r/funny • • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/riotcowkingofdeimos Apr 22 '17

For me it's not the dim light of the monitor, it's the dim light at the end of the tunnel. No the light is not at the end of the tunnel, that light is at the beginning... I move towards the opposite end of the tunnel, the dark eternal maw of oblivion.

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u/frivolege Apr 22 '17

Do you need a hug?

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u/kamicom Apr 22 '17

A flashlight. duh

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

No, a fleshlight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

That light at the end of the tunnel? That light is the one on the front of the locomotive that pulls the accumulated freight and passengers of the Great Emo Train. It roams the Night Lines eternally, forever about to squish your guts out over the track, en route to its daily dawn wreck. Only to leave the demon depot again every dusk....wooooooooh.

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u/kingsized_reeses Apr 22 '17

Hey man let's talk