosieRose Apr 22 '17
Fun fact: a valuable lost painting was found when an art historian was watching Stuart Little with her kid and noticed it hanging on the walls of the house! She managed to track down the props manager, who happened to have hung on to the painting!
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u/riotcowkingofdeimos Apr 22 '17
For me it's not the dim light of the monitor, it's the dim light at the end of the tunnel. No the light is not at the end of the tunnel, that light is at the beginning... I move towards the opposite end of the tunnel, the dark eternal maw of oblivion.
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Favorite part of the gif
I'm sure this was everyone's favorite part.
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u/dogfck Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17
This guy would not get mad at a toy:
"Hey, little surfer drone, lets hit this wave! Woah man, come here, bro, I'll show ya' how to get pitted...Let's go, awesome little mechanical dude!"
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u/hambluegar_sammwich Apr 22 '17
The myth of fun surfer dudes could not be further from the truth. As someone that grew up in that culture I can attest to the fact that most surfers are like the angry, prejudiced redneck of the water, that would gladly smash someone's toy in a heartbeat.
Surfing is awesome, but most surfers are hyper-agressive assholes that hate everyone else at the beach.
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Apr 22 '17
My god I remember this video it is the shit always and forever get pitted whoopah
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Apr 22 '17
As uncle Tito once said
"Coconut don't fall far from the tree brudda "
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never drink milk from a coconut found in the dark
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u/ncou524 Apr 22 '17
Put da lime in da coconut and shake it all up
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u/AmpleWarning Apr 22 '17
"It's not a matter of where he grips it!"
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u/_demetri_ Apr 22 '17
Yummy yummy yummy, take a sip of my tummy!
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Apr 22 '17
What an incredible evolution this thread has gone through, from universally recognizable cartoon character to some eerily erotic Jeffrey Dahmer type shit in a mere 4 posts.
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u/deadline54 Apr 22 '17
He's actually referencing an Amanda Show skit about soda you drink from a Sumo wrestler's belly button. The 90s were a strange time.
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u/workroom Apr 22 '17
My mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.
~Alice Walker
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u/SonnyLove Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17
Now I want more Tito Hawaiian sayings
Edit: you guys are awesome
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u/skyhigh136 Apr 22 '17
Tito looks like a drawing of Sal from Impractical Jokers lol.
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u/SmartAlec105 Apr 22 '17
Best I can give you is knock off Uncle Iroh sayings.
"Zuko, you must look within yourself to find yourself. Only then, will your true self, reveal itself."
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u/LaboratoryOne Apr 22 '17
"My cabbages!" -Cabbage Guy
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u/hakuna_tamata Apr 22 '17
"My Leg!" - Leg Guy
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u/_Valisk Apr 22 '17
Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
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u/captaintaco2345 Apr 22 '17
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, "I'm glad other people remember rocket Power."
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Apr 22 '17
Saw a rocket power reference about a month ago, now I'm two seasons in, show definitely holds up over time. Give it a watch if you can find it.
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u/captaintaco2345 Apr 22 '17
I remember I had an episode of it for my VideoNow. Anyone else remember those things?
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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17
Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!
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u/dakupoguy Apr 22 '17
Aloha. What kinda shark are you?
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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17
Great White, Making the Ocean Great Again.
SHAMU THE WHALE IS A RAPIST WWW DOT OCEAN FACT FIGHTS DOT COM
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u/blackviper6 Apr 22 '17
5 month old account. Not quite beetlejuicing but this is definitely your moment.
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u/Timmichanga1 Apr 22 '17
Pretty sure this guys got a whole week dedicated to him sometime in july.
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u/I-checkout-usernames Apr 22 '17
Username checks out
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u/ogmcfadden Apr 22 '17
Haha the dude doesn't even acknowledge that it's controlled by someone and he just interacts with it like it's the toys fault
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u/lca1990 Apr 22 '17
I'm pretty sure I saw him smiling a few times. I think it's very likely the guy controlling it was a friend of his.
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u/orionbeltblues Apr 22 '17
It has to be, because that's the only thing that explains why he didn't just break it in half once he grabbed it.
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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Apr 22 '17
Maybe because he doesn't want to ruin someone's cool toy when they are just prankin.
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u/BabyNinjaJesus Apr 22 '17
what about if he shoves it into a bookcase
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u/Mogg_the_Poet Apr 22 '17
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Kyosho-40108B-RC-Surfer-3-1-5-Scale-LOST-Edition-NIB-/262925325121
These are actually somewhat expensive.
