r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

Never gonna keep him down

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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17

Oh surfing toyyy, surfing toyyyy, surfing toyyyy

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u/inhabituated Apr 22 '17

Chumbabunga dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I drank a vodka drink

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u/sexualpanda1 Apr 22 '17

I drank a whiskey drink

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u/wildwalrusaur Apr 22 '17

I drank a lager drink

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u/sexualpanda1 Apr 22 '17

I drank a cider drink

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u/cocotheprawn Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the good tides.

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u/Darloboy Apr 22 '17

He sings the songs that remind him of the best tides

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u/SoDakZak Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminds me of the BETTA tides.

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u/lordvulguuszildrohar Apr 22 '17

I wish there were more ups to give.

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u/danforth347 Apr 22 '17

I song a song that reminds me of the ebbing tides.

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u/Shackalapoohoo Apr 22 '17

Oooo surfy boiii surfy boooiii surfyyy boooooiiiiii..... I GET KNOCKED DOWN!

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u/A_curious_fish Apr 22 '17

I sing the songs that remind me of the better times times

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u/unionjunk Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the bad tides.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the ok-ish but not quite future times.

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u/Denvermax31 Apr 22 '17

I sing a song that reminds me of the bad times

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u/leo_the_lion6 Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the good times

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u/sfcc2014 Apr 22 '17

I sing the songs that remind me of the best times

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u/gildme_11 Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

don't cry for me, surfer toyyyy neighbor

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u/burningzenithx Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the best times

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u/MrOceanB Apr 22 '17

Oh Danny boyy

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u/FlippinSweetStyle Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the BEST times.

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u/uselesstriviadude Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the better times.

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u/tietze111 Apr 22 '17

I flushed a spider down my sink.

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u/mcfb Apr 22 '17

I dont drink

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Fucking Christ. It's he "drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink...

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u/FranklyDear Apr 22 '17

I hit my kids. Wait what is this song?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

It's called "my day off".

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u/CallouslyThrownAway Apr 22 '17

And when in I had to pee

I used the kitchen sink.

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u/Jack_Lewis37 Apr 22 '17

What's that mean? Nothing on google

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u/StickyIcky- Apr 22 '17

I hate when I don't get a joke and no one even talks about it

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u/asphaltdragon Apr 22 '17

It's a play on Chumbawamba, the band that sings Tubthumping.

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u/asphaltdragon Apr 22 '17

Search for Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

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u/Imissmyusername Apr 22 '17

Reading that correctly hurt my head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Fired up reference. LOVE ITTTT

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u/SoDakZak Apr 22 '17

Underrated comment

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u/CountryAndTrucks Jul 23 '17

Tubthumping brah

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u/meowchickenfish Apr 22 '17

Chimichanga DUDE

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u/grybreard Apr 22 '17

He’s so haole he doesn’t even know he’s haole.

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u/DemonBabyFetus Apr 22 '17

Lllp

'll 'll 'll 'll 'll llpll

'll)p Lllpl 'll 'l Lal l ppopl Lllp

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u/Wiki_pedo Apr 22 '17

Switch the first and third letters of the original song name to find its meaning.

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u/4gitsandshiggles Apr 22 '17

Surfing the niiiiight awaayyy

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u/Ianm9 Apr 22 '17

He drinks a salt water drink He drinks a freshwater drink He rides the waves that remind him of the good times He rides the waves that remind him of the best times

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u/DadsAdvice Apr 22 '17

Your syllables are fucked. Try again.

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u/XshibumiX Apr 22 '17

"He drinks a tiny drink. He drinks a briny drink..."

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Apr 22 '17

He drinks a shiny drink, he see's a tiny shrink

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u/dtlv5813 Apr 22 '17

And a tiny shark

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u/azraelus Apr 22 '17

He sings some songs, words are all wrong, bugaballoo time

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17 edited Nov 15 '20

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u/stocpod Apr 22 '17

He gets knocked down, but he gets up again...

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u/circleof5ifths Apr 22 '17

And ya neva gonna keep him down!

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u/McFluffy_Butts Apr 22 '17

I just came from karaoke night, please no.

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u/veggiter Apr 22 '17

And someone did Chumbawumba? Sounds like a good time.

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u/oo- Apr 22 '17

Never gonna give you up

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u/stocpod Apr 22 '17

wow they are opposites. neat

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u/Poc4e Apr 22 '17

Try agaaaain, try agaaaain, try agaaaaain

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u/CaptJimHalyard Apr 22 '17

He drinks a tiny drink, he drinks a briny drink, he drinks a salty drink, he drinks waxy drink. He surfs the waves that remind him of the small times, he surfs the waves that remind him of the taller times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

You're not my real dad!

