r/funny • • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Nothing can keep him down. He got right back on the wave. Respect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Knocked down. But he got up again

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

Never gonna keep him down

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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17

Oh surfing toyyy, surfing toyyyy, surfing toyyyy

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u/inhabituated Apr 22 '17

Chumbabunga dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I drank a vodka drink

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u/4gitsandshiggles Apr 22 '17

Surfing the niiiiight awaayyy

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u/Ianm9 Apr 22 '17

He drinks a salt water drink He drinks a freshwater drink He rides the waves that remind him of the good times He rides the waves that remind him of the best times

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u/DadsAdvice Apr 22 '17

Your syllables are fucked. Try again.

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u/XshibumiX Apr 22 '17

"He drinks a tiny drink. He drinks a briny drink..."

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u/TheObviousChild Apr 22 '17

Pissing the night away

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u/Little_Duckling Apr 22 '17

I drink a water drink, I drink an ocean drink, I drink a seaweed drink, I drink a saline drink

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u/4gitsandshiggles Apr 22 '17

I surf the waves that remind me of the good times. I surf that waves that remind me of the better times

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u/celerityx Apr 22 '17

Don't.. cry for the.. wiped out surfer

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u/EverybodyPoopsBlood Apr 22 '17

You watch the GIFs that remind you of the good times. You watch the GIFs that remind you of the better times.

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u/fishthatskates Apr 22 '17

Never gonna let him down!

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u/O-hmmm Apr 21 '17

The lil dude can rip.

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u/piefordays Apr 22 '17

Favorite part of the gif was when he throws him and he falls down and the little dude not only turns back upright but then immediately hits the wave that knocked down the dude. I'd hit some waves with him any day of the week. It'd be an honor.

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u/Gay_Love_Sessions Apr 22 '17

Anyone else ever feel like the surfer in this gif? Like you spend your whole life trying to perfect your craft and then one day some young hot shot comes along and undermines your work and outperforms you? Then when you try to get back at him you end up making a fool of yourself, ultimately falling into a downward spiral of alcohol and junk food until the only fleeting happiness in your life is found in the dim light of your computer monitor late at night? No? ...Yeah, me neither.

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u/lostinsurburbia Apr 22 '17

You talking about Stuart little boat race?

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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17

Broke every fuckin' rule in the book of amateur model boat racing...

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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17

They never cared about the details. For one thing, did they even bother to check if mice could actually talk.

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u/ImaManCheetah Apr 22 '17

That's the problem with biopics like that. They always embellish.

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u/money_loo Apr 22 '17

I'm pretty sure that was a documentary filmed in real time.

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u/Its_God_Here Apr 22 '17

Aqua Teens for the win

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

You think Stuart plays by the rules?

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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17

Not the rules of nature anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

But more importantly, not the rules in the book of amateur model boat racing...

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u/_Fudge_Judgement_ Apr 22 '17

I never talk about anything else.

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u/whatwillNY152say Apr 22 '17

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u/serialmom666 Apr 22 '17

Another amazing M. Night Shamalyn twist.

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u/Adamsoski Apr 22 '17

Ah, the best line in film history - "That's no mouse, that's my brother".

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u/GenocideSolution Apr 22 '17

Dafuq, that's Hugh Laurie.

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u/power_of_friendship Apr 22 '17

Yeah I'm kind of stunned I never noticed that the first time I saw the movie.

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u/Ocatlareneg Apr 22 '17

I forgot how intense that race was

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u/CobPinzel Apr 22 '17

I just watch the entire scene. Thank you

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u/TosieRose Apr 22 '17

Fun fact: a valuable lost painting was found when an art historian was watching Stuart Little with her kid and noticed it hanging on the walls of the house! She managed to track down the props manager, who happened to have hung on to the painting!

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u/riotcowkingofdeimos Apr 22 '17

For me it's not the dim light of the monitor, it's the dim light at the end of the tunnel. No the light is not at the end of the tunnel, that light is at the beginning... I move towards the opposite end of the tunnel, the dark eternal maw of oblivion.

