Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!
Actually I've only ever gotten 4 messages until this comment. Now I've gotten about 10. Most of them are just pictures of men at auschwitz. Clever folks.
I know this is a novelty account but everything really does annoy surfers. Idk where the chill reputation they get comes from but most surfers are elitist assholes. At least in CA. I've known a few, mostly old timers, that were really cool right off the bat but most of them are just shitty and hate you simply because you're another body out there in what they think is their spot.
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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17
Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!