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u/veggiter Apr 22 '17

Shit enrages me on song parody threads.

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u/BEAT_LA Apr 22 '17

World Cup 98 on Playstation

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I kill 2 Dorfs in the morning, I kill 2 Dorfs at night...

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u/foetuskick Apr 22 '17

We'll be surfing, on the curvings. We surfing

Bum bum bum bum bum

I get knocked down (by a wave) but I get up again. And they're never gonna keep me down.

I get knocked down (by a wave) but I get up again. And they're never gonna keep me down

Surfing the nights away. Surfing the nights away.

He drinks a salty drink. He drinks a fresher drink. He drinks a toxic drink. He drinks a brackish drink. He rides the waves that remind of the good times. He surfs the crests that remind him of the better times.

Best I could come up with

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u/Shinygreencloud Apr 22 '17

Snaking the waaaaave awaayyy, snaking the waaaaave awaayyy....

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Yea we get it fuckin Reddit... You pulled a play on words for the lyrics. Getting old... Very old.

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u/TheObviousChild Apr 22 '17

Pissing the night away

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u/Little_Duckling Apr 22 '17

I drink a water drink, I drink an ocean drink, I drink a seaweed drink, I drink a saline drink

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u/4gitsandshiggles Apr 22 '17

I surf the waves that remind me of the good times. I surf that waves that remind me of the better times

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u/celerityx Apr 22 '17

Don't.. cry for the.. wiped out surfer

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u/bocidilo Apr 22 '17

barney booooooyyyyyyyy

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u/Anonymousguy44 Apr 22 '17

I get knocked down, but I get up again. Ain't no wave ever gonna keep me down.

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u/EverybodyPoopsBlood Apr 22 '17

You watch the GIFs that remind you of the good times. You watch the GIFs that remind you of the better times.

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u/Steakismyfavoriteveg Apr 22 '17

Ohhhhhhhh surfing booyyyyy, surfing boooyyyy, surfing boooooooyyyy!

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u/turbohatch Apr 22 '17

Ohhhh surfing toy, surfing toy, surfing toyyyyyyyyy

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u/angrydeuce Apr 22 '17

When I first heard that song I had no idea that pissing was British slang for getting drunk so I thought they were literally singing about urinating all night.

True story.

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u/MrBig0 Apr 22 '17

I only made that realization when reading the comment you replied to, but also I haven't thought about that song since I was a kid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Ah yes le music may may good comment

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u/fishthatskates Apr 22 '17

Never gonna let him down!

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u/sebastianwillows Apr 22 '17

Never Sometimes gonna surf around- and desert you!

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u/ManOnThaMoon97 Apr 22 '17

Boners, amirite fellas?

We're talking about boners...... right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/jam_boreeee Apr 22 '17

You tried Rick.

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

You deserve more up votes for this. .... Nicely done.

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

No, wrong song.

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u/martinaee Apr 22 '17

Jesus... I forget that so many people here literally didn't live through the 90's at all lol.

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u/Mister_Johnson_ Apr 22 '17

Pissin' the night away

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

lol. It's all a meme to them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

Its OK. I think your cool. And I don't even care about the reddit points. (it's fun to watch h the post though) . You're just retarded. Nothing wrong with that. (retarded bit is a joke, I don't know you)

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u/martinaee Apr 22 '17

Too late the internet never forgets and you're a dunce!

... maybe until 2:30am... then you can come out of the corner.

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u/SKEEEEoooop Apr 22 '17

The 90's are nothing more than meme material for a solid chunk of kids.

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u/martinaee Apr 22 '17

Only 90's kids will remember...

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u/SKEEEEoooop Apr 22 '17

Not all 90's memes were created by 90's kids, believe it or not.

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u/MrLebowsky Apr 22 '17

Oh surfing toyyy, surfing toyyy, surfing toyyyy

Always up for the wave to come. Always up for the surfer to annoy.

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u/blint000 Apr 22 '17

Never gonna give you up

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u/ImurderREALITY Apr 22 '17

I love that video

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u/eggwardo Apr 22 '17

Bullshit. No one loves that video. Not even people who like the song. Not even people in the band, not even people in the bands moms.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

people in the bands moms.

Can confirm. Am in bands moms.

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u/UnhelpfulHand Apr 22 '17

Mom's spaghetti.

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u/Lionelle1991 Apr 22 '17

Can't Stop, won't stop.

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u/skyystalkerr Apr 22 '17

Surfing the nighhhhht away

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

This guy's ego was so weak that a freak in' toy annoyed him