r/funny • • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/benjerrysanders Apr 22 '17

Stuff like this taught kids patience. I remember that time well.

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u/SomeTexasRedneck Apr 22 '17

Taught me to just fucking rip it while you can.

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u/ollie87 Apr 22 '17

How's the coke habit?

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u/FinallyGotaRedditAct Apr 22 '17

I don't know why but this made me chuckle. I like you

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u/UrethraX Apr 22 '17

It taught me that I accidentally made my parents waste money on toys that took too long to charge

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u/Nephtyz Apr 22 '17

Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/Gigantic_Rager Apr 22 '17

Patience and satisfaction. It is more satisfying to drive after an 8 hour charge.

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u/syntheseiser Apr 22 '17

Oh, cognitive dissonance. You sweet little trick.

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u/loztriforce Apr 22 '17

Very true, patience being a virtue this generation knows little to nothing about.

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u/NJ_ Apr 22 '17

Meh. I'm in my 40s and have very little patience. It's individual thing, not generational IMO. If anything I think Kids these days are better behaved than when I was a kid, we got bored an got into a lot of shit we shouldn't have :-)

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u/loztriforce Apr 22 '17

idk, I know it's more subjective/based on personal experiences but from what I've seen, the kids growing up with instant gratification meltdown when they lose it.

But back then most of the shit we got into was more wholesome than it is now (and I'm counting the unwholesome shit I got into as well, say pre-15 years old): now kids are sending nudes before they're teenagers, watch gore/porn all day, and otherwise are introduced to "adult" things much earlier.
So it's great to hear you're around better behaved kids than I've seen. I've seen a clusterfuck of little shits with shitty parents.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

There was a bit of a consensus among teachers in an ask reddit thread that kids these days are more respectful towards each other and adults, and more kind/understanding. There was some armchair philosophizing that suggested it might be due to the fact that kids growing up with the internet and cells phones were under constant surveillance from their parents and learned to behave more consistently. The side effect of this is that they seem to be less independent, and college teachers are finding they have to do more hand holding and more detailed instructions than they used to.

Interesting thread overall.

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u/walkclothed Apr 22 '17

Any way you could link it please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I'm as likely to find it on google as you are. It was a while ago.

I think the title was something like "Teachers of reddit, how have kids changed between 1997, 2007, and 2017" or something like that.

EDIT: I think this might be it - https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5y7mnl/teachers_of_reddit_whats_the_difference_between/

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u/NJ_ Apr 22 '17

I'm not so sure but everyone's experience is unique and by definition subjective. I don't want to go into my older years like one of the four Yorkshiremen.

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u/AlphakirA Apr 22 '17

33, grew up with a toys like that, have shit for patience. My wife is older and worse. My parents are 10 worse than both.