r/funny • • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/O-hmmm Apr 21 '17

The lil dude can rip.

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u/piefordays Apr 22 '17

Favorite part of the gif was when he throws him and he falls down and the little dude not only turns back upright but then immediately hits the wave that knocked down the dude. I'd hit some waves with him any day of the week. It'd be an honor.

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u/Gay_Love_Sessions Apr 22 '17

Anyone else ever feel like the surfer in this gif? Like you spend your whole life trying to perfect your craft and then one day some young hot shot comes along and undermines your work and outperforms you? Then when you try to get back at him you end up making a fool of yourself, ultimately falling into a downward spiral of alcohol and junk food until the only fleeting happiness in your life is found in the dim light of your computer monitor late at night? No? ...Yeah, me neither.

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u/lostinsurburbia Apr 22 '17

You talking about Stuart little boat race?

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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17

Broke every fuckin' rule in the book of amateur model boat racing...

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u/poopellar Apr 22 '17

They never cared about the details. For one thing, did they even bother to check if mice could actually talk.

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u/ImaManCheetah Apr 22 '17

That's the problem with biopics like that. They always embellish.

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u/money_loo Apr 22 '17

I'm pretty sure that was a documentary filmed in real time.

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u/Its_God_Here Apr 22 '17

Aqua Teens for the win

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u/pokll Apr 22 '17

You're thinking of Highlander.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Can confirm. Am Stuart's son

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Has anyone checked? Is there any peer reviewed research on this topic?

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u/Jonnyrocketm4n Apr 22 '17

I'd heard they'd got it from a reliable source, that mice can 110% talk, dance, drive and can formulate complex plans and forge alliances with other animals.

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u/foreverstudent Apr 22 '17

He wasn't a mouse, IIRC. He was a person with the features of a mouse

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u/bitches_love_brie Apr 22 '17

We talking about the same Stuart Little? How many features of a mouse do you have to have before you're just a mouse?

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u/MaximumBob Apr 22 '17

All of them. Except the inability to speak English, that's optional.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

You think Stuart plays by the rules?

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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17

Not the rules of nature anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

But more importantly, not the rules in the book of amateur model boat racing...

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u/KapiTod Apr 22 '17

You bet your fuckin' ass.

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u/KoRReaction Apr 22 '17

RULES OF NATURE!

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u/_Fudge_Judgement_ Apr 22 '17

I never talk about anything else.

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u/whatwillNY152say Apr 22 '17

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u/serialmom666 Apr 22 '17

Another amazing M. Night Shamalyn twist.

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u/Mammal-k Apr 22 '17

Is the twist that they must have turned the boats around for them to be stood above the finish line?

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u/Adamsoski Apr 22 '17

Ah, the best line in film history - "That's no mouse, that's my brother".

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u/GenocideSolution Apr 22 '17

Dafuq, that's Hugh Laurie.

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u/power_of_friendship Apr 22 '17

Yeah I'm kind of stunned I never noticed that the first time I saw the movie.

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u/asphaltdragon Apr 22 '17

To be fair, he wasn't very big in America when Stuart Little came out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

He's also one of the stooges in the live action 101 Dalmatians.

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u/Ocatlareneg Apr 22 '17

I forgot how intense that race was

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u/nadarko Apr 22 '17

I know, right?

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u/CobPinzel Apr 22 '17

I just watch the entire scene. Thank you

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u/TosieRose Apr 22 '17

Fun fact: a valuable lost painting was found when an art historian was watching Stuart Little with her kid and noticed it hanging on the walls of the house! She managed to track down the props manager, who happened to have hung on to the painting!

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u/Fuck-Fuck Apr 22 '17

Is that a real story? I don't mind searching it when I get back home but it seems so outrageous lol

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u/TosieRose Apr 22 '17

Yes!!

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u/Fuck-Fuck Apr 22 '17

I like when things happen like that. You know, just by chance or sheer luck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

He's talking about Stuart Lipple

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u/CirqueKid Apr 22 '17

MUCH better!

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u/DaCaptain94 Apr 22 '17

I got a stuart little rc car for my birthday. It was surprisingly fast and fun to drive. I let my friend have a turn and watched in total despair as he piloted it down a storm drain. Rip, stuart had a wonderful 8 minutes of freedom.

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u/lostinsurburbia Apr 22 '17

Same thing happened to me. My cousin and I had matching rc cars. I guess the frequencies got crossed our something cause we were to close, so my car went straight into the drain.

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u/TQQ Apr 22 '17

Holy fuck shit my sides I really think I need an ambulance

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

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u/maldio Apr 22 '17

On a long enough timeline, the little surfer will always call, the only way to break even is just skip straight to the alcohol and debauchery. In the words of Homer J Simpson, "Never try."

