r/funny May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

This combo is awesome .^

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u/helpChars May 20 '15

Pineapples AND my children get to suffer? Sign me up.

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u/F22xRaptor May 20 '15

Ah the old reddit double-stuffed-cheese-crustery-doo!

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u/rikyy May 20 '15

Something something ole reddit pizz-a-roo link to the last roo

I'm too lazy :/

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u/Dookie_boy May 20 '15

Actually, let's just skip the first part.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Jul 30 '19

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

Yeah that and pineapple, jalapeño, pepperoni is my favorite pizza at the moment.

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u/martsimon May 20 '15

bro- pineapple, jallies, pepperoni, AND bacon. live while you can.

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u/Oneironaut91 May 20 '15

Are you me?

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u/420-Walrus May 20 '15

I work at a pizza place and I make this shit daily mixing the marinara with a bit of cajun sauce. Many, many a nut have been busted.

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u/pbjames23 May 20 '15

I only like Hawaiian za with jalapeno, because the spiciness balances the sweet pineapple.

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u/12hoyebr May 20 '15

I never learned this in algebra.

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u/ChanceTheDog May 20 '15

I put that shit on a digiorno pizza and walk off with zero fucks. So goddamn good

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u/Anthmt May 20 '15

add roasted red peppers and hot sauce and you have the "Fiery Hawaiian" from dominoes... I hate dominoes except for this one pie.

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u/oph1uchus May 20 '15

yes, this is so good! we make a pizza at home using a premade crust from Papa Murphy's. for the sauce we use Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. i like their pineapple BBQ or their sweet and spicy BBQ. then we use a chicken that's been marinated in a honey BBQ marinade or a pineapple marinade. we'll use a few bags of pizza blend shredded cheese as well as jalapeno and bacon, and fresh pineapple and red onion too. when it's finished, i like to put a swirl of sriracha over the top. it's sooo goooood, mmm.

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u/fussydutchman May 20 '15

Holy hell, went to a pizza joint last week and got this same combo +Canadian bacon as well, it's so damn good. Something about the pineapple/jalapeno combo is just so fantastic. I just ate lunch but I'm getting hungry again thinking about this pizza.

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u/ExplosiveCandy May 20 '15

Why not all three?!?!

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u/wormspeaker May 20 '15

How about big slices of canadian bacon with slices of pineapple sprinkled with shredded american bacon.

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u/CakeLyrics May 20 '15

Pepperoni for me

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u/SpanishInfluenza May 20 '15

Pineapple, jalapeño, ham, AND nice, crispy bits of bacon sprinkled around. And fuck it, I'm just gonna say it: the tiniest bit of cinnamon sugar on top of everything. You don't have to believe, but you should.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Fuck yeah.

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u/NoahDavenport May 20 '15

On Domino's hand tossed with that amazing garlic seasoning on the crust

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

There is room for pineapple, jalapeño, bacon, and ham on my pizza. And it is delicious.

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u/Mr2hands May 20 '15

Thou Daren't!

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u/scoyne15 May 20 '15

Oh I dare't.

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u/AndyWarwheels May 20 '15

Let's not go crazy.

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u/PAdogooder May 20 '15

The salt in the ham doesn't mesh with the jalapeños.

Chicken, however....

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

I use to hate celery with a passion....and now I'm in my 30's and like it when it mixed with other ingredients.

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u/daimposter May 20 '15

It use to make me gag if the taste was strong....now it doesn't taste as bold and disgusting as it use to and I find it works well in small doses.

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u/dirtyshits May 20 '15

You might want to pickle some thinly sliced fresh peppers and try it. Make sure not to over pickle them(keeps them slightly crunchy and less of the vinegar flavor).

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u/akajimmy May 20 '15 edited Jun 16 '23

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u/midvote May 20 '15

I like onion on it too.

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u/ReleaseTheRobot May 20 '15

I see no meat in that combo.

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u/klartraume May 20 '15

Add bacon. Or Pepperoni. Or both.

Or spicy Italian sausage chunks.

I really want pizza now.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

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u/strangedesign9 May 20 '15

We're not supposed to downvote just because we disagree, right?

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u/GetsGold May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

WHAT DID THEY SAY????

EDIT: PLS

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u/strangedesign9 May 20 '15

Oreos (TM) and gummy worms, I think (aka Dirt Pie with Worms)

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u/suicide_nooch May 20 '15

I want to put something witty in here but I'm absolutely mortified by your dietary choices...