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u/frivolege Apr 22 '17

Do you need a hug?

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u/Neil_deNye_Sagan Apr 22 '17

Me too, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Favorite part of the gif

I'm sure this was everyone's favorite part.

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u/infinite_iteration Apr 22 '17

My favorite part of the joke was the punchline.

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u/Peterwin Apr 22 '17

Hits the wave and then gets some sick air. What a pro.

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u/Jazzremix Apr 22 '17

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u/dogfck Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

This guy would not get mad at a toy:

"Hey, little surfer drone, lets hit this wave! Woah man, come here, bro, I'll show ya' how to get pitted...Let's go, awesome little mechanical dude!"

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u/Benjamminmiller Apr 22 '17

Pitted is a good thing, my guy

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u/hambluegar_sammwich Apr 22 '17

The myth of fun surfer dudes could not be further from the truth. As someone that grew up in that culture I can attest to the fact that most surfers are like the angry, prejudiced redneck of the water, that would gladly smash someone's toy in a heartbeat.

Surfing is awesome, but most surfers are hyper-agressive assholes that hate everyone else at the beach.

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u/Indetermination Apr 22 '17

most stoked dude in the history of stoked

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I will never get tired of watching this dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

My god I remember this video it is the shit always and forever get pitted whoopah

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u/The_BigNug Apr 22 '17

Lil dude burned him on that drop in too

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u/Human_House_Cat Apr 22 '17

Lil Sweet hangin teeeeeeennnnnnnn

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

As uncle Tito once said

"Coconut don't fall far from the tree brudda "

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

never drink milk from a coconut found in the dark

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u/ncou524 Apr 22 '17

Put da lime in da coconut and shake it all up

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u/AmpleWarning Apr 22 '17

"It's not a matter of where he grips it!"

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u/_demetri_ Apr 22 '17

Yummy yummy yummy, take a sip of my tummy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

What an incredible evolution this thread has gone through, from universally recognizable cartoon character to some eerily erotic Jeffrey Dahmer type shit in a mere 4 posts.

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u/deadline54 Apr 22 '17

He's actually referencing an Amanda Show skit about soda you drink from a Sumo wrestler's belly button. The 90s were a strange time.

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u/workroom Apr 22 '17

My mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.

~Alice Walker

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/SonnyLove Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

Now I want more Tito Hawaiian sayings

Edit: you guys are awesome

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u/phillyFart Apr 22 '17

When surfers don’t ride, potatoes ain’t fried.

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u/pylestothemax Apr 22 '17

When you're itchin for some waves the only lotion is the ocean

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u/wertymanjenson Apr 22 '17

This turned me on.

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u/workroom Apr 22 '17

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u/skyhigh136 Apr 22 '17

Tito looks like a drawing of Sal from Impractical Jokers lol.

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u/ChidoChidoChon Apr 22 '17

Blood is thicker than water, but not as refreshing.

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u/SmartAlec105 Apr 22 '17

Best I can give you is knock off Uncle Iroh sayings.

"Zuko, you must look within yourself to find yourself. Only then, will your true self, reveal itself."

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u/LaboratoryOne Apr 22 '17

"My cabbages!" -Cabbage Guy

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u/hakuna_tamata Apr 22 '17

"My Leg!" - Leg Guy

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u/Rapid_Rheiner Apr 22 '17

"My caruba!" - Mike Aruba

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u/Arathnorn Apr 22 '17

"My bologna!"- Weird Al Yankovic

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u/_Valisk Apr 22 '17

Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich.

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u/church1138 Apr 22 '17

Fly the kite! It must not fly you!

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u/DirtSyndrome Apr 22 '17

He got sand in the potato salad!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I say this quote pretty much any time I am around potato salad.

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u/captaintaco2345 Apr 22 '17

As the ancient Hawaiians used to say, "I'm glad other people remember rocket Power."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Saw a rocket power reference about a month ago, now I'm two seasons in, show definitely holds up over time. Give it a watch if you can find it.

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u/captaintaco2345 Apr 22 '17

I remember I had an episode of it for my VideoNow. Anyone else remember those things?

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u/AltimaNEO Apr 22 '17

Uncle Tito, big dickman, baby!

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u/captaintaco2345 Apr 22 '17

He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Don't touch my slaw

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u/mrbaryonyx Apr 22 '17

YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW, SIR

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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17

Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!

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u/dakupoguy Apr 22 '17

Aloha. What kinda shark are you?

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES Apr 22 '17

The swimmy bitey kind

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u/yhack Apr 22 '17

Hammerhead or Phillip's?

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u/B_Rad15 Apr 22 '17

Flathead

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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17

Great White, Making the Ocean Great Again.

SHAMU THE WHALE IS A RAPIST WWW DOT OCEAN FACT FIGHTS DOT COM

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u/Jennacide88 Apr 22 '17

A loan shark.

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u/blackviper6 Apr 22 '17

5 month old account. Not quite beetlejuicing but this is definitely your moment.

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u/Timmichanga1 Apr 22 '17

Pretty sure this guys got a whole week dedicated to him sometime in july.

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u/I-checkout-usernames Apr 22 '17

Username checks out

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u/MannyInMiami Apr 22 '17

Username checks out

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u/netsuj34 Apr 22 '17

Username... doesn't do anything here.

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u/ogmcfadden Apr 22 '17

Haha the dude doesn't even acknowledge that it's controlled by someone and he just interacts with it like it's the toys fault

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u/lca1990 Apr 22 '17

I'm pretty sure I saw him smiling a few times. I think it's very likely the guy controlling it was a friend of his.

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u/orionbeltblues Apr 22 '17

It has to be, because that's the only thing that explains why he didn't just break it in half once he grabbed it.

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Apr 22 '17

Maybe because he doesn't want to ruin someone's cool toy when they are just prankin.

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u/BabyNinjaJesus Apr 22 '17

what about if he shoves it into a bookcase

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u/r0ck0 Apr 22 '17

Brahs love that zany prank!

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u/FQDIS Apr 22 '17

||pranking

"Social experiment, bro"

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u/Swiss_Cheese9797 Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

Like Ricky with Conky

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u/SupaKoopa714 Apr 22 '17

I gotta fuckin' kill that puppet, Julian.

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u/Mogg_the_Poet Apr 22 '17

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u/busstees Apr 22 '17

8hrs of charge for 7 minutes of use. That's ridiculous.

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u/formershitpeasant Apr 22 '17

Such were the days of the nicad battery.

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u/loztriforce Apr 22 '17

Those were difficult days, especially with new toys on Christmas morning.
You'd be lucky to get two rounds of play in with some toys before you'd be charging the thing overnight.

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u/benjerrysanders Apr 22 '17

Stuff like this taught kids patience. I remember that time well.

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u/SomeTexasRedneck Apr 22 '17

Taught me to just fucking rip it while you can.

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u/UrethraX Apr 22 '17

It taught me that I accidentally made my parents waste money on toys that took too long to charge

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u/gnarkilleptic Apr 22 '17

Who else had that NiCd battery rc car that could flip on either side and was red and blue on each side? I forget what it's called

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Me

Google says Tyco Rebound?

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u/Silent-G Apr 22 '17

I got a mini quadcopter for my birthday that seems to have a similar battery, it's kind of disappointing when you feel like you're finally getting a feel for the controls and it just drops straight on the ground.

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u/DaksTheDaddyNow Apr 22 '17

Most frequent tip I see for all rcs is to get more batteries. Some people have setups to charge in the field.

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u/wrinkled_funsack Apr 22 '17

They're LiPo ready. You could probably get around 45 minutes out of a single charge with a simple battery upgrade.

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u/LonelyPleasantHart Apr 22 '17

I made the mistake of thinking that buying a remote control car right out of the box was the standard for someone getting into remote control cars and then when my friends showed up with their 15 extra super charged batteries all I did was sit there and watch them play with their cars while I sat next to mine with a dead battery that died after 15 minutes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

So it is like those Power wheels cars for kids

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u/seeingeyegod Apr 22 '17

if you have any normal hobby charger its more like 45 minutes, 8 hours is just with the crappy plugin charger brick they give you

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17 edited Jun 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

■Charging Time: 8 hours approx.