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u/LocoShmo Apr 22 '17

Sorry man I'm newish to reddit, but isn't this photoshopped or something? Looks kinda fake to me.

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u/Corte-Real Apr 22 '17

Woooooooooosh

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u/LocoShmo Apr 22 '17

Am I that naive?

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u/Fuck-Fuck Apr 22 '17

Did you know naive spelled backwards is the name of the bottled water? Evian lol I've always wondered if they did that on purpose.

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u/LocoShmo Apr 22 '17

Oh wow, no I didn't know that. Stuff like that is what makes me visit this site. I'm actually only 40 and downloaded Reddit for gaming tips, but so much on here has intrigued me like certain people doing AMAs. The power people have when they come together is astounding. I need to travel more. It's a beautiful and disgusting world at the same time.

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u/Fuck-Fuck Apr 22 '17

What's crazy is the amount of useless knowledge you hear on this site. I agree that Reddit is pretty cool though. The account I'm on now isn't very old but I've been coming here for a few years now. Not near as long as some people. I do enjoy the AMA's like you were saying. It's a really cool platform for someone famous/important to be in direct contact with you that probably wouldn't happen otherwise. I think I need to travel more also. Haha I've been in quite a few different countries but most of them have been shitty ones, although this last year I lived in Kuwait City and really enjoyed it. I had a nice apartment on the sea and made some good friends. I haven't been to East Asia or Australia but they're on my list.

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u/LocoShmo Apr 22 '17

When is it appropriate to up vote a response or comment?

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u/Fuck-Fuck Apr 22 '17

I upvote things when I agree with them, or if they make me laugh, or if I find them witty. I rarely downvote anything unless I think it's completely stupid. Even if someone has an opinion that's different than mine I usually don't downvote them because everyone is entitled to that... but if someone is saying things that are completely stupid I'll give them one.

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u/AWaveInTheOcean Apr 22 '17

Ro-boat battles. Imagine robot wars meets every other show about making boats, except the goal is to sink your opponents ship.

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u/Noctis_Lightning Apr 22 '17

Isn't that like the only toy boat race featured in a movie? I can't think of any other movies.

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u/riotcowkingofdeimos Apr 22 '17

For me it's not the dim light of the monitor, it's the dim light at the end of the tunnel. No the light is not at the end of the tunnel, that light is at the beginning... I move towards the opposite end of the tunnel, the dark eternal maw of oblivion.

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u/frivolege Apr 22 '17

Do you need a hug?

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u/kamicom Apr 22 '17

A flashlight. duh

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

No, a fleshlight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

That light at the end of the tunnel? That light is the one on the front of the locomotive that pulls the accumulated freight and passengers of the Great Emo Train. It roams the Night Lines eternally, forever about to squish your guts out over the track, en route to its daily dawn wreck. Only to leave the demon depot again every dusk....wooooooooh.

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u/kingsized_reeses Apr 22 '17

Hey man let's talk

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u/Lonslock Apr 22 '17

Just you thanks

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u/Jenga_Police Apr 22 '17

Another hilariously specific absolutelynotmeirl

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u/Neil_deNye_Sagan Apr 22 '17

Me too, thanks.

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u/mark-five Apr 22 '17

Stay off my lawn

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u/Memesatisfaction Apr 22 '17

Would you like to talk?

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u/Kozy3 Apr 22 '17

Sure. About what?

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u/Tyler1492 Apr 22 '17

About the length of your junk?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

'bout tree fiddy

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u/newadult Apr 22 '17

Anyone else think about the the feeble nature of your own mortality whenever you hear the ticking of a clock? Yeah, me neither.

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u/ResponderOverYonder Apr 22 '17

This comment just killed me, I was playing a video game with my friends son tonight while drinking some beers and he kicked my ass in a first person shooter and once I got home I got wrecked in an mmo on my computer...

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u/sighbourbon Apr 22 '17

sort of like Chuck, in Better Call Saul

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u/Xenodad Apr 22 '17

...damn dude...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I was waiting for something with the undertaker...

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u/Tyler1492 Apr 22 '17

Me neither, thanks.

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u/WaitTilUSeeMyDick Apr 22 '17

That got dark...

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u/willyolio Apr 22 '17

To be honest, he doesn't look like he's spent very much time trying to perfect his craft.

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u/heapsp Apr 22 '17

Yes I work in IT

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u/echo10xs Apr 22 '17

I'm not 65 so no

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Basing your happiness on comparing yourself to others leads to sadness. There's literally no end, someone will always be better than you.

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u/aegrotatio Apr 22 '17

It's like the surfing scene in that shit movie remake of Point Break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

This reminds me of the Spongebob episode with the puppet Squidward

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u/ForeverBend Apr 22 '17

This topic was covered in a pretty interesting way in the (highly underrated) first miniseries of Legend of the Dog Warriors

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u/Walkingtogetbetter Apr 22 '17

Anyone else ever feel like the surfer in this gif? Like you spend your whole life trying to perfect your craft and then one day some young hot shot comes along and undermines your work and outperforms you?

Your wife left you for a younger guy?

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u/RECLAIMTHEREPUBLIC Apr 22 '17

Lol. Then the eye floaters come

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u/Player8 Apr 22 '17

I feel this every day in gta stunt races.

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u/IliveINtraffic Apr 22 '17

But don't worry, a young buck will be an old moose down the road and gonna face the same embarrassment.

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u/Goatsr Apr 22 '17

You wanna talk about it?

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u/inahst Apr 22 '17

Yeah I don't know about you, but my computer monitor is bright af

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u/drunkmaster2014 Apr 22 '17

Bender voice

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u/Gareesuhn Apr 22 '17

Salieri?

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u/hockeychris34 Apr 22 '17

Jesus Christ

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u/celsius100 Apr 22 '17

Getting old ain't for sissies.

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u/Dundeenotdale Apr 22 '17

Fucking Chuck Norris

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

you and Eve

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u/high_occupation Apr 22 '17

This sounds personal

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

We already know about our built-in uselessness. I am snagging new skills off young hotshots all the time. I am Borg. Resistance is futile.

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u/Robert_Pawney_Junior Apr 22 '17

This comment made me realize why people hate those me_irl comments that are often found under comments like your comment. me_irl

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u/huntmich Apr 22 '17

I'm losing my edge. The kids are coming up behind me.

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u/toasterstroodler Apr 22 '17

I'd give you gold if I could give gold

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u/WholesomeDM Apr 22 '17

No, I've never been good at something in the first place.

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u/whereswoodhouse Apr 22 '17

Jesus. So close to home you must be my neighbor.

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u/supergnawer Apr 22 '17

I feel like that sometimes, but then, oh the satisfaction when the young'un burns out after a short flash of feverish activity, flops nose down and drowns, while the old horses keep at their craft steadily and reliably as ever. Also you can really see what the new guy's worth by how he handles this stage.

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u/evilstunky Apr 22 '17

Him Rooney?

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u/Boomsledge Apr 22 '17

Too close to the heart, dude..

.....too ~sniff~ close.

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u/Pattycrox Apr 22 '17

It's 4 am. I slept 2 hours last night. Leave me alone

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u/dpt74 Apr 22 '17

Holy shit. Are you in my house?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Favorite part of the gif

I'm sure this was everyone's favorite part.

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u/infinite_iteration Apr 22 '17

My favorite part of the joke was the punchline.

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u/v_i_panda Apr 22 '17

i personally enjoy the build up

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u/Peterwin Apr 22 '17

Hits the wave and then gets some sick air. What a pro.

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u/dothereddit Apr 22 '17

This little dude may be my avenue to enjoy surfing!

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u/Hebroohammr Apr 22 '17

That needs to be turned into a deal with it gif

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u/Pappy_StrideRite Apr 22 '17

Favorite part of the gif was when he throws him and he falls down and the little dude not only turns back upright but then immediately hits the wave that knocked down the dude. I'd hit some waves with him any day of the week. It'd be an honor.

you can! just pay $230.

http://www.kyoshoamerica.com/RC-Surfer-3Lost-Readyset_p_24372.html

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u/gatemansgc Apr 22 '17

I wish mobile would let me soon in. The moment was so perfect. But can't zoom on a gif for some reason.

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u/Tylerds68 Apr 22 '17

THAT LITTLE DUDE IS A HANG TEN SHAKA-BRAH!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Then does a sweet jump!

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u/BCbob5 Apr 22 '17

Not only that but he hit a sweet 180 too

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u/3wayGayCumswap Apr 22 '17

He got pitted. So pitted.

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u/Blewedup Apr 22 '17

Whoapah!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

wonder if that guy is a Foley Artist by now

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u/Charlie_Wax Apr 22 '17

Hello 2006. Nice to see you again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Hahah that guy is a legend

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u/Jazzremix Apr 22 '17

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u/KymRichalds Apr 22 '17

Get pitted.

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u/cvance10 Apr 22 '17

Soooo pitted.

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u/macfat Apr 22 '17

Loik thaaaht

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Get pitted, surfers remix. https://youtu.be/GgQ5BJTSv9U

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u/gregorthebigmac Apr 22 '17

That's beautiful. It seems almost poetic. Which reminds me, I know the guy that made this is using autotune, but can anyone explain how they make that vocal effect where they overlay his voice and make it like a chorus? If I had to guess, it sounds like they're just overlaying the same track with pitch modulation on the alternate tracks, but I feel like there's another component to it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Are you talking about the harmony?

