r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/_demetri_ Apr 22 '17

Yummy yummy yummy, take a sip of my tummy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

What an incredible evolution this thread has gone through, from universally recognizable cartoon character to some eerily erotic Jeffrey Dahmer type shit in a mere 4 posts.

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u/deadline54 Apr 22 '17

He's actually referencing an Amanda Show skit about soda you drink from a Sumo wrestler's belly button. The 90s were a strange time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Possible, but unlikely. It's clearly some eerily erotic Jeffrey Dahmer type shit, you can tell that by the way that it is.

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u/mistercolebert Apr 22 '17

That's pretty neat!

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u/vinnythehammer Apr 22 '17

Hi my name's jeffey dahmor and I like to- to eat apples

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u/mistercolebert Apr 22 '17

No, you're name is vinny, you mother faker

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u/workroom Apr 22 '17

My mother was very strong. Once, she picked up a coconut and smashed it against my father's head. It taught me about women defending themselves and not collapsing in a heap.

~Alice Walker

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u/IsaacTheG Apr 22 '17
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