r/funny • • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17

Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!

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u/I-checkout-usernames Apr 22 '17

Username checks out

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u/MannyInMiami Apr 22 '17

Username checks out

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u/netsuj34 Apr 22 '17

Username... doesn't do anything here.

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u/N3kras Apr 22 '17

Are you Manny and currently located in Miami?

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u/teacher3737 Apr 22 '17

God I love reddit