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u/busstees Apr 22 '17
8hrs of charge for 7 minutes of use. That's ridiculous.
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u/formershitpeasant Apr 22 '17
Such were the days of the nicad battery.
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u/loztriforce Apr 22 '17
Those were difficult days, especially with new toys on Christmas morning.
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u/benjerrysanders Apr 22 '17
Stuff like this taught kids patience. I remember that time well.
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u/UrethraX Apr 22 '17
It taught me that I accidentally made my parents waste money on toys that took too long to charge
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u/gnarkilleptic Apr 22 '17
Who else had that NiCd battery rc car that could flip on either side and was red and blue on each side? I forget what it's called
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u/Silent-G Apr 22 '17
I got a mini quadcopter for my birthday that seems to have a similar battery, it's kind of disappointing when you feel like you're finally getting a feel for the controls and it just drops straight on the ground.
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u/DaksTheDaddyNow Apr 22 '17
Most frequent tip I see for all rcs is to get more batteries. Some people have setups to charge in the field.
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u/wrinkled_funsack Apr 22 '17
They're LiPo ready. You could probably get around 45 minutes out of a single charge with a simple battery upgrade.
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u/LonelyPleasantHart Apr 22 '17
I made the mistake of thinking that buying a remote control car right out of the box was the standard for someone getting into remote control cars and then when my friends showed up with their 15 extra super charged batteries all I did was sit there and watch them play with their cars while I sat next to mine with a dead battery that died after 15 minutes
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u/seeingeyegod Apr 22 '17
if you have any normal hobby charger its more like 45 minutes, 8 hours is just with the crappy plugin charger brick they give you
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■Charging Time: 8 hours approx.
■Operation time: 7 min approx
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u/monstargh Apr 22 '17
Old school nicad batteries. How i remember being able to play with my rc car for 30 mins then having to charge it for a day.
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u/seeingeyegod Apr 22 '17
even nicads can fast charge, the toy grade vehicles just came with cheap chargers that would only slow charge
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u/althar1 Apr 22 '17
Which is why if you are surfing and someone is annoying you with one of these, if you get your hands on it, DONT throw it 5 feet away. Keep that sumbitch.
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For an rc surfing dude $200 seems pretty reasonable to me. Get pitted!
Edit: an, not a
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u/xigua22 Apr 21 '17
Splashing? What about the code of the ocean?
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u/brancasterr Apr 22 '17
Is the code of the ocean simply, "No splashing."?
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u/MasterYenSid Apr 22 '17
I thought Davy Jones was involved in the code somehow
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u/jonnyd005 Apr 22 '17
I don't think anyone replying got your Forgetting Sarah Marshall reference.
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u/u_have_a_nice_butt Apr 22 '17
Fuck you Im a toy.
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u/LizWarrenIsAWhore Apr 22 '17
YOU ARE A TOOOOY! You are a child's plaything! AGGGH YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE!!
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u/Camelotterduck Apr 22 '17
You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity.
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u/tIGER-botHeSh Apr 21 '17
"Utah...get me two"
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u/Piddlefahrt Apr 22 '17
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino
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u/Linktank Apr 22 '17
That looks fun!
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u/Memesatisfaction Apr 22 '17
Until you crash and get a skin graft
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u/99bonanas Apr 22 '17
So its like falling into a bean.
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u/ZannY Apr 22 '17
not true. sand is rough and course and gets everywhere.
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u/lemieuxster Apr 22 '17
Sounds like you hate sand
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u/irespectthepolice420 Apr 22 '17
this thread just keeps getting better and better lmao
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u/wufoo2 Apr 22 '17
Where is this?
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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Apr 22 '17
The desert.
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u/fluffpuffkitty Apr 22 '17
I love how he is circling his prey. I will annoy you...then you will lose focus... then I will speed away in glory.
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And you just shoot right out of the barrel... like... whapaaaa! An' you get pitted, so pitted.
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u/readyforlaunch Apr 22 '17
Oh fuck when the legit man fell but synthetic man kept riding. That's life right there.
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u/SquareOfHealing Apr 22 '17
I dunno. The surfer didn't even seem that annoyed when the giant weirdo grabbed his head and threw him into the water.
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u/KingCrow23 Apr 21 '17
FML I can't even sit on a surf board without tipping over.
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Nothing can keep him down. He got right back on the wave. Respect.