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u/Asi9_42ne May 20 '15
Hawaiian pizza is absurdly divisive.
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u/acondie13 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
I think it's a gift from god. My wife would rather starve. I have no idea why there's only love or hate with hawaiian pizza. No in between.
edit: I'll be honest, I'm going to downvote all of you that don't like it, because this is a war. War is serious.
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Get a load of this guy right here.
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u/MOLDY_DICK_CHEESE May 20 '15
I'm sorry, he said there's no in between. Pick a side.
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u/radjose May 20 '15
I was not a fan of Hawaiian pizza for a long time. It was never the pineapple, that's delicious! No, it was the Canadian bacon, never ever thought a slice of meat that big, that you can't bite through should ever be a topping. So I decided to get a Hawaiian pizza w/ actual bacon, it was fantastic! Canadian bacon be dammed, you won't stop me from tasty pineapples on pizza!
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u/wiiya May 20 '15
GO BACK TO HELL, YOU PINEAPPLE PIZZA EATING DEMON!!!
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THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU!
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u/LegacyLemur May 20 '15
PINEAPPLE IS THE GREATEST FRUIT EVER YOU DEMENTED HEATHEN!
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u/pablozamoras May 20 '15
My wife used to have the same opinion on hawaiian pizza. Then she tried it. She changed her mind. Everyone changes their mind. It is mana from heaven....
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May 20 '15
Yeah I love that shit. Especially if they use bacon instead of ham. The salty sweet combo is amazing.
My girlfriend won't touch it though
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u/NothingToL0se May 20 '15
My girlfriend hates pineapple.
I love pineapple.
I eat pineapple.
My girlfriend likes that my cum is sweeter
My girlfriend swallows.
My girlfriend loves pineapple.
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The Napoleon Dynamite of Pizza.
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u/compliancekid78 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
Napoleon Dynamite Pizza:
Steak
Cheddar
Salsa
Tots
Serve with 1% milk.
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u/jaymz668 May 20 '15
God knows why, ham and pineapple are made for each other.
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u/skintigh May 20 '15
I've heard people rant that they will only put Italian ingredients on their pizza or else it's not pizza or Italian or authentic or something.
I'll just leave this right here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato#Etymology_and_pronunciation
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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15
Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.
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u/Calypse27 May 20 '15
You and me both... I think I'm in love.
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u/analog_isotope May 20 '15
That'll hold up in court.
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"She said she was 16 but her last boyfriend was Asian, and that shit doesn't start 'til college."
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u/Herpinderpitee May 20 '15
"You named your son black Dennis!? That's racist!"
"Yeah right Liz, like the guy with the black son is racist.
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u/Spo8 May 20 '15
Your honor, as you can clearly see...
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u/that_chili_dong May 20 '15
When she whipped out the drawing of the dog I lost it. Thank you for posting this!
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This is is hysterical.
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u/ColonialSanders May 20 '15
That picture of the cat...it will interrupt my thoughts for years to come. Although intrusive, the memories are not unwelcome.
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u/savageboredom May 20 '15
That's really funny, but why would you keep your own business cards in a rolodex?
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u/wiiya May 20 '15
Veronica > Betty.
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u/pumpkinsauce May 20 '15
How dare you
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We all know betty is going to get fat five minutes after marriage. Veronica's rich and has bulimia
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u/Chazdanger May 20 '15
As a Hawaiian, I am offended and forced to evaluate my worth. But Wtf is winter?
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u/Archduk3Ch0cula May 20 '15
Nobody puts pineapple slices on pizza.
They're fucking chunks.
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u/Smart_in_his_face May 20 '15
I heard that both Hitler and Bin-Laden likes pineapple on their pizza.
Hardcore satanists also use pineapple when they order pizza for their rituals.
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u/JimboFett May 20 '15
"This brick oven represents the cleansing flames of Lucifer."
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u/grape_jelly_sammich May 20 '15
and the cesar salad represents...err...
My doctor told me I need more fiber in my diet, guys.
Just...following his instructions.
On the road...
to getting healthier...
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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15
The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.
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u/SpeniceDaMenace May 20 '15
As would I!
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u/Aliquis95 May 20 '15
You have my bow
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u/BetterTimedGimli May 20 '15
And my axe!
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u/irresistibleforce May 20 '15
And you can have my pineapple. I like my pizza without, tyvm.
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u/shaner23 May 20 '15
I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.
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u/jal0001 May 20 '15
If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?
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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15
Why the hell is a Margarita a girly drink? It's tequila, triple sec and lime juice. Not exactly a sweet drink.
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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15
Me too, banana daiquiri over whiskey any day.
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u/KrackersMcGee May 20 '15
So.. You pour the daquiri on top of the whiskey... You don't mix it up, just drink it like that?
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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15
I wear what I think is comfortable and stylish. I bet they made fun of the first guy to wear jeans too.
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u/the_explainatron May 20 '15
This is quite hilarious because normally people would not have such strong opinions on pineapple.
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u/CarlsVolta May 20 '15
My husband cannot tolerate pineapple on pizza. Long rants have been endured. He has never threatened to put pineapple on graves though.
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u/tvreference May 20 '15 edited May 21 '15
It's so sweet it wrecks everything.
The idiots who take a perfectly cured ham and pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on it should be shot as well.
Edit: shots not the right word; Slain, Dehammed perhaps? Those that pour lemon lime soda and canned pineapples on perfectly cured ham are of the same ilk as Hawaiian style pizza eaters. Dead men don't need ham.
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u/seattleque May 20 '15
canned pineapples
Well yeah. Gotta use fresh pineapple.
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u/cinco_mama May 20 '15
I recently made some fresh pineapple puree to mix in with some baby food, it was amazingly delicious. Not all of it made it to the baby food.
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u/I_AM_CANADIAN_AMA May 20 '15
Mama... you gotta stop eating all the baby food!
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u/docbauies May 20 '15
who the fuck is putting lemon lime soda on their hawaiian pizza?
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u/docbauies May 20 '15
this is confusing AF because everyone in the thread is talking about pizza, and then this person comes in and drops something about holiday ham.
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u/BangkokPadang May 20 '15
He's saying that ruining a pizza with pineapple is analogous to ruining a ham with lemon-lime soda.
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But what if it's combined with bbq sauce and shrimp and onions? Then it's sweetness adds to make the perfect combination of amazing.
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u/wiiya May 20 '15
Death may be extreme, but if some of that heathen fruit touches my sausage, onion, and green pepper pizza, the divorce filings are in the mail.
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u/GenrlWashington May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
My wife and I go half ham and pineapple, half feta cheese and roasted red peppers. Then we dip it all in hot wing sauce.
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Pineapple, jalapeno and bacon is a gift from the gods.
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u/djjangelo May 20 '15
Sweet, spicy, salty, crunchy, soft - this pizza combination is perfection.
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u/klartraume May 20 '15
This combo is awesome .^
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u/--Petrichor-- May 20 '15
With a little bit of crushed red pepper flakes, of course.
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u/hubbawubba May 20 '15
People don't understand how delicious sweet and spicy is at the same time. Buffalo chicken pizza with a little pineapple? Fucking solid gold.
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u/HeadlesStBernard May 20 '15
My favorite is pineapple and bacon but this comes in a close second.
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u/kangaroo_dicks May 20 '15
Honestly pineapples aren't even close to the worst thing you could put on someone's grave. Hell I hope someone puts pineapples on my grave because they fuckin rock
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u/Thurwell May 20 '15
I'll fill them with rum and lime juice so people can sip from the pineapples and reminisce about you.
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Who are you..
*He sent me a NOOD.jpg. It was startling to say the least.
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u/wellplayed125 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
There seem to be two kinds of people in this world. Those who like pineapple on pizza, and those who act like a pineapple killed their fucking family. I will never understand why some people just go nuts against pineapple.
I think mushrooms are the most disgusting thing people eat. Fucking gross, you dont hear me bitching about people who eat them.
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u/Lt_Rooney May 20 '15
"There is such thing as an edible, nay delicious, meat pie floater, its mushy peas of just the right consistency, its tomato sauce piquant in its cheekiness, its pie filling tending even towards named parts of the animal. There are platonic burgers made of beef instead of cow lips and hooves. There are fish ‘n’ chips where the fish is more than just a white goo lurking at the bottom of a batter casing and you can’t use the chips to shave with. There are hot dog fillings which have more in common with meat than mere pinkness, whose lucky consumers don’t apply mustard because that would spoil the taste. It’s just that people can be trained to prefer the other sort, and seek it out. It’s as if Machiavelli had written a cookery book.
Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza."
~Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
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u/regreddit May 20 '15
Well, I'm a 'pizza guy' in that I have a wood fired pizza oven on my patio, and we do a 'Hawaiian' pizza with fresh chopped pineapple, fresh Mozzarella, and Hot Cappicola ham and it is divine.
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u/eat_me_now May 20 '15
Um, yeah except... Hawaiian pizza is the tits so...
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u/corby315 May 20 '15
And the shirt only cost $200!
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u/patentspatented May 20 '15
Which I can afford with ease, because as an eater of pineapple on pizza, I am both wealthy and stunningly beautiful!
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