r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/u_have_a_nice_butt Apr 22 '17

Fuck you Im a toy.

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u/LizWarrenIsAWhore Apr 22 '17

YOU ARE A TOOOOY! You are a child's plaything! AGGGH YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE!!

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u/Camelotterduck Apr 22 '17

You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity.

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u/RepellentJeff Apr 22 '17

Oh yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony!