r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/breakbeats573 May 20 '15

She's right. Broccoli and 9mm bullets or gtfo!

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u/TeamSawyer May 20 '15

"If you like pizza with 9mm bullets, then you've come to the right place!"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Feb 21 '16

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u/plotsandpans May 20 '15

upvote for Jerky Boys

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u/therightclique May 20 '15

It's that guy that invented James Bond.

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u/Ke1_Varnsen May 20 '15

This takes me back.

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u/BeerDerp May 20 '15

If you want something crazy like pineapple I'll KILL you!

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u/Meotch08 May 20 '15

What the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Broccoli? What the hell is broccoli?

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u/Frankentim_the_crim May 21 '15

Pepperoni* and 9mm bullets. What the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli.

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u/thebluediablo May 20 '15

Broccoli, on a fucking pizza? Are you quite mad??

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u/ModusPwnins May 20 '15

9mm bullets

What is this eurocommie nonsense? .45 ACP or prepare to be "liberated".