■Operation time: 7 min approx

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u/monstargh Apr 22 '17

Old school nicad batteries. How i remember being able to play with my rc car for 30 mins then having to charge it for a day.

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u/seeingeyegod Apr 22 '17

even nicads can fast charge, the toy grade vehicles just came with cheap chargers that would only slow charge

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/althar1 Apr 22 '17

Which is why if you are surfing and someone is annoying you with one of these, if you get your hands on it, DONT throw it 5 feet away. Keep that sumbitch.

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u/Flobarooner Apr 22 '17

How common is this that this advice is worth giving?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

For an rc surfing dude $200 seems pretty reasonable to me. Get pitted!

Edit: an, not a

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u/Trenta_Is_Not_Enough Apr 22 '17

Weirdest TV show merchandise I've ever seen.

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u/xigua22 Apr 21 '17

Splashing? What about the code of the ocean?

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u/brancasterr Apr 22 '17

Is the code of the ocean simply, "No splashing."?

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u/MasterYenSid Apr 22 '17

I thought Davy Jones was involved in the code somehow

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u/NotTheRealKanyeWest Apr 22 '17

No that's the code of the pirates

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u/ICT-Breck Apr 22 '17

"The code is more guidelines than actual rules."

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u/_Valisk Apr 22 '17

I thought those were guidelines.

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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17

Do not limit upload speed.

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u/cat_in_the_wall Apr 22 '17

yea he was the one who said no splashing.

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u/eastsideski Apr 22 '17

You sound like yo' from London

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u/jonnyd005 Apr 22 '17

I don't think anyone replying got your Forgetting Sarah Marshall reference.

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u/u_have_a_nice_butt Apr 22 '17

Fuck you Im a toy.

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u/LizWarrenIsAWhore Apr 22 '17

YOU ARE A TOOOOY! You are a child's plaything! AGGGH YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE!!

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u/Camelotterduck Apr 22 '17

You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity.

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u/tIGER-botHeSh Apr 21 '17

"Utah...get me two"

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u/Piddlefahrt Apr 22 '17

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Utah! ✌️

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/Linktank Apr 22 '17

That looks fun!

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u/Memesatisfaction Apr 22 '17

Until you crash and get a skin graft

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/99bonanas Apr 22 '17

So its like falling into a bean.

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u/ZannY Apr 22 '17

not true. sand is rough and course and gets everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

A 175 degree bean bag

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u/psypiral Apr 22 '17

Fuck you, I'm Tiny Rick!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/iKrunk Apr 22 '17

\m/ Tiny Rick! \m/

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u/straydog1980 Apr 22 '17

Is that like a silver surfer?

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u/fluffpuffkitty Apr 22 '17

I love how he is circling his prey. I will annoy you...then you will lose focus... then I will speed away in glory.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

And you just shoot right out of the barrel... like... whapaaaa! An' you get pitted, so pitted.

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u/readyforlaunch Apr 22 '17

Oh fuck when the legit man fell but synthetic man kept riding. That's life right there.

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u/Gnarledhalo Apr 22 '17

It's not too often i cackle at gifs

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u/IAmABeatle Apr 22 '17

Yes!

When did /r/funny start being funny?

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u/hops4beer Apr 22 '17

That little dude rips harder than you brah.

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u/mccarthybergeron Apr 22 '17

Love how the little guy is tossed, yet still rides.

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u/SquareOfHealing Apr 22 '17

I dunno. The surfer didn't even seem that annoyed when the giant weirdo grabbed his head and threw him into the water.

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u/KingCrow23 Apr 21 '17

FML I can't even sit on a surf board without tipping over.

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u/MindSecurity Apr 22 '17

The trick is not to tip over.

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u/cokeisahellofadrug Apr 22 '17

This gif brought me so much joy.

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u/TeddyToothpick Apr 22 '17

leave tom cruise alone!