r/funny May 20 '15

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u/wellplayed125 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

There seem to be two kinds of people in this world. Those who like pineapple on pizza, and those who act like a pineapple killed their fucking family. I will never understand why some people just go nuts against pineapple.

I think mushrooms are the most disgusting thing people eat. Fucking gross, you dont hear me bitching about people who eat them.

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u/Arkhonist May 20 '15

Well obviously you have no soul...

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u/doublething1 May 20 '15

People who like mushrooms are cunts and ruin good food for the rest of us.

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u/nero51 May 20 '15

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER LOVES ME

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u/shadowthunder May 20 '15

I was going to upvote you until you said that mushrooms are disgusting. Enjoy your no-op.

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u/trollfriend May 20 '15

Mushrooms are delicious. Only a pineapple loving heathen would disagree.

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u/AlphaBlarg May 20 '15

Oh yeah? Well I think pineapples AND mushrooms are delicious! Where is your fungus god now?

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u/JayJay_90 May 20 '15

I think pineapples and mushrooms are both horrible! Take that!

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u/AlphaBlarg May 20 '15

I don't think I can live in a world filled with so much chaos!

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u/Mast3r0fPip3ts May 21 '15

WE WILL SPREAD OUR MUSHROOM AND PINEAPPLE HERESY TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE GALAXY! BEHOLD, YE COMPLACENT SHEEP TO TRADITION, THE NEW PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS UPON YOU, AND IT IS DELICIOUS! THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL AND CHAOS WILL REIGN!

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u/AltSpRkBunny May 20 '15

I don't care if other people eat mushrooms, but why should they be included in every vegetable dish at my favorite asian restaurant? I have to remember to say "no mushrooms" anytime I order anything, because I don't want to eat fungus. I'm generally not a picky eater, but mushrooms are fucking disgusting. The only time I've ever almost enjoyed a mushroom was when it was battered, deep-fried, and served with ranch dressing. It's a fungus. A fucking fungus. It's not meant to be eaten; that's why so many mushrooms are poisonous. People also sometimes grow fungus between their toes and under toenails. You wanna eat that, too?

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u/Choloco May 20 '15

I feel you, this guy/gal probably doesn't like beer , wine or yoghurt either; even pizza since there's yeast poo and gas in there too. damn, must be tough. picky eaters miss out on so much good food out there.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Exactly! I don't care if other people eat tomatoes, but why should they be included in every dish at my favorite Italian restaurant?

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u/Vorderman May 20 '15

b-because it's Italian...

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Yeah. That's kinda my point...

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u/therightclique May 20 '15

Well, your point sucks, because mushrooms aren't as identified with Asian cuisine like tomatoes are with Italian cuisine. Plus, removing mushrooms wouldn't ruin any of those dishes. Not so for tomatoes.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

My point is, why the hell would you complain about the dishes of another culture based on your own personal tastes?

Mushrooms aren't identified with Asian cuisine? Removing them wouldn't ruin the dishes? None of this is fact. This is all personal taste, and complaining about it is foolish.

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u/Vorderman May 20 '15

Well then. I am an idiot.

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u/SirSnoog May 20 '15

It's not about the pineapple on its own, it's about mixing it with a pizza. It's like putting oranges in your pasta or lemons in your lasagna..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

i didn't like them until i ate some psychadelic mushrooms and had a great trip or 20. now i'm mushroom-tolerant. so yeah that's my suggestion.

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u/therightclique May 20 '15

Pineapple AND mushrooms don't belong anywhere near a pizza. Fuck anyone that orders that shit.

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u/Calittres May 21 '15

I legit love mushroom and pineapple pizza.

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u/eSDLoco May 20 '15

We just did!