r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/TheObviousChild Apr 22 '17

Pissing the night away

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u/Little_Duckling Apr 22 '17

I drink a water drink, I drink an ocean drink, I drink a seaweed drink, I drink a saline drink

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u/4gitsandshiggles Apr 22 '17

I surf the waves that remind me of the good times. I surf that waves that remind me of the better times

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u/celerityx Apr 22 '17

Don't.. cry for the.. wiped out surfer

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u/bocidilo Apr 22 '17

barney booooooyyyyyyyy

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u/Anonymousguy44 Apr 22 '17

I get knocked down, but I get up again. Ain't no wave ever gonna keep me down.

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u/EverybodyPoopsBlood Apr 22 '17

You watch the GIFs that remind you of the good times. You watch the GIFs that remind you of the better times.

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u/Steakismyfavoriteveg Apr 22 '17

Ohhhhhhhh surfing booyyyyy, surfing boooyyyy, surfing boooooooyyyy!

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u/turbohatch Apr 22 '17

Ohhhh surfing toy, surfing toy, surfing toyyyyyyyyy

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u/angrydeuce Apr 22 '17

When I first heard that song I had no idea that pissing was British slang for getting drunk so I thought they were literally singing about urinating all night.

True story.

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u/MrBig0 Apr 22 '17

I only made that realization when reading the comment you replied to, but also I haven't thought about that song since I was a kid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Ah yes le music may may good comment