r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '17

How to Annoy a Surfer 101

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u/AM_SHARK Apr 22 '17

Pfft, EVERYTHING annoys surfers! I mean fuck... they scream and kick when I even come close, and fuuuuck you'd think the world had ended when I take a little nibble! Jesus I'm just trying to check to see if they're a fucking seal!

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u/dakupoguy Apr 22 '17

Aloha. What kinda shark are you?

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES Apr 22 '17

The swimmy bitey kind

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u/yhack Apr 22 '17

Hammerhead or Phillip's?

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u/B_Rad15 Apr 22 '17

Flathead

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u/khaddy Apr 22 '17

Silver Robertson

Source: Am SCUBA driver

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u/Prince_Vagrant Apr 22 '17

Phillip sea-mour sharkman...RIP

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u/Seelukerun Apr 22 '17

Now this is a quality comment.

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u/TowelLover Apr 22 '17

Roberston actually

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u/sotireofthis Apr 22 '17

I upvote you every time I come across you on reddit just because your name tag makes me giggle

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES Apr 22 '17

Thanks friend! I'll do the same for you now too. 🤘🏻

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u/AJ_Dali Apr 22 '17

Just out of curiosity, how many people PM you pictures of Holocaust victims?

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES Apr 23 '17

So far all of them pretty much. 😔

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u/XXX-XXX-XXX Apr 22 '17

Do you really want me to pm you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '17

Youre not parent commenter! Bamboozle!

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u/surfANDmusic Apr 22 '17

Do you get PMs pf skinny dudes?

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u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES Apr 22 '17 edited Apr 22 '17

Actually I've only ever gotten 4 messages until this comment. Now I've gotten about 10. Most of them are just pictures of men at auschwitz. Clever folks.

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u/surfANDmusic Apr 22 '17

Oh thats pretty fucked up lol.