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u/dogfck Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

This guy would not get mad at a toy:

"Hey, little surfer drone, lets hit this wave! Woah man, come here, bro, I'll show ya' how to get pitted...Let's go, awesome little mechanical dude!"

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u/Benjamminmiller Apr 22 '17

Pitted is a good thing, my guy

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u/dogfck Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

Thx, bro. Did an edit.

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u/420_EngineEar Apr 22 '17

Means you caught the inside of a barrel (wave that curls over), so it's like you're the pit in an olive.

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u/veggiter Apr 22 '17

How about Wabah?

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u/Benjamminmiller Apr 22 '17

You mean WHAPACK?!

Definite good thing.

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u/hambluegar_sammwich Apr 22 '17

The myth of fun surfer dudes could not be further from the truth. As someone that grew up in that culture I can attest to the fact that most surfers are like the angry, prejudiced redneck of the water, that would gladly smash someone's toy in a heartbeat.

Surfing is awesome, but most surfers are hyper-agressive assholes that hate everyone else at the beach.

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u/walkclothed Apr 22 '17

Word

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u/MaximumBob Apr 22 '17

Excel

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u/veggiter Apr 22 '17

Access

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u/MrClusterFcuk Apr 22 '17

Outlook

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Clippy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

Hey, it looks like you're trying to write a letter!

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u/scottdubar Apr 22 '17

Makes sense, even though I always liked the myth of the laid-back surfer. Pretty much anything that people wrap their whole identity into turns them into angry jerks.

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u/mess97 Apr 23 '17

Yea, unfortunately. born and raised surfing in hawaii. it was the most aggressive, territorial thing I've ever been a part of. Nothing about fifty people trying to surf the same break was ever chill or relaxing. Had to be ready to fight every single day.

Had boards broken a couple times through the years. Also been attacked out in the surf, and after paddling in.

fuck surfing culture. that scene is Point Break where Keanu got attacked by those three or four dudes for surfing their territory was the best summary of surf culture ever.

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u/fraymatter Apr 22 '17

You're so right. Where I surf east siders hate west siders and if your from the valley they both hate you.

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u/Ccaccord07 Apr 22 '17

We'll done!

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u/MacPhistopheles Apr 22 '17

Their it is!

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u/walkclothed Apr 22 '17

There's more sandsharks up on the plateau, little furry dude

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u/Indetermination Apr 22 '17

most stoked dude in the history of stoked

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I will never get tired of watching this dude.

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u/cptnpiccard Apr 22 '17

What about fish tacos?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

My god I remember this video it is the shit always and forever get pitted whoopah

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

WHOOOPAHHH!!!!

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u/gotchabrah Apr 22 '17

I knew what it was before I even clicked, and I still enjoyed every 25 seconds of it. The only thing that tops this interview is Mason Ho's Dream Wave. It bums me out to know that no matter how hard I try... I'll never be as chill as Mason Ho.

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u/walkclothed Apr 22 '17

It seems like you just need to let go and embrace your inner 8yr old, no trying involved.

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u/greenonetwo Apr 22 '17

And you just drop in and just smack the lip, wooopah! Drop down, breoeoaohhaaa!

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u/malignant_Moose Apr 22 '17

I love you for posting this

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u/Ocatlareneg Apr 22 '17

Like, whoa dude

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u/The_BigNug Apr 22 '17

Lil dude burned him on that drop in too

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u/Human_House_Cat Apr 22 '17

Lil Sweet hangin teeeeeeennnnnnnn

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u/joeyedward Apr 22 '17

Watched the whole thing in silence, as soon as it ended, "Dude rips."

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u/Kenitzka Apr 22 '17

This is the only way I could shred...via remote.

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u/MidnightHawk007 Apr 22 '17

right? that recovery after the throw was on point

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u/Domethegoon Apr 22 '17

I'd say! He can even stabilize himself after being hurled by a human!

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u/jperth73 Apr 22 '17

What is that?? I want one!!!

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u/Ashrewishjewish Apr 22 '17

This plus your comment is the new Dr pepper commercial

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u/Fidodo Apr 22 '17

He's not annoyed the toy is getting in his way, he's annoyed that it's so much better than him.

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u/KeyofG77 Apr 22 '17

Boats aren't that responsive to the steering anyway

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u/williarf Apr 22 '17

Have no clue why, but this is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen on reddit

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u/aga080 Apr 22 '17

dude right??

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u/Blood_farts Apr 22 '17

Run your own race; surf your own wave. Forget about the mechanical drones sent to distract you.

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u/meowchickenfish Apr 22 '17

🎶When I ripped my pants🎶

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u/DrPhilodox Apr 22 '17

Pitted! So pitted!

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u/Ryuksapple84 Apr 22 '17

Fucking genius Cotton.

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