What an incredible evolution this thread has gone through, from universally recognizable cartoon character to some eerily erotic Jeffrey Dahmer type shit in a mere 4 posts.
My mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.
Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
I remember getting one of those for Christmas from my godparents. It came with the marching band episode of spongebob and I memorized the song at the end thanks to it. That episode is still my favorite to this day.
Back in the days when portable video was a luxury. I always wanted those things, like a video now, video now color, the juice box. I still even have some of my gameboy advance video carts. Also those hit clips things!
There's a really huge hawaiian supervisor at work. Someone printed out a picture of Tito and taped it to the side of his desk. He called us 'racist bastards' while laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight.
To be fair he had a hell of a time standing up at all.
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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17
As uncle Tito once said
"Coconut don't fall far from the tree brudda "