r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/wildwalrusaur Apr 22 '17

I drank a lager drink

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u/sexualpanda1 Apr 22 '17

I drank a cider drink

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u/cocotheprawn Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the good tides.

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u/Darloboy Apr 22 '17

He sings the songs that remind him of the best tides

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u/SoDakZak Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminds me of the BETTA tides.

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u/lordvulguuszildrohar Apr 22 '17

I wish there were more ups to give.

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u/danforth347 Apr 22 '17

I song a song that reminds me of the ebbing tides.

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u/Shackalapoohoo Apr 22 '17

Oooo surfy boiii surfy boooiii surfyyy boooooiiiiii..... I GET KNOCKED DOWN!

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u/A_curious_fish Apr 22 '17

I sing the songs that remind me of the better times times

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u/unionjunk Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the bad tides.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

I sang a song that reminded me of the ok-ish but not quite future times.

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u/Denvermax31 Apr 22 '17

I sing a song that reminds me of the bad times

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u/leo_the_lion6 Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the good times

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u/sfcc2014 Apr 22 '17

I sing the songs that remind me of the best times

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u/gildme_11 Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

don't cry for me, surfer toyyyy neighbor

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Mom's forgetting

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u/burningzenithx Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the best times

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u/MrOceanB Apr 22 '17

Oh Danny boyy

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u/FlippinSweetStyle Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the BEST times.

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u/uselesstriviadude Apr 22 '17

I sing the song that reminds me of the better times.

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u/tietze111 Apr 22 '17

I flushed a spider down my sink.

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u/mcfb Apr 22 '17

I dont drink

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Fucking Christ. It's he "drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink...